THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not would YOU but would anyone? This is Marc Be**, an overstuffed balloon from Quincy(aka Boston’s noodle-ville), who has developed an ego as big as his belt-line! I mean could you be this fat and be confident… about anything? He has been known to secretly tell management that other employees make fun of his weight, and has recently even gotten a colleague suspended from work for his lies that spew out of his Big Mac slobbering mouth! For some reason no one has called him out yet, we’re afraid to get fired! He talks sh*t about everyone in the business, and he’s burning bridges he hasn’t finished getting his elephant-sized body over yet! Plus he smells like he hasn’t gotten a good wipe in years! Nik please put this fat slob in his place, I’m begging you! BTW his fiancee could be 20lbs heavier..
They were made for each other they can whip each others ass.- nik