THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the site and everything it stands for. DA strong broseph, all day everyday. Anyways, went to a club in downtown TO for my buddy’s birthday last Friday. Anyways, I was at the bar getting a drink when I saw this funny looking roider standing beside me. I thought “F*ck this guy looks familiar” and I realized he was posted on this site. I said to him, “Hey buddy, you heard of the dirty.com?” He said yes. I then said, “Well you know you were on it a few months ago,” to which he replied, “Yes, I know, f*ck that website.” I replied with a simple, “Yeah well it’s a legit site, Nik Richie is a legend,” or something along those lines (alcohol and drugs my friend). This dude supposedly owns part of the club we were at or some sh*t, so I could somewhat understand his anger, but then he crossed the line. “F*ck Nik Richie,” he said. “That dude is a f*ggot.” Now I would try to defend you Nik, but this dude is a juice monkey and owns part of the club, so I just dipped on out of there at that point and disappeared into the abyss. That said, I say you make an appearance in this great town one of these days, and show up this Mr. Spicolli look-alike. Show him how to wheel real girls. Then bounce from his mediocre club and hit up one of the high end ones up in Yorkville, where the real women are at. And don’t worry, you would only be an hour away from the US border, so you’d still be able to breathe the air of freedom.
I am down, but I don’t want to go to this retarded Gretzky face’s club. Comb forward bro because the 7-head freaks me out.- nik
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LOL says:
Oh sweet heavens……
to LOLAnonymous says:
Could this whole post have been another self post from the persian midget, Nick?
to AnonymousLisa says:
prob some little jealous faggot posted it….. lol….. He’s sexy hot!!! not the best picts of him. I have seen him in person and i wanna do him…
to Lisajuicyfruit says:
DAMN!that dude is fugly!
to juicyfruitcal worthington says:
he looks like geddy lee
to cal worthingtonSlootastic says:
Please don’t insult Geddy Lee like that!!
to SlootasticUgly Mug says:
That Canuck is uglier than Getty Lee – and that says a lot! He shouldn’t go ‘oot’ with a face like that.
to Ugly Mugjdub says:
this guy looks like TSIMF*CKIS…… google TSIMF8CKIS
to jdubAnonymous says:
Juice? Who is he talking about the women?…gretzky’s neck is as big as a morning after buffet turd!
to AnonymousJaime says:
LOL!
to Jaimedude says:
he kinda looks like rocky dennis from the movie mask!
to dudewidebuffalo says:
I was thinking the same thing.
to widebuffaloMeInChicago says:
between the face and the hair this guy is a beauty! he kinda looks like my grandma without teeth. sorry grandma.
to MeInChicagowhatwouldjoshdo? says:
I didn’t know Eugene the Jeep became a club owner.
to whatwouldjoshdo?Gayne Gretzky says:
This guy makes me laugh so hard every time i look at him
to Gayne Gretzkysandiegogeneral says:
Looks like that mutant from the mask, the one with Cher not the Jim Carey movie. cute peacoat too. f*ckin puck slapper
to sandiegogeneralAce Hardy The one man party says:
thats the bitter beer face
to Ace Hardy The one man partybigdog sons says:
bitter beer face
to bigdog sonsthe truth says:
lol buddy who posted this ur a fukin clown
to the truthahhahahahaah
all day eevry day
get alife u fukin kwanhahaha
Mark And*ews says:
He looks like he had primordial dwarfism but sort of got over it.
to Mark And*ewsPeopleRStupid says:
Is that Rocky Dennis from “Mask”
to PeopleRStupidPooping in my bathroom says:
looks like he has Progeria disease.
to Pooping in my bathroomBigdaddy says:
He looks like Rocky Dennis in the movie Mask…or a retarded Larry Bird!!
to BigdaddyHeyHey Tobio says:
He has a square face and small bead eyes, I guess South Park is right on par depicting canadians. Does half his head flap up and down when he talks?
to HeyHey TobioJT says:
Dude, this guy should be named BITTER BEER FACE!
to JTcrackerj ack joe says:
“I am down, but I don’t want to go to this retarded Gretzky face’s club”
to crackerj ack joeLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO XD
NIK YOUR TO MUCH!
crackerj ack joe says:
“I am down, but I don’t want to go to this retarded Gretzky face’s club”
Y’all take in what the man said, yo im crying rite now 4 real XD
to crackerj ack joeGreg says:
Is that “Terrance” or “Phillip”? I dont know you PIG fuka…
to GregAnonymous says:
are you talking about J the one who flat irons his hair forward…..Dumb and Dumber movie??
