Mr. Too Good To Be True
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is Victor B. He lives in Coco Plum, Coral Gables. You’ll usually see him partying it up at Loui’s or Ink every weekend. He’s one of Miami’s elite, owner of the famous “Never Say Never” yacht which has had celebrity guests like Lil Jon. T-Pain and Weird Al Yankovic even used his yacht for their song “I’m On a Boat”. He’s always partying with girls, is he single or taken? Nik, this guy just sounds too good to be true. Does the Dirty Army have any dirt on this golden egg?
Are you serious? One look into his anal eyes and you can tell he is FOR THE GAYS.- nik
Holy nose! Look at that beak! Long phag hair…….. If this guy didn’t have mommy money, you ladies would run the other way. Funny what a yacht will do to a girls gina.
Seriously! What makes this guy too good to be true??? Because he has a yacht that celebs party on??? You didn’t mention that he was sweet, educated, handsome, loyal, or any REAL qualities that would make him sound too good to be true.
If a girl really did post this, your parents did a poor job raising you.
IT IS FUNNY, BUT HE HAS THE MONEY SO GIRLS WILL NEVER RUN THE OTHER WAY.
What I want to know is if he tapped that girl lauren from the other post
If he did “props”.
what series?
that first picture isn’t even a picture or Victor lmao..?!? And yes everything you stated is true… he seems like an awesome guy, I’ve only hung out with him once or twice. Not sure if he’s hiding his sexuality but I have definitely seen him with plenty of chicks.
r u kiddin me? all u can see is the guys nose fom all the way over there. tell me im lien lol ALL U CAN SEE IS NOSE LMAO!
That is actually a picture of him. And no, he’s not gay. He’s a good, down to Earth kid.
yes he is series????
come on Nik, or whoever is doing these followups, its called Spell check….
Sad to say this site is going downhill:(
boner central
Weird Al Yankovic?
Man, there are a lot of idiots on here…
haha THANK YOU i was surprised noone had picked up on it earlier!!
Please! Lame self-post, that’s obvious right?
R u Kidding me? How small is your cock that you need to post this patently self serving “submission”? You sure seem to know alot about this guy but yet you still need more “dirt” on him? Hey Victor B you should move to Scottsdale, you will fit in with the rest of fake ass millionaires that love to front in our town. Poser fggot!
nik has DRD from shaynnnnnnnnnnnnnnne
Eagle beak.
Self posting is for douche bags, famous yacht, please! Also if something belongs to your dad, it’s not really yours, dork.
Im in the yachting industry in south florida, right of the back I can tell you yachts are run by companies that charter them. You don’t know who is chartering your boat, even if its yours, there is client confidentiality agreements. Plus there are people out there that make the “celebrities” (weird al, LOL) you mentioned look like welfare cases. They rent new yachts. (Nothing older than 5 years). This thing was built in the 90′s.
Plus this piece of sht is made by Oceanfast, lol. Its a piece of floating turd. There are hundreds of yachts to rent in south florida, this “boat” barely stands out.
“right of the back”=right off the bat
and you my friend are just as douchey
T Pain and Weird Al didn’t do the “I’m on a boat” song dumbass…
Try T Pain and The Lonely Island.
Thank you, I was beginning to wonder if anyone else caught that.
first thing i noticed!
saaame here! so surprised it hadn’t been caught earlier… it’s what made me question wether it really was a self post… you’d think the dude would know right?
omg yes! Who lies about about having weird all on your yacht? Horrible
This is a joke right…. this is a blatant self post because i sincerely hope some girl is not that dumb to think some 22 year old forgy is the owner of his super rich dad’s yacht and mansion……right…..
I know the family, why is this forgy claiming to own his dad’s yacht like every other rich kid in Miami….. typical
Lol this guy self posted and couldnt even get his facts straight. Weird Al did not create the song “I’m on a boat”. The Lonely Island did that song, but yeah that might be the boat they were on.
