World’s Biggest Douchebag
Posted in San Francisco, The Dirty | March 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jonathan Sullivan, bass player of Jacks Mannequin, is a nasty douchebag. Stay away from him, he has DRD and takes pride in spreading them to poor innocent fans. He hooks up with chicks and secretly video tapes them, and posts them on the internet. He is a scumbag who doesn’t give a crap about ruining the bands reputation. He promises girls the world and then ruins their lives. Don’t fall for his lies, like so many others!!!! There are so many stories about this happening to girls, and how they can no longer listen to the band they once loved because it reminds them of the horrible experience and their DRD. Stay away from this loser, he is nothing but bad news, may seem nice at first but its part of his game…he will use and abuse you in whatever way he can.
Rookies: DRD stands for Dennis Rodman Disease which stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease which stands for the gift that keeps on giving.- nik
Ace Hardy The one man party says:
jacks manequin is gay……. saying that a guy from jacks manequin is a douchebag is like saying the gerald wallace from the bobcats is black. Basically a big no Shi* moment….. coulda guessed that one!
to Ace Hardy The one man partyAce Hardy The one man party says:
if no one got the gerald wallace reference its because he rocks a shooting sleeve…….. I guess the bass sleeve is the next big thing
to Ace Hardy The one man partyBah says:
I get what you are saying but that has to be the worst analogy in history.
to BahDenver Thuggets says:
That’s weird, a rockstar doesn’t care about the girls he lays pipe to.
to Denver ThuggetsNo sh*t. says:
To the dumb sl*t who posted this…
WTF do you expect? He’s in a band. You’re the idiot for going after him in the first place.
Same for girls who get hurt or f*cked over by athletes… it’s your fault. Done and done.
P.S.-This band was created solely for the purpose of donating money and creating research for cancer treatment (lead singer was diagnosed a few years ago) …So F’ whatever STDs he’s spreading (take’s one to get one), he’s taking care of real business.
to No sh*t.stupid idiot says:
ummm, no it wasn’t. the band was created and THEN lead singer got cancer, then he created the charities to raise money for cancer. get your facts straight you idiot.
to stupid idiotDirty-Yo says:
Obviously either suspect in question or one of his band mates. Either or, your logic in your justification is ridiculous. So let me get this right, it’s ok to spread one disease as long as your helping treat another? I’m sure if we reversed it and someone gave YOU a disease it would be OK, right? I mean as long as they donate money to cancer treatment right?
to Dirty-YoAnonymous says:
It’s called a condom. Use it.
to Anonymousfor real says:
He’s right…this band was created for his cancer and to fight and support others. Read the lyrics.
“STUPID IDIOT” your the ‘stupid idiot’
to for realAnonymous says:
Wrong, it was started as a side project of Something Corporate. He was then diagnosed with cancer about a month before the record was to be released. A lot of the lyrics are just coincidences about him being sick on their first record, the second record was created after he beat cancer. Dumbass
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
go watch his documentary called dear jack.
to Anonymoushe was on tour WITH jacks mannequin when he got sick and diagnosed with cancer.
his lyrics just happen to coincide with a lot of what he went through with cancer.
It’s called a coincidence.
Anonymous says:
ummm jacks mannequin was a band before andrews diagnosis of leukemia. get your facts straight asshole.
to AnonymousBanker says:
Isn’t that every low ball California “rock star”? And thanks for the translation, Nik.
to Bankerscreemer says:
sounds like the rantings and ravings of a groupie who got used and tossed aside.
to screemerDirty Girl says:
Whoever wrote this can bite their f-ing tongue. What this band has done for Cancer research overrides whatever he does in his sexual life. Most groupies have STDs anyways because they sleep with anything that has a penis. They probably had it already and are blaming him. Jack’s Mannequin is amazing. Don’t be pissed because he didn’t want to sleep with your trashy ass!
to Dirty Girld says:
only thing worse than that guys outfit is a dumb slut groupie who thinks a dude in a band really likes them
to d... says:
those who can’t do play bass
to ...ewwwwwwwwwwww says:
he is so gross, and an *sshole!!! I USED to be a fan of this band, then i asked jonathan for his autograph and he spat on me…why they would keep such a jerk in the band i have no idea, its only costing them fans.
to ewwwwwwwwwwwwyour are a f*cking retard. says:
HIGHLEY HIGHLEY DOUBTFUL….
to your are a f*cking retard.Jonathan says:
You guys are idiots.. Dr. J has never/will never participate in such events and cares more about his cats than raping some fat, sweaty Andrew McMahon fan.
to JonathanHER says:
LIAR!!! YOU KNOW THAT IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to HER... says:
I agree with Jonathan! Sounds like the rest of you just got f*cked over! I know all these guys personally, inside and outside of their “band” life for years, they are all very nice, awesome guys. Grow up you jealous wh*res! just because someone wont screw you or talk to you doesn’t mean you can spread bull sh*t rumors! Grow up and go f*ck yourself
to ...HER says:
Actually girlie, you should get YOUR facts straight. He stuck his *enis in me, and i didn’t see YOU around anywhere to “document it”
to HERT says:
Anyone who is so wrapped up in something like this obviously missed out on some of the attention they were looking for and needed an outlet.
