Nick Malibu Is Always Right
I can’t tell if Nick Malibu is talking about hooking up and breaking up with dudes or chicks?
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Stop playing this pillow biter on your site.
amen
Tick Madibu is back baby! Do you son!
He Likes boys
this fool is a f*cking f*gget that loves c*ck in his *ss
I think this guy may be a butt pirate.
when will the world end already?
the sarcasm is priceless. butt pirate, sword swallower, c*m dumpster, poof, sperm burper. it dos’nt matter, there is no such thing as bi-sexual. either you suck d*ck or you do’nt suck d8ck. does nick malibu have a cheese wrapper stuck in his throat???
his voice is so strange
its called gay
Seriously, what is wrong with this guy and why do you put him up here? You get his hopes up that he is going to be famous. It’s not nice to mess with retards.
this one fags
His voice makes the voices in my head wish bad things on him.
id smash this guys head in, epitome of douche faggotry- so bad it seems fake
Hollllla!
bigger poles to smoke
Does he take his hair off before going to bed ?
it sounds like he has a dick in his mouth
queer
Yo this dude is wack Nik, always lookin like he’s got a sh*t ton of spit in his mouth thats why he talks all weird. I don’t understand why you put this sh*t on your site, the dirty is too good for this fool.
Buffalo Bob is more fitting than Nick Malibu. It puts the lotion on its skin!
Excellent this twat needs a beat down.
Dammit, Tick, Teri Schaivo was easier to understand than you are. Was that even English? And that haircut sucks so bad.
Nik Malibu..Via Satellite from a Truck Stops Mens Restroom!
I would never take any advise from this penis loving mutant. And the only reason his relashionships last only one day is bc he probably pays f*gs to F*ck by the hour. Please! stop putting him on this site nik please!
looks like a bottom
IS NICK MALIBU THE CONTENT U REALLY WANNA BE PUSHIN NIK STEP UP YOUR GAME!!!
gosh i hate hearing and seeing some gay ppl talk. OK I GET IT YOU LIKE MEN, no need to start talking “like a female”
gosh he is ugly, if women dont want him im sure no man would want him either
..that voice!
is he sitting in a bath tub?
I noted a similarity between his haircut and that of Prince Valiant, the comic strip character in the papers from years ago…….however, the public could not hear PV speak, given that he was a drawing, it is unclear if these two also share sinus problems….and PV liked girls…I am pretty sure
hes sitting on a stool in his bath tub
Nick Malibu’s promotion on this site is further proof that Nic is for the gays.
It puts the lotion on the skin.
i’d go gay for for him. he is stunning.
He’s a BUTT COWBOY!!
Is he listening to Oprah loud as hell in the background?
it’s probably his mom watching Oprah in the living room with a box of wine and a carton of Virginia Slims
post my comment you homos
I used to watch this kid’s videos to get a goo laugh…now i can’t even stand to watch them. This dude is a dumbass! Get him off the site!
He’s in the bathroom cause he’s a shower singer and probably thinks it’ll improve his voice. No dice though.
I feel like I’m watching a retarded kid describe his day at the ice cream parlor..and then there was a green train that went “moo.”
Sounds like he is still not swallowing his last boyfriends load. Yuck. Why do flamers have to talk like that anyways?
this guy need a shot full of aids..
Nik,
Love Nick Malibu….. continue to post his incredible insight on life. He has nice bathroom tile.
srsly is this guy retarded? so confused
dude me too hahah
site FAIL.
I want the DA to deliver the details on the fabulous life of Nick Malibu
This guy needs to spit the c*m out before trying to talk. Homo!
two questions…is he transmitting this from a bathroom stall…? and did he attempt to make his t-shirt into a v-neck by stretching out the collar…god! this guy is such a f@#$ing tool!! nice hair! he is que#rer than a football bat!
he sounds like he has marbles in his mouth! He needs speech therapy. How am i the only one who noticed how annoying his cottenball voice is?
Yeah I hate listening to this guy. It was funny at first but his voice is so damn annoying. Somebody get this kid some decongestant
Is he wearing lip gloss?
Thor ANGRY! Thor Z-SNAP!!!!!!!!!
hes probably going thru pueberty ???the hairs gotta go but <3 him!
Once he hits puberty he might have a better idea of what he’s talking about. And stop bleaching your hair kiddo, you remind me of an oompa loompa