How Should I Approach This Situation
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you have your standards but how about some advice for us average dudes. I met this girl at a club, Should I stick it in her? To be honest im really feeling her? might be true love. How should I approach this situation nik?
You are not feeling her… you are just blinded by the +2′s. Look how fat her arms are and the weird fishing lure, dual coat hook thing she has going on? Cut her bro.- nik
I would TOTALLY give her the baby gravy and make her my baby momma
No kidding! This guy was only pretending to have standards and he married this trick like 3 days after meeting her!
well I guess they make the perfect couple after all…… ashleyscandy.com
then you can get another tax credit with the rest of your tribe obama dollars bitch
Didn’t Nik say that he hadn’t had a piece all year? What did she say Nik, ” I won’t have sex until I’m married.” I guess the need to spooge over-rode your brain.
f*ck her tits , give her a thick facial, and quickly move on.
Does she have her FUPA/GUNT pierced? That’s a new one for me. It must feel great when she wears any sort of pant that has a waistline!!! This chick has the DRD fo shizzle.
What about the damage control on the marriage of Mr. Richie and his new wife?? after all his judgements on the women here he married a hag
She needs some +2′s and Lipo for sure.
Nik, dude. WTF? Did you really marry Shayne Llamas in Vegas like TMZ is reporting? Wow.
Warning: Do not approach this situation! Run away, as fast as you can. This girl is the definition of trouble. You certainly have better things to do with your life.
Why would you want anything to do with a girl who takes pics of herself like that? She wants attention and is half naked………..run
Whats this girls name? Funny thing about this girl I have seen her in a wet t shirt contest. Got the pics to prove it
She is Smoking hot! The piercings are even Hotter! Feel it ALL night long and then some! You can’t take advice from a D*%K that says Hockey is not a Sport!
Hey arms are fat and yes I am blinded by her +2s… all I have to say I would but only a few times until I am not blinded any longer by the +2s.
Yo what’s up with that f**king wall? Her piercings? Her arms? Her stomach? This b*tch is trash. You shoulda hit it that night if you were gonna hit it! No follow up on this one. I say headbutt her!!
approach with a slim fast
Looks like your new wife Nik. Sell out. I always new you were a joke. There goes your career.
knew genius
uh, no… It’s new retard
Stick to wring in complete sentences ‘genius.’
I would say “appraoch her with a hatchet.”
THIS BTCH IS FCKING NASTY UGLY.
uck I would rather throw up all over myself then eat it up then ever see this fcking thing naked.
Not to mention her Native Reserve Dumpster room
Run like hell dude…or do it and bring a can of Lysol, a bottle of rubbing alcohol, a cattle prob and 3 matches……..you figure out what to do with each…but you’ll need them….
NICE GUT! AND WTF IS UP WITH THE WALLS IN HER ROOM? MAGIC MARKER AND MAGAZINE ADS? TRASH!!!! CLEAN YOU ROOM BEFORE YOU TRY AND BE SEXY!
Only ATM her.
TMZ is reporting that Nik Richie got married in Vegas over the weekend to season 12 winner of The Bachelor. If it is true, all the “would you?’s” he has said no to over the years are complete lies. She is most assuredly a 3.21548 by any standard.
So true. FAT arms and no t*ts. Two of the things the king douch extols.
looks like her cooch is red :S
She looks like Brynn, the porn star.
YOU ARE SUCH A HYPOCRITE NIK!!! I am going to start TEARING your new wife apart like you do every girl put on here. And trust me….THERE IS PLENTY OF MATERILA TO TEAR HER APART WITH!! You are such a loser!m I had such higher hopes for you!!! Your website is trash now and means absolutely nothing!!!
Dude, if you don’t f&^k her, I will!!!
approach with a hard on !!!!!!!!
might be ok with a few thousand crunches and a regular bath
LOL. she can’t bathe everyday, or her hair extensions will fall out.
These guys are such Jokers!! I’m a 28yr old dude and know alot of people and there isn’t a guy I know who wouldn’t bang this broad!!
ew she looks dirrtyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. def has an std.
HAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! What a joke this site will be now!!!
You married a 48 hour trainwreck of a wife and then try and put down these chicks on here?!?!!??!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I can honestly admit I have now fell in love with this website!!!
are those all the signatures of people she hooked up with?
My name is on that wall n yes I got tested
What kills me is that Shayne Llamas is kind of chunky…
Thick is it!
I usually date young thick white girls like this and OMG they are not only fun, sweet with a splash of slut but very fun in bed.
No one wants to feel bones poking you during sex…Except nik maybe
nik richie is finally exposing his true color lol!!!!!!!!! he wants loooooove as much as the rest of us douche!!!!! hahaha you would you would! either he was drunk or hes trying to shoot down rumors of being gay, good luck
OK…first, that room looks like a serial murderers lair. WTF? Next, even holding your breath and sucking can’t smooth out that gut. That area below the belly button is BEAT. All that metal makes me nervous….not to mention it screams DRD. With that said, I would hit it. But I wouldn’t admit it.
she looks better than the persians new wife….geez he basically sleeping with renagade himslef.
Sure, why not give her tube steak for a few weeks. Just be sure to wrap the rascal!
Nik richie is a douche bag retard who married a trout mouth bitch who is more ugly then the hot chicks he bags on. Lamas is old (literally) new. What’s up with this fruit cake.
Forget the body….What is wrong with that $hithole bathroom? WTF!
Dude, I am from the philly are, if you don’t, send her my way, will take bang that all night long
This btch is just another life long stripper. She used to date one of the fat, bald managers of Daydreams. Loose as a goose little fatty butterball. Think’s she’s the sht. Have fun stripping and fcking old dudes for money for the rest of your life.
Her cootie looks red and irritated, gross! and what’s up with her pouchy belly, looks like she popped several babies already
looks like a good slam piece….wear a condom and pull your greg thru your boxers (to minimize and juices getting on your skin) and u will be all right. shower immediately afterwards. then keep her in your back pocket. shes the perfect slump buster.
That 2nd pic is 100% a strip club dressing room.
What is wrong with the bottom of her stomach? It’s scary….
NIK…. really? u got married?…..
In the first pic, it looks like she has Bozo pubes.
Can someone get a picture of a younger Lamas, post it on this site, ask him if he would, and see if he even recognizes her? LOL
She at a photography studio, glamville, those are signatures of models!
wow NIK.. wow..what a let down..its almost like finding out your GF has had a Greg the whole time you dated..
pretty sure that’s just a blonde snookie
I think this chicks name is April, does she live in West Texas, If so I already hit it only she was about 20 lbs lighter.
Did she have a baby? What’s with the saggy gut? Pierced FUPA = STAY AWAY.
she is prettier than your *cough cough* wife LOL
shayne is a ugly airhead, wtf are you thinking nik? but actually now that i think of it, looking at you with the bald spot coming and receeding hairline, pudgy guy, etc etc maybe thats the best you could do.
I was getting a semi until I saw the Phillies logo….
I know this girl. She works at the pennsport which is the best dive strip club in philly. She has the sexiest voice and the greatest ass.
Are those two wastes of sperm divorced yet?
i have seen this girl before… she doesnt smile bc she has the NASTIEST
Anyone that says they would fck this girl is either a. a liar, b. A f*g, or c. a millionaire who only f**ks hookers. I would tear that ass up
Never fck hot chicks, they’re dirty and mad gnar. complete nerd w/o hpv is gonna be the new hot this decade, i swear
I BUSTED ALL OVER THIS NASTY ASS CUM DUMPSTER STINKIE RAT POISON BITCH !!!!!!!
Keep your head up fck what these people have to say! Only your real friends know who you are and they will have your back no matter what. This site is bull sht and my lawyer is already working to take them down!
Go for it. Plus she’s a blonde with +2′s which is a plus. At least give her some Jizz.
ughhh this fcking fire crotch is such a stuck up bitch. not one thing about this girl is real..fake hair..fake t**ts ..fake tan…but all that fat on her IS real.