This Toronto Club Owner Hates Nik

Posted in The Dirty, Toronto | March 10th, 2010

Royal Rumble: Nik Richie vs. Louie Spicolli

Royal Rumble: Nik Richie vs. Louie Spicolli

Royal Rumble: Nik Richie vs. Louie Spicolli

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the site and everything it stands for. DA strong broseph, all day everyday. Anyways, went to a club in downtown TO for my buddy’s birthday last Friday.  Anyways, I was at the bar getting a drink when I saw this funny looking roider standing beside me. I thought “F*ck this guy looks familiar” and I realized he was posted on this site. I said to him, “Hey buddy, you heard of the dirty.com?” He said yes. I then said, “Well you know you were on it a few months ago,” to which he replied, “Yes, I know, f*ck that website.” I replied with a simple, “Yeah well it’s a legit site, Nik Richie is a legend,” or something along those lines (alcohol and drugs my friend). This dude supposedly owns part of the club we were at or some sh*t, so I could somewhat understand his anger, but then he crossed the line. “F*ck Nik Richie,” he said. “That dude is a f*ggot.” Now I would try to defend you Nik, but this dude is a juice monkey and owns part of the club, so I just dipped on out of there at that point and disappeared into the abyss. That said, I say you make an appearance in this great town one of these days, and show up this Mr. Spicolli look-alike. Show him how to wheel real girls. Then bounce from his mediocre club and hit up one of the high end ones up in Yorkville, where the real women are at. And don’t worry, you would only be an hour away from the US border, so you’d still be able to breathe the air of freedom.

I am down, but I don’t want to go to this retarded Gretzky face’s club.  Comb forward bro because the 7-head freaks me out.- nik

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