THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had to post this up and get your opinion. She happen to go out by her self, so my bud and I decide to bullsh*t with her a bit, we was getting the vibe she was looking to get laid, literally told my girlfriend that it was up to her for a 3way with us. Anyways it all got outta hand when my lil bro and his buddy (whom is in the pic) shows up, i decided to give her a hint and it her he is where the pot of gold is. shots after shots he finds him self suitable enough to make out wit this old broad. And then wouldn’t you know it, both of them disappeared a little later and my friend has not spoke of what happened that night. What you think ended up happening nik?
Did that guy really just bang his mother? I think I am going to throw up.- nik
Clevelander says:
Proof that some guys will lay anything. He should be ashamed…
to ClevelanderI Hate Hippies says:
I don’t see what the big deal is here. Women like that will f*ck you like a champ, then cook up some bacon and eggs in the morning. It’s a win, win IMO. Well done young lad…
to I Hate HippiesKC Esq says:
Exactly…
to KC EsqKnoxville says:
Stifler’s mom has an ugly sister. Pumas need c*ck, too.
to Knoxvillemaharaja says:
ugh
to maharajaRyan says:
he’s so into it it’s gross
to Ryanel terrible says:
that is some real F**ked up sh*t!
to el terribleBrian says:
I say plow the road young man, plow the road
to BrianAnonymous says:
I did throw up! That is the ugliest broad with the biggest nose I’ve seen on here! She needs a seperate category just for herself!!!!
to AnonymousYobabyyo says:
She is a lot better looking than this idiot. I think he scored big time because no chick even close to his age would bed him.
to YobabyyoI wonder if he left his leprachaun hat on while he banged her???
U of YEA says:
MOM!!!?!!!?!?!?!!!
to U of YEAI WILL TAKE A DUMP IN UR MOUTH. says:
ohhh regrets….try to forget.. try tooo forget?????hmmmmm.it did not happen hmmmmm…..
to I WILL TAKE A DUMP IN UR MOUTH.Earlski says:
WOW! Is it me or is that just super gross! And I thought it was only purple crayons with no standards, who knew my own kid would stoop this low!
to EarlskiTJ says:
It pains me to admit this but you’re right. If given a chance I would slip her my purple crayon.
to TJSejanus says:
At least she wasnt fat like that orca trying to hit 1000 pounds.
to SejanusWith purple crayon spawn no less that one is.
idol says:
That guy is GOD…. Don’t be ashamed!
to idolStop cyber bullying!!!! says:
Anyone who posts derogatory comments on this site is a pathetic coward!!!!
to Stop cyber bullying!!!!If you gain satisfaction from belittling and making other people feel like sh*t there must be something seriously lacking in your lives!!!!
How about every time one of you low lives posts a nasty comment, you put your real name and contact details on the bottom of the post instead of hiding behind cyber anonymity. Better still if you all think you are such hot sh*t, why don’t you post a pic of yourselves and watch as the sharks devour your carcass too!!!!
Knoxville says:
Don’t worry, Old Lady River. You are in desperate need by younger guys who can’t score. You provide much needed help for those seeking a c*m dumpster. I think you should be hailed for your efforts to satisfy the less fortunate.
Thank you and keep up the good work.
You are saving world, banging one loser at a time.
to Knoxvillenunh says:
Please exit the building and STFU for Christ’s sake!
to nunhSejanus says:
OH you mean identify ourselves like you did?
to SejanusInsert irony here.
Stop cyber bullying!!!! says:
My name is Carol and I live in England, UK, your move…………………………….
to Stop cyber bullying!!!!wtf says:
Mom, PLEASE step away from my computer!! Sincerely, Simon Cowell (your son)
to wtfGlass Casket says:
I believe the correct term is trolling…
to Glass CasketAnon says:
Sooo…I’m guessing you’re that old chick. Don’t worry about what others say. At least you got laid by a younger man. When I’m that old…and if I’m that horribly depressed and lonely that I go out to the bar by myself in an effort to get laid, I’ll hope to be just like you and get a guy that 20 years my junior. You’re an inspiration.
to Anonidol says:
What’s the matter? I take it that’s your ma? News flash your ma is a whore. Sure wouldn’t mind putting a bag over her ugly face n run a train on her. Holla
to idolMoo Cow says:
Relax…having your mother posted isn’t so bad.
