It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, No It’s Just Another Douche Bag
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do I begin with this one again….Im doing this out of pure hatred. This complete tool-bag Tom goes to VCU. Calling girls obscene things while he struts his muscles around thinking his $hit doesn’t stink and while banging out every girl within arms reach (I dont know how or why) and being the biggest d-bag trying to be like his hero, Tucker Max, he fails. LMFAO! He belongs on the Dirty. Nik, help us out on this one!
Keep trying to be like Tucker Max, he is a tool box just like anyone who is following his douche like ways.- nik
Well, I was one of the girls within arm’s reach and let me say if he banged as good as he looked, he wouldn’t need to be so insecure. Sexual FAIL. Sorry T.
This has got to be from some sl*t who Tom rawdogged, gave a nasty facial, and bailed on going to Taco Bell for post-coitus munchies
dang sweet stuff man.
ew he’s disgusting
This has got to be from some slut who Tom rwdogged, gave a nasty facial, and skipped on going to Taco Bell for some after-fcking munchies. If you’re a cumdumpster, NEWS FLASH expect to be treated like a cumdumpster. It sucks to suck (pun intended sknk).
-Stay strong Tom Bomb
This has got to be from some sl*t who Tom rawdogged, gave a nasty facial, and bailed on going to Taco Bell for some after-f*cking munchies. NEWS FLASH TITS…If you act like a c*mdumpster expect to be treated like a c*mdumpster. It sucks to suck (pun intented sk*nk).
Stay strong Tom Bomb
This has got to be from some sl*t who Tom rawdogged, gave a nasty facial, and bailed on going to Taco Bell for some after-f*cking munchies. NEWS FLASH TITS…If you act like a c*mdumpster expect to be treated like a c*mdumpster. It sucks to suck (pun intented sk*nk).
Stay strong Tom Bomb
This has got to be from some sl*t who Tom rawdogged, gave a nasty facial, and bailed on going to Taco Bell for some after-f*cking munchies.
Screw these bitches tom
Forget these girls bro
This has got to be from some sl*t who Tom rawdogged, gave a nasty facial, and bailed on going to Taco Bell for some after-f*cking munchies
Ignore these girls tom
Quit hating on my boy.
-A.
I’ve known Tom for a while, and most of the girls he bangs out are sluts, so what does that say about you? I’m pretty sure he was just concerned with nutting inside of you and forgetting you exist. Sex was bad because you’re a walking nut-rag. Pun intended bitch
i am the tom and i am the bomb
The Bomb has spoken. All ye of fragile constitutions and disconsent have been forewarned.
this is cute
Bomb boned me…I’m not complaining
Leave Tom alone. He’s been through a lot and the only reason u all made this website is because u r upset that he got in ur pants and u let him. its ur fault, so deal with it. hoes.
You’re right. I’m sure hes seen things some of us can’t even imagine. Utmost respect to The Bomb
Sun Dress..hahahaha…whore!
nothing against tom, but if i were him, i would tell the d-bag that posted the same thing 4 times under different names to go to hell… looking out for a friend is one thing but dont be an idiot about it…
Tom Bomb Wool***dge is better than all of you. he can impregnate a woman just by looking at her, he has the wisdom of the dali lama and the strength of Paul Bunyan. The man is an American hero and everything you wish to be…
im not the only one that thinks … nay KNOWS this.
<3 keep up the good work Bomb. you have supporters.
tom rocks. suck on it you stupid c*nts.
why are you on here Tom!?! stop breaking hearts and leave these stupid girls alone, theyll know they had once its gone, I do…
oh yea!!! Tom is so jacked, he gets all the girls and im so jealous. lets bash him…thats about how far that got. thedirty FAIL
Tom Bomb steals fences ladders from 711
*711 fences hahahahaha
Tom, your just a douche bag. Bye
Bomb is a good guy, hes stubborn at times but he has his reason so stop hatin
Haha yea i see lil tommy walking around the gym and at parties, he’s not to keen of me, but i think its only b.c i’m banging out his exgf.
