THE DIRTY ARMY: k well nik. im pretty sure im vandirtys hottest like really what you could really say about your future wifey ? and yes if your wondering if this is a proposal ?!?! it is !!! lol now tell me nik would you? xoxo
Answer: Not happening babe, I am saving my Greencard for someone special who does not come from PhotoshopWorld.
Anonymous says:
These pictures are terrifying. My god, get out of vandirty.
to AnonymousWOW says:
The only thing she is trying to hide with all that photo shop is that she’s from Sacramento, CA. Her name is Maeve. For starters, its pathetic that she self posts, but in another city?? Come on.. If you have enough balls to post yourself on this site, do it in your own city!!
to WOWStriker says:
Mad Photoshop, even the guys have been shopped in these pictures.
to Strikerbc girl says:
like, i know right? like so freakin photoshoped or what right??!! like omg even the guys!! why do young cutish girls go all crazy on photoshope? wouldnt you at least try to make it look some what natural-ish?? goddamned girls like these drive me bananassssss!!!!! ard really? who photoshops the dudes?? wow. and do they not realize how stupid they sound all and likeandlike and right and and all????? sweet jesus. i am scared for when i get old and s m r t one like this inherit this world…….and that concludes my rant for the day
to bc girlYouCrazy says:
Come on sista….you gotta do better than that….
More photos, maybe some full body, standing up and less makeup….
to YouCrazyCassie says:
this is the most photoshopped picture i have ever seen
lke a cartoon
b*tch is beat
to CassieYIKES says:
Photoshop World…that’s hilarious! I approve and agree.
to YIKESAnonymous says:
this sh*t is so obviously photo shopped it’s PAINFUL. -10 points for being f*cking stupid and getting caught photoshopping, the 3rd photo looks cartoonish, fake *ss b*tch
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
i’d bang jessica rabbit from the cartoon who framed roger rabbit haha
to AnonymousBahaha says:
No shi* Nik. Does this Cake face get that its quite obvious shes photoshopped the SH*T outta these picks… heres a hint hunny, get a pro next time to do your shoppin’ for ya if you want to blow smoke up your own *ss online.
to BahahaCandyMan says:
Worst….PhotoShop….Skills….Ever. Probably looks like Bea Arthur.
to CandyManAnonymous says:
cocky much?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
shes obviously hiding something if she has to use photoshop…… skin acne maybe? warts?…. freckles…. something nasty obviously… make her face look less fat.. who knows… send pics without it bein photoshopped
to AnonymousMV says:
her adams apple??
to MVjimmy jones says:
wow
to jimmy jonesAnonymous says:
Holy ease down on the photoshop. I can’t believe people actually post pictures like these and think people won’t notice its not natural..lol
to Anonymouscookiepartyyy says:
wow, with that much photoshop she HAS to be hiding something!
to cookiepartyyyTT says:
She so f*cking nasty she has to photoshop her pics to look remotely decent.
to TTAnonymous says:
seriously?? hahaha I don’t want to know what she looks like with out the photoshop. Talk about low self esteem
to AnonymousPimpin' says:
Nik just wanna say thanks. I have to hire ring girls for a MMA company and one of the first things i have to put when advertising is no photoshop pictures. Lets just say some girls can’t read or look in a mirror. One of the hardest jobs is to find decent looking girls.
to Pimpin'modelgirl says:
Hey! If your looking for girls right now I am looking for mygirls right now I work for a photography company , if your into it, I have pictures non photoshopped of 10 girls!
to modelgirlMRS ,HOLLYWOOD $$$$$ says:
I AGREE, WITH SOMEONE ON HERE ,LOL,IM A RING GIRL AND ITS HARD FINDING A GIRL THAT LOOKS GOOD,LOL,THESE PICS UP HERE ARE BAD…. SHE DOESNT EVEN LOOK REAL…KINDA SCARY GINA AS1
to MRS ,HOLLYWOOD $$$$$Squidward Yo. says:
why are you yelling so loud!
to Squidward Yo.lmao says:
there’s nothing more hilarious (or pathetic) than when hooman does a self post
to lmaoyoyo says:
Nasty! Wait a couple years, because she will age faaaast!
to yoyofyi says:
whats with the black stuff around her eyes.
to fyiAnonymous says:
photo shop called, they want their tools back….
