THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to see if you have heard about how the King of media, Larry King has filed for divorce from his wife Shawn Southwick. Now heres the catch, they are getting divorced because Shawn is accusing Larry of having an affair with her sister Shannon (picture below). Nik do you think this is true? And if you were married to Shawn would you have an affair with Shannon as well?
I hope this is true because Shannon is way hotter and if Larry King can still get it up to bang a chick like that he is truly a Legend.- nik
hotttt says:
fu*k me!!!!!!! if larry king banged that cutie he is the man!
to hottttI Hate Hippies says:
Way to go Larry!
to I Hate HippiesFlorida says:
Wow a serious Gold Digger to have to suck up to that wrinkled set of balls for a payday and at the expense of her sister. Who$e
to FloridaThe Baron says:
I think I’am going to be sick!!!! What women would be sooooo desperate that she would fck an old slimball like Larry(I’am an old fart who is past his prime and needs to retire tomorrow) King? YUCK
to The Baron... says:
exactly baron. looking at 2 gold diggers regardless of the “scandel” i would pay $$$$$$$$$ just to see if larry can actually get a stiff. i for one doubt it. from McCartney to the old bastard “banging” nicole smith…nothing but $$$$$$$$$$. jesus i wish i was so rich that i could bang whatever and lose millions….and then NOT GIVE A SHI. and as a parting note…larry, you’re fcking hideous…but godd*mn, if you can get it up…(japanese bow).
to ...Fred Farkel says:
I am a **few** years younger than Larry. I was married for nearly 30 years to one of the hottest porn actresses in LA. I got to party with 1,000 hot babes over the years.
I had 3 nice kids. I have one little grandchild.
I had a lot of nice cars and a lot of nice houses. I had a pilot license before I had a driver license.
But I have to tell you that I am GDAMN happy that I am divorced now and rid of all the ridiculous female nonsense.
Was it fun??
Yes.
But when I see guys like Larry, Frank McCourt, Dennis Hopper etc… I have to look back and wonder if it was worth it.
Last week, I bought the baby a new Radio Flyer Wagon to take her to the zoo in style. You 20-somethings won’t get this, but that stupid red wagon I got for my little 2 year old grandchild made me happier than all them b!tches did for the past 30 friggin years.
Good luck Larry. Just stay healthy and enjoy your time left on earth.
to Fred FarkelUltrasonic says:
Aren’t you a PL?
to UltrasonicCandyMan says:
Sad, not legend. Dude is probably like Hef, hooked to a Viagra IV drip. Any chick laying down and spreading with these fossils might as well get ‘P-R-O’ tatted across their forehead – everyone knows what they are – and the approximate rental fee.
to CandyManD-Menace says:
Way to check your sources. Shawn was, allegidly, banging their son’s baseball coach.
to D-MenaceDon Boogie says:
Dude is rich and famous he will always be able to pull hot tail no matter how old he is, that’s how society works.
to Don BoogieAnonymous says:
Ok Nik, since you said Shannon is way hotter, WOULD YOU?
to Anonymousbababooyee says:
howard stern is the king of all media not larry king
to bababooyeeWTF says:
The sister is really hot, but f*ucked up as well to want to do it with that dried up old fart…even if he did give her a car!
to WTFsulli says:
Saw these two (younger sister) at Angels stadium last week at the Dodger preseason game. She is kinda hot!
to sulliwidebuffalo says:
It is not just what the women look like. There is an issue of marital fidelity, which is apparently a concept King does not grasp. Eight marriages is a sign of a very unstable person.
to widebuffalo? says:
Correction emailer: Howard Stern is the King Of All Media, has been for 25 years.
to ?TJ says:
I’d just like to have her next.
to TJboatsnhoes says:
Larry King > Tiger Woods . Simple math
to boatsnhoesPolitico Pablo says:
Amazing what a $160,000 sports car gift to your sister-in-law can get you in terms of “favors”. Her only question must have been; how do you want it?
to Politico PabloFrodo Baggins says:
The only “King of Media” is the true “King of all Media” Howard Stern
to Frodo BagginsEARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT! says:
Thats a Gd shame .. white folks you gotto do better.. yall fu-king sisters and sisters fu0king their sisters man.. what a bunch ofweird perverts.. we all know that bitch is only there for larrys money anyway!
to EARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT!Earls Parole Officer says:
Oh Earl please shut your noggie mouth, everyone at Quentin knows how tiny you are Down There. If it wasn’t for the fact you Love It on the Down Low you would be what they call celibate. So you canunderstand what I just said Kunta, that means Not Getting Any.
to Earls Parole OfficerP.S.
That hot little night you had in the back of your 98 Buick doesn’t count since that Collie you were with only has one nut.
Therpist of Earl's "Parole Officer" says:
Dang, boy, are you playing at “Parole Officer” AGAIN? How many times does this make this month?? C’mon now:open that mouth and take your meds. You know it’ll help you reconnect with reality. We might even let you stroll around the grounds with Big Sal. Just open wide, boy. Swallow. There you go … now you can rest your mouth.
to Therpist of Earl's "Parole Officer"Geritol says:
Dating Larry King is like playing musical chairs. When the music stops and he kicks it, the last chick he is married to gets it all.
to Geritoldreamkillerproof says:
Way to Larry
to dreamkillerproofMr. Bigglesworth says:
He is my hero! Kudos to any man that can bang it out like that at his age.
to Mr. BigglesworthAnonymous in LA says:
straight legendary; King of the Night is said to be the older version of ‘James Woods’ (the c@cksman’s c@cksman)
to Anonymous in LASir Charles says:
Keep going Larry!! Only a couple more marriages, and you will pass Liz Taylor!! Go for the Gold Larry!!!!! I have money riding on you!
to Sir CharlesAnonymous says:
Dude, I’m thinkin 3some.
to Anonymous