What The Hell Is Going On In Jersey


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, hmm so this guy requested me on Facebook and as I looked through pictures I’ve come to realize Jersey is now becoming FORGY.  Ruined my morning. Who can look at themselves and think they look good like that?  Nik what can we do before its too late.

I already presented my plan to congress about nuking New Jersey and starting over.  They didn’t really find it funny.- nik


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  1. March 7, 2010 at 7:16 am

    Stinkfinger Deluxx says:

    It’s ok, he’s not forgy bc his eyes were open during the kiss so he didn’t mean it….lol yeah right! They were probably “fist pumping” each other

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  2. March 7, 2010 at 8:13 am

    paki says:

    OMG..GUIDO=GAY

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  3. March 7, 2010 at 8:25 am

    german says:

    in the good old days you were allowed to drag people like these from their houses and shoot them…

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  4. March 7, 2010 at 8:48 am

    David says:

    These pictures have been circulating on the internets since 2003, also the guido hairstyle was taken from ‘The Never Ending Story 3′ so of course there’s going to be some latent homo tendencies.

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  5. March 7, 2010 at 9:17 am

    KIo23 says:

    WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF …now NJ has went jsut from being major dooshnozels to FORGYS. I agree nuke the entire place…the girls are all beat also.

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  6. March 7, 2010 at 9:33 am

    G says:

    WTF! Who the hell wears a baby blue velour zip up hoodie with no shirt on underneath! BOMB JERSEY to get rid of these clowns.

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  7. March 7, 2010 at 10:33 am

    DonDraper says:

    When a guy spend that much time in sun bed and spiking his hair in the bathroom, he is definitely forgy. Even though he might keep it on the down low.

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  8. March 7, 2010 at 10:49 am

    WTF?? says:

    Are those 2 dudes in the top left corner making out? That is gay where I come from, not sure about Jersey though.

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  9. March 7, 2010 at 11:25 am

    Randal P says:

    Are the Italians giving Jersey to the Iranians. Also are the gays taking over Jersey. I assume the contributor is gay? These guys are all gay – that lite blue wearing gay trout tells we that.

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  10. March 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Politico Pablo says:

    Nice shaved eyebrows, it must be a Jersey thing.

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  11. March 7, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    EEEWwwwww....... says:

    I think I see tongue! F*cking nasty!

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  12. March 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    .... says:

    hahahaa i know these f*gs there actually from long island ny though. i hate them suchhhhhhh fagg*ts and try to hit on every and anyyyything. the pic up top is sadly photoshopped by one of their friends who i know haha could be true though these guys take “bromance” to another level.

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    • March 8, 2010 at 6:15 am

      ugghhhh says:

      not surprising if they’re from NY, just giving us suffering Jersey gals more grief, used to spend summers in Seaside and all you’d see were NY license plates, don’t they have a beach in NY they can stay at and make fools of themselves?

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      • March 8, 2010 at 8:02 am

        Seriously? says:

        dont go trying to make it sound like Jersey is better than anywhere…they dont call it americas taint for nothing…

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  13. March 7, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    fyi says:

    lets sent them to CHIHUAHUA MEXICO will make real men out of them.

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  14. March 7, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    okay.... lmao says:

    what in hells name! is going on

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  15. March 7, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    glendmn says:

    nuke the boardwalk at jersey shore. better yet, plant a virus, like anthrax. it’s quiet, less messy, and they’ll suffer more. and it might cause a chemical reaction with the steroids and fake tanner causing there heads to explode…that’s be awesome.

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  16. March 7, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    men should only shave the hair inbetween their eyes brows if theyre going to do it

    the rest just looks really f*cking gay

    really
    *ucking
    GAY

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  17. March 8, 2010 at 1:47 am

    n94 7y8hf says:

    is that a gotti boy tongue wrestlin that guy? i knew they were all fcukin gay.

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  18. March 8, 2010 at 8:26 am

    Anonymous says:

    joey carerra & edan…they are actually from new york

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  19. March 8, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    wtf says:

    all of these ass holes are from long island. NOT NEW JERSEY. jesus christ. all these guido ass holes are giving nj a worse name than it already has.

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  20. March 8, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    Y-D0g PB says:

    Nik, hire me. I doubt you’re doing all the writing, but some of these posts just keep getting better and better. I’ m heading to Scottsdale for ST and will hunt you down lie Nick Malibu. J/K I could care less, but sometimes I need to give props when they’re due. Respectfully, Gil from The Fan

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  21. March 8, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    ladyzombine says:

    eww two gays not my taste wtf is going on in jersey?

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  22. March 8, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    BS says:

    What a bunch of homos!!!

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  23. March 8, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    Anonymous says:

    the guy in the blue is snookie’s bf

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  24. March 8, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    ann marie says:

    Do any of these guys know how to think for themselves…….GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. April 27, 2010 at 12:18 am

    whocares says:

    is it me or does that guy kissing the other guy look like carmine gotti

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