Im sorry but your wrong, Tom doesn’t date, he only bangs out some slam-piece who thinks they are dating, then ON TO THE NEXT ONE
Tom banged her first, just reminding you
Holy shtttt this is hilarious! I personally met Tom Bomb totally sober at a party a few months ago and watched him hit on my best friend by saying and I quote ” You have like, the face of like, an angel” we laughed…hard. He proceeded to stare seductively is his mind I’m sure but it was more of an awkward drunken stare allllllll night. We left and the next morning both of us had facebook friend requests from Tom “Bomb Fitness” though he never got our names? A few weeks later, the same friend tells me she has a class with him which we though again, hilarious. After the class one day Tom comes up and says, again I quote ” You are so beautiful, I’m not usually this nervous around girls because I’m well, I’m kinda a big deal. ” He really quoted Ron Burgundy on this one. She laughed in his face and we think he got the hint. Still dude man thinks he’s waaay too sweet and the girls that don’t see right through that are the slutty party girls now and ones who will be the drunk old ladies picking up men in bars one day.
what you don’t know is that Tom Bomb Fitness proceeded to bang out your friend. Hater..
you fools, you all think Bomb actually cares about these dumb skanks, this is why you fail
you couldn’t be more wrong. idiot
STOP BEING MEAN! why can’t we all get along??
Tom fcking sucks
FAIL
Tom is a man whore and can rott in hell!!! No woman deserves to be put down or yelled at obscene names. Thats not a man, thats a coward. I know him and around my girls he acts like a stuck up cnt that he is, no muscle (thats all fat), and we ALL know he takes steroids up the ass which is shameful for the ignorant sorority girls that fall for it haha and for that its a pure shame. No wonder every greek organization and friend has disowned him!!!!! VCU doesn’t want em’, NO OBAMA—KEEP THE CHANGE!
I saw Tom Bomb in the gym today, he’s looking better than ever..DAAMMMNNNN!!
hes is beyond stupid and from what i heard a horrible fck. just another piece of “tri-chi” trash.
Aw, I like Tom. He’s a little…special…but he’s not terrible. Be nice!
he’s not the best, but defffff not the worse!
As a former “friend” of Tom’s (he doesn’t really have friends, just people he tries to borrow/scam money off of), I can speak to this: For some planning to be the Situation for Halloween, you’d think he’d try to trim some of the blubber off the midsection. Is he just planning to spray tan/draw on abs with a sharpie?
As for whose fault it is that he sleeps with trash, I’d say it’s pretty much a 50/50 split. I mean, if you’re trashy enough to fall in bed with him, that’s your own fault & if he’s dumb enough to stick it in you, he deserves to have it fall off from your VD cocktail.
Tom, when you & your gym rat “boiz” show up to shout me down, just remember: throwing your weights in the gym & grunting while dumbbell flying 50s doesn’t make you a hoss, it makes you a joke.
show up to shout you down…do you mean shut*?
…and I’m a close personal friend of Tom’s and he knows he got with trash bitches. he soley used then to get his nut
really?? WHO THE FCK ARE YOU. im serious, who the fck are you to write such bullshi about Tom. former ‘friend’, you fcking joke. he probably needed money because he was going through a hard time, something you know nothing about. scam? go to hell and eat sht, which youll enjoy because thats all youre used to, you no life scum of the earth. why dont you grow some balls and confront Tom to his face, but every guy today doesnt do that because they know what will happen if they do. youre the fcking joke, and Im positive he only does flyes with the 50s when hes warming up to fuck your mom in the ass after he busts a huge load in your girlfriends face.
Tom stop posting your own defensive posts. What a joke.
His nut and his newfound STD’s.
Sorry baby, just a warning for the other VCU ladies.
this is fun
Tom cant post on this site, hes so poor he cant pay attention
it doesnt matter tom.
your just a tool.
lol DAMN… honestly the guy is sorta a tool but i wouldn’t go so far as to say ALL of this stuff. someone just got their feelings hurt and decided this was their way to recovery. lame.
don’t know if he’s a slut, just know he’s unattractive and a complete asshole.
i mean c’mon if your going to call yourself TOM BOMB, at least be cute.
there’s no defending how plain jane he is, not worth anyone’s time. and for his friends defending him, are you trying to date him or something? otherwise get off the comp. and go pull your own pussy and make up your own FAGGOT name.
p.s his new gf is fat and trashy.
“To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self.”
bwhahaha Tucker Max. 100 % agree with you on that one Nik.
At least some bloggers can write. My thanks for this piece of writing.
Total tool… Its actually quite hysterical to watch him and listen to him talk. Lmao.
It’s*
LEAVE TOM ALONE, creeps.