THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I am in LOVE with this girl! She is Persian, and amazingg. Her nic name is Persian Princess. Sweetest girl u will ever meet. I believe she is one of Phillies finest! But i am wonderin to see if u think she is as pretty as i think? would u?
Answer: no. I’m convinced something is growing on the top of her head which is why she has to poof it so weird.