I thought that andy samberg and some other dude from snl and t-pain did that song…why did they say that lil jon and weird al yankovic did? ….u can clearly tell it was andy samberg…and the lonely island? i believe?
oh, someone already pointed that out.
I assume Captain Stuebing and Issac the bartender were down below in these self post pics?
Ok you obviously know nothing about Victor. He would never write something like this about himself because he does not feel the need to make a big deal about his boat. Just because other wannabe’s make a big deal about him and post this does not mean he posted it. He’s actually a really nice guy and comes from a down to earth family. It’s not their fault that people are jealous of them and have to make jabs at their nose (Really people 5th grade ended a long time ago so grow up). Also the first picture is of him so who ever wrote that does not even know him. Just one example of how people act like they know him to feel cool.
To the yachting industry guy (does that title make you feel good about yourself because no one care). Also I don’t see any SNL skits on your boats so please keep your jealous thoughts to yourself. I love how you stated that your clients make celebrities look like they’re on welfare. Key word was clients not your poor ass.
This guy is one of the sweetest most down to earth guys I’ve ever met. He DID NOT post himself on here, he’s not a show off like other rich people & he’s certainly NOT gay. I knew this guy way back when and he’s always been himself. He’s made a name for himself because he is business savy & he actually has something going for him besides the fact that his parents worked really hard to get where they are today. You have no idea who he really is & could probably never imagine. <3
Hi Victor’s Mom.
you sound like a lezbo. why don’t you go muff diving off the cliffs of dykeachusettes.
Awwww Cynthia i am in 5th grade and your probably a big nose spoiled bitch like him! lol haha YOu dirty c*nt !
Touche! I think he’s cute. Long hair, v-neck, looks foreign. Sounds like Cuba is just jealous.
Jealous of getting busted self posting? I don’t know how often you come to the site kid, but you should have know the ultimate Dirty Army Foul is “self posting” ask Frog?
You look like a douche cause even with all your dads money, you still have to go online to try and pick up easy hoes. Please, personality and honda civic would score more tail than this spoiled brat.
Lol, and like I said earlier, I would never ever buy a yacht, It’s for self serving show off dorks. It’s better to own a jet and be discreet.
Dude Cuba chill the fck out. For starters you talk to me like I’m the guy posted. FYI I’m a girl, I’ve never met this “Victor” fellow, and I live on the other side of the country. All I’m saying is he’s cute and judging from your paragraph rants you are either a) jealous, b) in dire need of a life, or c) both. I’ve been DA strong for a couple years now and can smell a SP from a mile away. If someone is going to brag about celebs on their yacht, don’t you think they would get the name right? Maybe it’s time you focus on improving your own life so you don’t feel envious about the success of others. If you worked half as much as you ran your mouth on the Dirty, you’d be that much closer to your jet. I also suggest you smoke a bowl to chill out.
I can’t hate on the dude, that is a big a$$ boat.
Even if it was the crappiest yacht manufacturer, it would still cost millions of dollars.
And yes, even if it is your dad’s, it is still yours.
Who do you think his father is going to leave all of his stuff to?
Cynthia, thats the best undecover you could come up with! Lol If you could comprehend english, you would have understood that I was stating facts.
1. The boat is dated
2. The celebrities you mentioned were big in the eighties. (coincidentally when your boat was new)
3. SNL is lamer than Leno
4. I don’t own a boat, because its an incredible waste of money. So much so, you can’t afford it without having shtty celebrities hang out for a week at a time, while you can’t use it. (contractual stuff, ask your dad.)
Being in the industry is not a title, it just means your bullsht wont work on me, because I know stuff. Look kid, spend your money on a good education, don’t give a sht about what anyone here says. But you have to make it on your own. You have many opportunities. Good Luck!
On a further note, how hard was it to get the jerry curl stains out when Al was done?