to AnonymousOuch says:
Remember that movie “Mask”? I’m not sure what made me think of that.
to OuchMotorboat Captain says:
He’s got a bigger jaw & chin than Jay Leno!
to Motorboat Captainmaharaja says:
wtf i think he has down syndrome
to maharajaD says:
dude looks like eric stoltz or whoever played that kid in “mask”. Not the jim carrey movie, the other one.
to DMick says:
That guy is a “juice monkey”!!! What apple juice? C’mon dude, don’t be afraid of geeks like that! He looks like a f*cking p*ssy!
to MickTriumph says:
Nik what is up with that dues face I`m LMAO seriously I`m LAMO
to Triumphthe skipper says:
hahahaha he does kinda look like spiccoli and tarantino had a love child
to the skipperClevenger says:
This guy has the face of an angel with down syndrome and a haircut that says, “I was born to roadie for Nickleback.”
As far as the poster is concerned, you need to choose your idols more wisely. You speak like a little drone with no mind of his own. Quit being such a kiss-a$$. I also like the site, but calling Nik a legend is a bit far-fetched. It’s just a website, man. Do you really consider someone who started a moderately popular website a legend?? It’s not like he invented Facebook or Google or Amazon. Get your head out of your a$$ and try to think of a clever comeback.
to ClevengerLBC says:
Those beady little eyes…
to LBCHUH-WHAT? says:
Uh… don’t you have to be big to be considered a “juice monkey”? All I see is a skinny caveman. Wait! Is that the guy from the Geico commercials?
to HUH-WHAT?Langis says:
*yawn* boorrring. Story from a 17 year old who thinks every story is a great one to tell.
to Langisching chang chong says:
dude looks like a str8 up creep.
to ching chang chongludicrous speed says:
WTF is that????
—–KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to ludicrous speedDA187 says:
Did you ever see the movie “Mask” from 1985 with Eric Stoltz and Cher? This dude looks just like the guy from the movie.
to DA187KILLEDNACTION says:
I didnt know Rocky Dennis from the “Mask” was a club owner?!?!
to KILLEDNACTIONNeedledick says:
you nailed it with the gretsky/spicoli thing but I think there is a bit of elephant boy in there as well
to Needledicklol says:
LOL at the bottom pic. Are these guys serious?
to lolGross says:
Isn’t that Cher’s son from Mask?
to GrossO.G. as in online gansta b*tches! says:
ppplleeeeaasssseeeee say his mug is photoshopped!!! if not he should have issues with the two people who donated the 23 sets of chromosomes that comprise his FACE!! WTF!! HE HAS TO SNEAK UP ON A MIRROR!! let’s hope he has not procreated, let us pray.
to O.G. as in online gansta b*tches!Brittany says:
No it’s not. He’s a TO legend for those charming looks and amazing super classy nightclub establishments.
to Brittany"the gimmick" says:
holy f*ck that dude looks like corky. creepy!
to "the gimmick"Brittany says:
Every club this guy “has” sucks huge hairy donkey balls. Seriously.
to BrittanyHess Cukin says:
Go to you tube and search tsim f*ckis, thats this guy when he was little.
to Hess CukinJstFacts says:
Buddies name is Frank N*lius (last name spelling my be wrong). He owns part of Mink, Lot332 & Tryst in Toronto.
His real nick name is Master Splinter….figure it out
to JstFactsMaryland with Pride says:
Master Splinter, i was thinking Fragel Rock.
to Maryland with Pridenunh says:
Lol – poor guy – his face is quite hilarious!
to nunhDA Member 112 says:
This is Frank….he is a joke. Dude thinks that b/c he owns clubs he pulls tail…WRONG. He bangs out the ugly girls that get left behind in his lame ass clubs. This guy was at the Russell Peters show at the ACC in Toronto and the cameraman picked up his down-with-syndrome face for everyone to see on the big screen…anyway Russell ripped on this idiot for a good 10 minutes…Frank then went to the bathroom to cry and while he was gone Russell started to rip on him again but to the girls retard Gretzky brought. Russell had the whole ACC in tears making fun of this LOSER.
FRANK youre a LOSER and like 40, stay home, marry a retard…you re-tard!
to DA Member 112chris says:
i was there too!! sooo funny, eventhough he was ripping on that frank guy the whole time, Russel went on about the girl he brought for a couple minutes….she was really hot…CRAZY HOT…..if the guy can bring tail like that…who cares what he looks like.
to chrisAnonymous says:
wow – these pics are really old..can’t u come up with something better than that?
to Anonymous