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See son i told you it was only black “guys” that dont like to do down…
Eww gross!
Is that Gretchen Rossi
Poker Face!!
“Weekend at Bernies 3″
Ok I tried on a caption, but my vote is on this one. Lol weekend at bernies 3
Winner… has to be. That is some funny sht!
Wow, Smells like teen spirit in here!
Cosmetic surgery gone wrong Easter Bunny style
Strawberry bubblegum is way better then grape bubblegum
Its like where’s waldo… except with penises.
dude in the shades: “I wish these skanks would leave. I gave here to see some d*ck”
came here?
“WTF is that sht? Yo dad get mom over here to take a look…this cannot be good.”
Weave it to Beaver
Just Spit Sprite all over my screen!
Oh, there are my keys! It’s always the last place you look!
Trans sister raid the hoe (transistor radio)
pudding in a cloud
Now son this is how you do it.
OMG!! My eyelash is stuck!! Pull me back Amos!!!!
“Damn gurl, I think that rabbit just burrowed up into your bubble guts!”
BEST 6 BUCKS I EVER SPENT…
that looks like a beat up catchers mit
She puts the Ass in Class.
I was only kidding when I said I put a dollar in her vajayjay… fishing it out with your mouth wont make it appear.
“Oh man this is great, two girls…OH GOD! WHAT THE FCK?! P*NIS?!”
Sam Bradford and friends celebrate being the number 1 pick of the draft.
Oh man this is great, two girls…OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT?! PENIS!
OK Gretchen, where is my $50 I knew I could fit my whole head up there!!!
Pete the expectant father nervously holds his wife’s legs and wonders what child birth was like before Obamacare.
I love phukNgeorge!!!!
“I SEE YOUR GREG IS AS BIG AS MINE”
Ari are you in there , can you hear us ? …the dirty army is here come towards the light…!!
Hello…..Hello….Hello. (echo)
The most functional family in Scottsdale
Hey!!! Thats My Greg!!!!
“The real shocker, one in the mouth and one in the stink”
WTF?
phukn george!
As far as I can tell….she’s still a virgin!
OH SHT…that thing is going to eat me!!!!!!!!!!!
“ohhh its like a storage compartment!!!”
where i that lighter you said you kept in here?
no thats not herpes its just razorburn!
breath….breath….ok push! how far apart are those contractions?
Do purple crayons come out with a weave?
Pigyme! you find your ring yet?
God Damn honey, your pussy has grown a weave
“Oh My God Geraldo! I never thought we’d get her to do it, Munch less find out she’s BETTER at it than we are!!!
suckin a fart out of that a$$ like a bong rip
jesus look at that dick!!!
you think thats bad….i lost my watch in there!!!
Never bite the greg that feeds you!!!
The REAL West Viginia mine disaster… I hope they get to them fellas.
2 SHIMS NO CUP!
VPR-Vagiopulmonary resuscitation
Ohh Sht…Earthquake! Hide somewhere safe!!!…or not.
phukngeorge….. the “new Mexican”…..he’s everywhere
Is that a greg?
“Weekend at Bernie’s 3″ has my vote. That’s how all this sh*t started, I called the dude Bernie and he threw me a hooker and a magnum bottle of champagne.
Talking about eating shi*!!!
work it baby
Only Time George Kept his Pant ON.
Bradford learns quickly NFL pussy and OU pussy are not the same thing!
Hey look I found your blackberry
Paintin’ the taint!!!
weekend at bernie’s meets c*nt-ry kitchen buffet
1 in the pink, and 1 in the stink…. and 1 in the errrr…… WTF is that????!!!!
spanish fly trap
‘hey dog? did you see the size of that chicken????!!!?!?!?’
Holy crap its a dude
looks like it taste like chicken to me!
You know you’re drunk when you vomit in your friend’s coochie.
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don’t play me like a fool cause dat ain’t cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick
So that’s where my watch went.
That’s not how you light a fart on fire… Idiot
RELEASE THE CRACKEN!
Smells like tuna, tastes like shi*t…
“Who let Borat into the club?”
Excuse me POOCHI, I’m looking for my husband, TIGER.
NOM NOM NOM
“you have to find it! i need the condom back for later!”
phukngeorge is hilarious! he’s my myspace friend, lol
OhOhOhOhOh WTFFF BIAAATCHHH Just cuz i said i never seen Two Girls One Cup dont mean DAAAMMMNNNN you did NOTTT just OHHHHH SHEEEEESSS EATING IT!!!!!!!!!
The carpet doesn’t match the drapes!?!?
woo-hoo..all ya can eat crab buffet!
George, I love you.
awesome