Take it to the dome, Dr. J.
to Tsleepyhead says:
I can’t believe someone could be so foolish as to think that this could even apply to this guy. I lived with him for almost 5 years day in and day out. I cant think of a more down to earth, considerate guy. One thing to say to you whoever you are that feels you have the place to judge anyone, especially someone you dont even know….. GoF*ckYoSelf
to sleepyheadAnonymous says:
I may be biased because Jack’s Mannequin is and will always be my favorite band, what do you expect? Of the four members, I will say he is by far the sleaziest and I’ve seen him try really hard to get into girl’s pants. But seriously? You are at a show, he probably charmed your pants off, and he went to his next city the next day. While sometimes I wonder if this guy even likes being in the band, he singlehandedly can’t ruin the band. The other three members are either married or in steady relationships, and are playing music because they love it. They’ve done a lot in regards to cancer research (FYI this band wasn’t created JUST to make money, the band was started way before frontman Andrew McMahon even had cancer, just to clarify) and just because you’re an idiot who fell for a band member’s “charm” to have someone for the night on a lonely night on tour, makes you a bigger idiot than he is.
to AnonymousDunny says:
The true douchebag of this post is any girl that actually believes someone “promising her the world”.
to Dunnyfyi says:
Douchebag needs to be lockup in a zoo right next to the MARMOSET
to fyiAnonymous says:
LOL he spat on you?
to AnonymousShylock says:
Oh I wish I could throw a football 70 yards or play a mean guitar. I would spread every DRD to every stinking groupie chick!!!!!
to ShylockAnonymous says:
he is dirty. I know of three people who have made out with him and one who has had sex with him. yuck.
to Anonymousruonglu says:
what the hell is jacks mannequin?? poster makes it sound like we are all supposed to know some unpopular indie band. wow a musician having sex who cares?
to ruongluruonglu is an idiot says:
um unpopular indie band? how about no. you’re just stupid.
to ruonglu is an idiotMike says:
You people are all retards. You are all a bunch of gossipy old women, especially the f*g that runs this site. If you are a guy and a regular on this site you are a f*cking homosexual and you love cack.
to MikeHey Mike says:
you’re gay
to Hey MikeEwwwwwwww says:
Dr. J would NEVER spit on a fan. I’m friends with all the guys and this is such a bs post. Obviously he hooked up with some girl who got a little obsessive and posted him on here. He hooks up with a girl I know… and they always talk and keep in touch but she doesn’t have high hopes for their relationship lol. And correction – Andrew did get cancer before he started Jacks.
to Ewwwwwwwwuh says:
No he did not get cancer before he started Jack’s. Look it up.
to uhAnonymous says:
You are a Moron! The first Jack’s record was finished on the day he was diagnosed and came out the day he got the stem cell transplant to save him life….
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
How in the fck are they even friends with you if you know nothing about the band
to AnonymousI LOVE CACK! says:
Thanks for the early AM laugh. Dumbass.
to I LOVE CACK!L says:
I’ve seen him take pictures with fans and sign tons of atuographs, so he’s not a douche in that aspect. But seriously? He always has girls walking back and forth with him between the bar, backstage and bus at shows. And they definitely don’t look like “poor innocent fans” in the LEAST. But what do you expect? I think you’d be stupid to believe that a guy in a rock band that tours 75% of the year is going to give you the world after one night. Either have fun, hook up with the dude, expect nothing more (minus a possible disease) and shut up about it or keep your whining between you and your magic diary. Because this sounds more like a woman scorned to me.
to Lanon says:
its the spreading of disease that pisses girls off!!! So not cool.
to anonElizabeth says:
I call bullsh*t.
to ElizabethAndrew says:
Jack’s Mannequin is a great band. Sure, DR.J might not be the best. But seriously, hooking up, lies, sex, ect from a rock star? NO. IMPOSSIBLE.
to AndrewAndrew says:
“Stay away from him, he has DRD and takes pride in spreading them to poor innocent fans.”
Well obviously the person who gaave it to him has pride in spreading it huh?
to AndrewAnd how do you know he has DRD?
11 11 AM Fan says:
Actually Jack’s Mannequin is a solo project of Andrew McMa**n (Something Corporate fame). The band performing with him is nothing more than a live band and are not actually featured in recording.
to 11 11 AM FanAnonymous says:
Actually Jack’s Mannequin is a solo project of Andrew McMa**n (Something Corporate fame). The band performing with him is nothing more than a live band and are not actually featured in recording.
LMAO you call yourself a fan yet you don’t know that the band has recorded both albums with him and have been the same line up minus one guitar player the entire time they’ve been a band. Nice.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
this is the largest amount of retardation i have ever seen in my twenty years of existence
i feel like my intelligence has been insulted
to AnonymousHAHA says:
Jon Sullivan isn’t even in JM any more, he had nothing to do with cancer or the song lyrics, thats Andrew’s thing. He just went out there and played bass
Jon “Dr. J” started his own band Kid is Qual, I just saw him open for Jack’s at Virginia Tech. His music is wayyyyy different than Jack’s Mannequin’s.
to HAHAMark says:
There are bigger douchebags than this. Ever heard of Fred Phelps?
to Mark