THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sarah, she is a cougar promo model from Newport. She def thinks she is the hottest thing on earth but I beg to differ. Not going to lie I have but only one time because I was drunk and didnt realize she had man hands.
I have always wondered what a beached whale looks like.- nik
SoCal Spink says:
Come on people. Keep her gills wet. Get a bucket.
to SoCal SpinkLuddite says:
ROFLOL! Nik owes you a t shirt.
to LudditeA guy from Santa Ana says:
Last name please!
to A guy from Santa AnaAnonymous says:
WTF!!!!!!!!1 That is a beached whale. With a huge ass!!!!!! They should have air brushed a lot more than just the face!!!
to AnonymousBrock Lesner says:
Not bad looking for a plus size model! Hey, more cushin’ for the pushin’!!
to Brock LesnerLarry L. says:
Ha Ha its Alexa Ald**, how random
to Larry L.Black Bastard says:
Hey she is right up my alley: white, thick and has a nice tight fat ass! I will ride that all night bay-bee!
to Black BastardWang Dang Dong says:
Sandy che*ks = organ grinder. Beware all who enter.
to Wang Dang DongWang Dang Dong says:
What you had to throw an asterisk on cheeks? Cheeks? A baby has cheeks you morons! It’s not like I said *unt or something. Jesus.
to Wang Dang DongAnonymous in LA says:
a big ol’ pair of 3s on her, and… bing!
to Anonymous in LAGoob says:
I love that big ass…YES I WOULD
to GoobAnonymous says:
Unusual size, either by the pound or from the pound
to AnonymousHIPSTER ... says:
Her head looks small as hell
to HIPSTER ...Motorboat Captain says:
That’s pretty much perfect as far as I’m concerned. Stand aside, soldiers!
to Motorboat CaptainTheTruth says:
That back door is too big for nilks pencil…
to TheTruthwtf says:
Drunk of not poster, you made love to a she-male! Was it’s dick bigger than yours? Is that why you’re pissed off?!
to wtfEARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT! says:
Ha Ha ha!!!
to EARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT!meh says:
she’s not that bad, she has a lot of butt, but she’s pretty realistic as far as I’m concerned, not some fake Barbie doll that Nik is in search of
to mehlmao says:
That might be the best comment Nik has ever made.
to lmaoAnonymous says:
My god, you complain when they are photoshopped, you complain when they are not…
to Anonymousnunh says:
I would…
…try to save the person whale.
to nunhNole Girl says:
For a second there I thought we were looking at Jessica Ba*ton! She’s gotten huge too, must have laid off the Pepsi.
to Nole Girlfyi says:
that head is to small for that body.
to fyiDT says:
idk… I’d hit it.
to DTAnonymous says:
its a beached whale
to Anonymouslosers! says:
She is NOT fat by any means, photoshopped and fake maybe, but no way near fat, and yes, all of you know that none of you could “hit that” even if you wanted to.. Grow up!
to losers!hahaha says:
yes, she is fat…
to hahahaHell boy says:
Love that ass . I can do ding dong with her day and night.
to Hell boyLep Reezy says:
Looks like that cougar fell in the litter box
to Lep Reezy