to Moo CowNik's Breathalizer says:
Shut up, you pussy.
to Nik's BreathalizerAnonymous says:
You first.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
was this in Breckenridge, CO?
to AnonymousTruin says:
Wow I guess she saw the site.
to Truinjunior says:
rock on dude, this will be one of his great all time lays…
to juniorang420 says:
it her he is where?? wtf? is that english??
to ang420lalo says:
HAHAHA…that’s sooo awesome!!
to laloLuddite says:
Cougars need love/sex too!
to LudditekEELY says:
DRUNK GOOGLES
to kEELYCrevice says:
dude, that second pic – her nose is WC Fields
to CreviceRedRocket says:
Great reference. Sad thing is that 99% of the people on here have no idea who that legend is.
to RedRocketBoss says:
Look at the choices, #1 go home empty and watch porn spank the monkey ? #2 go home with this lady who wants to get naked rock your world and say thank you the next morning ? Dudes go for it !!
to BossMilo Durst says:
He did his own mom? Isn’t that how Leprechauns are made?
to Milo DurstLeper's Brown Eye... says:
Good for both of them!
to Leper's Brown Eye...Brittany says:
is her name Katie S? I can’t believe Katie is out on the hunt again. She is unhappily married with a kid! Katie you are gross. Keep your pants on and stop sleezing around! You need to start acting like a mother and a wife. You are an a true example of a “Drunk Irish”. You are a nasty, vile, ho-bag COUGAR KATIE S!!!!!
to Brittanythe happy ex says:
oh f*ck, thats my ex wife…….it’s cindy
to the happy exAnonymous says:
Green beer makes you do some stupid sh!t. Wonder how he felt in the morning waking up next to her…..
to Anonymouscondom says:
how many of you young dudes would hit that?
to condom?????????????????????????????? says:
Wonder how she felt in the morning waking up next to HIM!!!
to ??????????????????????????????The Slick Cougar Hunter says:
wow, what a catch……. been trying track down this cougar. wonder what kind of bait works for this type.
to The Slick Cougar HunterGrammar school says:
Maybe whoever posted this could get the old lady to tutor him on how to form complete coherant sentences. Someone was either very drunk when they wrote this or just a complete dumbass. Oh, by the way….that guy looks Forgy as hell.
to Grammar schoolthrashher says:
the guy is uglier who cares what happened!
to thrashherMark Sanchez!!! says:
this dude is dating his mom…
to Mark Sanchez!!!EWWWW! says:
I feel bad for this lady. She woke up and realized she f*cked a LITTLE green man.
to EWWWW!THE414 says:
Fck it who cares…get drunk hit it, quit it.. and BOUNCE before the am!!
to THE414Anonymous says:
Fcjen Irish drunken bastard
to Anonymoussteve says:
DUDEEE, thats ur son!!!
to stevewtff white ppl
Anton says:
Devin “SUGAR” Desmond LMAO!!!!!! WOW. He should be trying to snag some of the Lubash’s extra tail and not be banging grandmoms.
to AntonI'll b dayumed! says:
WOW!!!! Well what can I say…Pittsburgh + St. Patties day+ Green Beer = regrettable nights! Like this post for example truly does show that Pittsburghers have a serious drinking problem in this town. So what if we do, just don’t be jealous because Pittsburghers no how to have fun…ok maybe a way too much to the point there are DUI checks ever weekend because of douche bags like this midget screwing this cougar. I hate to say this to to two regarding this post, but it does SUCK TO BE YOU!
to I'll b dayumed!Anonymous says:
Dirty Irish Whore
to AnonymousMarley1love says:
Any time you have colleges close to townie bars this happens.
to Marley1loveMost of the time its Dr’s wifes or the wife of some fat azzed rick business owner.
Those guys get it at the office or on the road and never give their woman loving.
So they hit the bars , get drunk and have some young dude or dudes tap the keg.
Apparently there was still some left in the old broad and she got hers.
Take it easy on her before you knock it.
Some day you mite be a lonely person male or female in you mid 40s or older and some Saturday night you mite think of this on the dirty.
I know I will !
GOD BLESS YOU ALL THAT YOU STAY UN LONELY LIKE HER.
PEACE / OUT 1 LOVE