THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like some things never change. After a short stint in tent city, P-Nazi is back roaming the streets of Scottsdale in his leased CTS. He spent some time in NYC on “business,” which means posting up at a coffee shop drinking a latte and trying to change the world one idea at a time. The only thing that ends up changing is the bandana on pnazi’s head, depending on the type of mood he is in. I hear if he is wearing a red bandana it means he wants to bang a girl on the rag, AKA rasberry filled donut, but who really knows? Anyways, just thought I would warn the Scottsdale population that with summer approaching, he will be rampant at pool party douche bag festivals comin to a place near you. Still unemployed and living off of dad, pnazi marches on. Can anyone confirm the rumors that pnazi suffered testicular torsion drunk off of Goose last week while showing off at a slip and slide party?
You can take the Bag out of the Douche, but you cannot take the Douche out of the Bag. Welcome home P-Nazi.- nik