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
ill eat here *ss
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I’m sure you’re gorgeous already. you don’t need the blatant photoshopping.
to Anonymouswildlife says:
she got nice legs.
to wildlifeSquidward Yo. says:
Sweetheart, Im sure you’re adorable, however.
to Squidward Yo.Seems like you have heavy…. eyeliner? i dunno the sh*t that gives you racoon eyes.
Also don’t photoshop yourself if you want an honest opinion.
However i do think you’re more then likely cute in non photo-shop land.
Anonymous says:
hate to see this fake sl*t with no makeup nice blurry pics boyfriends looks like a p*ssy is she that desperate for attention id f*ck her and chuck her sure but she posted herself could have tried to be less obvious
to AnonymousHahaha says:
Id smash on her photoshopped *ss
to Hahahawanker says:
Doesn’t look quite human.
to wankerEx Lax says:
she could use alot more photo chop on her nose and those girls she is with are ugly
to Ex LaxAnonymous says:
shes from sacramento..
to Anonymousanonymous says:
Holy photoshop world is right
to anonymousCMW says:
shes from sacramento nik, sorry!
to CMWthumbs down says:
-20 for horrible photoshop skills +1 for an attempt AHA
to thumbs downahahaha says:
wow, she must feel really stupid! LOL Maybe now, she won’t photoshopped anymore!
to ahahahadirtydirty says:
try again without the photoshop
to dirtydirty. says:
Claymation?
to .haters lol says:
actually geeks its not photshop …is juss a blur on the pics… yes i did it like that …so what whats it to yu ?? its not hiding anything ……u clearly r all ugly jelous girls who dont have a life … why would i feel stupid ?? its pretty obvious the pics wer edited … loooooossssssssssssssersssss !!! and im not from sacramento ?? like wtf ?? anyways hattttersss eat a d*ick and shut the f*uck up xoxoxoxoxo
to haters lolCara says:
Sweetheart, it’s not a hater thing. It’s a you’re-stupid thing. As in you’re stupid for sending in pictures that are blurred. Honestly, what did you expect? He rejects even the hottest girls in the most natural pictures, what made you think you’d make the cut with edited photos? That’s just asking for it.
to CaraAnonymous says:
Hey bitch ur facebook says your from Folsom Ca…Folsom is a city in the SACRAMENTO county, NO where near VanDirty you dumb hoe
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Which blur is it? Gaussian, smart or surface? Either way, it’s done in Photoshop and it’s an epic FAIL.
to Anonymousclara says:
she is definitely from sacramento… seen her before at dream
to claragoes like this: says:
filter/blur/smart blur – welcome to pHOtoshop, it makes you look like liquid dumb girl, doesn’t make you any hotter.
to goes like this:... says:
haha what a pathetic b*itch
to ...you think your the hottest in vancouver?
realityyyy check darling
you look like white trash
wifeyxox says:
haha this b**ch looks like lady gaga’s horse faced post-op “sister”
to wifeyxoxwifeyxox says:
**pre-op
to wifeyxoxtoss-my-salad says:
the whole “angelic” effect hides the wrinkles and craters
to toss-my-saladAnonymous says:
your all homos and haters geeeeeeeeeeeks
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
i’m sure she’d still be gorgeous without the photoshop lol. if not more gorgeous in person.
to Anonymous]]// says:
buahaha omggggggggg
to ]]//Blondie says:
Bleached white hair and near black eyes look terrible. Ive only seen 2 people pull that off ever. She is probably one of the only white girls out there. But the hair- so gross and not anywhere near pulling off being a “blonde”
to Blondiejohawl444 says:
Her teeth are photoshopped to the max.
to johawl444nunh says:
Horrible horrible photoshop
to nunhDick soplenty says:
I don’t see a problem, I would Fu*k it!!. Yes girls, guys do in fact want to Fu*k that “all guys”.
to Dick soplentyAfterglow says:
Jesus! Photoshopped craziness! She is so blurred and soft…as if you were actually snozzed in the club looking at this trim.
to Afterglowwidebuffalo says:
Did anyone happen to notice her verbal skills? Whether she is from Vancouver or Sacramento, she is supposed to be a native speaker of English, right? It is hard to tell from her “proposal.” Sad.
to widebuffaloCMW says:
sacramento; look up maeve smith on fb
to CMW