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gary says:
“Freaking Nik though i was a guy and took me from behind. I havent been able to poop right for a week”
to garyShazbot says:
Please come out, fetus….please!!
to ShazbotChanty says:
“Please God, give me the strength to push this baby out and the courage to raise it as a responsible slooty mother would. Amen.”
to ChantyJK says:
Double penetration was a bad choice!
to JKJK says:
How do I claim my DIRTY ARMY shirt?
to JKDavid says:
which caption did you win?? -G
to DavidJK says:
This one
to JKChurch says:
God… please let this dookie pass smoothly, my ass just healed from Tyreke.
to ChurchAnonymous says:
please god let it all get in the bowl this time! if I get shi on the shoes Nik let me borrow he’s gonna kill me……oh wait never mind, I forgot Niks a pssy.
to AnonymousBBB says:
I can’t wait to throw this thing in the dumpster
to BBBMomO says:
“Please Let it be a Boy This time!”
to MomOAnonymous says:
Please God, When I stand up let there be a baby in there
to AnonymousAl says:
A staff worker on the Jerry Springer Show does her best to produce a guest for tomorrow’s episode.
to Alpoohbutt says:
dont get caught with your pants down or you will end up on the dirty
to poohbuttMat says:
Dear God plz let this be the miscarriage ive been waiting for, K-Fed is such a douche.
to MatBuddy Rockefeller says:
Using the toliet can be a religious experience
to Buddy RockefellerBoston Rob says:
The towels are uneven! I don’t care how much you pray. Your getting a beating!
to Boston RobBLUNT says:
Holy Sh*t!
to BLUNThmmm says:
Tara Reid reflecting on her career
to hmmmStrawberry says:
yay something to go with my Ed Farties!
to StrawberryFrom Philly... says:
Didnt know blondes could think that hard
to From Philly...MrsMcK0226 says:
Feels like theres half a purple crayon busted off in there.
to MrsMcK0226Cave Creek says:
T minus 10..9…8…….7…………….. we have lift off
to Cave Creekfyi says:
please god let it be nicks baby
to fyiAnonymous says:
Dear God,
to AnonymousPlease help me push the cum out of my butthole, so my rectum doesn’t get pregnant.
Anonymous says:
“God, if you are there, please don’t let this water rise any further…”
to AnonymousBen says:
“God, if you are there, please don’t let this water rise any further…”
to Benthe skipper says:
VH1 Where Are They Now: Tera Reid
to the skipperJBS says:
“Here I sit broken hearted. Came to sht, but only farted.”
to JBSdes says:
Dear lord, please let me be as famous as gretchen rossi
to desbint says:
wait thats the girl from that show “I didnt know I was having a baby, I thought I was taking a big ****”
to bintNeedledick says:
Glentucky Abortion Clinic
to NeedledickJustin says:
“Dear Lord, please let the laxatives help me lose 10lbs… I have a date with Nik tomorrow”
to JustinAnonymous says:
Beef: It’s what’s for dinner.
to AnonymousMax Power says:
Big Things Poopin!
to Max Power