LOL, “He’s made a name for himself because he is business savy”
Here are the facts,
1. its savvy, not savy
2. when your dad is your financial backer, its not a real business
3. when your dad has a boat, You are on your dads boat (when he dies, you are on the boat your dad gave you)
4. work on your reading comprehension, you might understand what I wrote
5. your dads boat is Old (for yacht charters Real celebrities want new boats)
All the celebrities you mentioned were big in the 80′s when your boat was new. (coincidence?)
6. SNL is as lame as Leno
7. If you can afford your boat, why do you charter it?
8. “being in the yacht industry” is not a title, it means your bullsht wont work on me.
9. Boats are an incredible waste of money (thats why smart rich people only rent them by the week) Owners can’t even use them on certain dates (contractual stuff ask your dad)
I would spend my money on jets, the industry is slow now and there are great opportunities.
Thats a savvy tip, tell your dad.
And on a personal note, how hard was it to get the jerry curl stains out when Al was done?
Keep trying kid, you have a lot of opportunities and a bright future, don’t be a douche.
for someone who corrects other peoples’ spelling….its bullshi, not bullsht
I didn’t want to curse, and get blocked, but apparently here its ok, so shtty, shtty, sht, fck face!
Weird Al Yankovic ? Jesus im saying the submitter is a GRADE A TURD!
like like like this!
Lol. Dykeachusettes. Win
Another self post.
Lol oh Victor, look at all this drama people have stirred up about you. Yet, you could careless because at the end of the day your still rich as fck and all these people are haters. Lmao, I must say if Victor gave a fck, maybe he would be flattered.
You guys think if he really self-posted himself he would mess up The Lonely Island and the other guy? WTF be serious.
I have to tell all of you who are hating on Victor Bared that If you dont know him why comment. He is not too goo to be true. He is down to earth and most of all he doesnt flaunt his monetary situation around, which makes him an even better person.Now, if you are going to trash talk him all over this web page at least put your names so we know who is a real friend or not. I have one word for all of you who are hating, actually a couple: envious, jealous, mad that he has a lot and maybe you don’t… So please get off victor and move to bigger and better things.
How can you jusge someone without even speaking to them one time. Keep up the good work Victor you are a sophisticated person with a lot. And yes he lives in CoCo Plum, yes he does have a yatch and his own boat — soooooo whattttt. It’s called hard work from parents who devoted their lives to taking care of their children.
get over all of you who cant stand victor… dont hate the player hate the game and keep drulling when you see him move to the front of the line passing you as he gets into vip.
R.P.
as much as u care about vic your the only f*cking moron to say his full name…wowwww your retard…. you did great for his future employers when the google his name
forgot to mention that he is a virgin! no lie …ask around
Well I do know him he is super nice and really good guy, but for sure he is gay…
so glad i’m not him
That’s not true to all of you…I personally know that he is not a virgin
who has he dated? if you know personally, who did he lose it to then?
FOR THE GAYS
Yo cuba! stop talking about other kids and cop yourself a jet already!
Hes a virgin
Hes a Virgin
he has a little dick cus i kno
I’ve personally known Victor since 6th Grade and I can honestly say he is a stand up guy.
I am sorry to have, yet again, seen the stupidity which dominates this world.
victor is perfect
he’s so nice, sooo sweet. people are utterly jealous. it’s sad how most of the miami people from this crew get hated on because of their money. good parents work to make their lives and those of their families as best as they can be. and yea the boat is old, but it’s in such good condition that tpain used it for his video, he could have obviously picked another one. kiko and his fam are so nice.. shut up..
stop hating on kiko and his moneyy… you guys are all just jealous of his pimped out range rover and his amazing beautiful yatch… you all need to get lives and stop hating on great and supper nice people that have a lot of money just like all the other gulliver kidss
I have known this douche since 5th grade. Yes his family is very wealthy, but other than that he has nothing. He is not in with the ladies and is like 5 1/2 feet tall. Nothing to idolize over!
I did however almost fall out of my chair laughing when I saw this kid on here. Knowing Victor, i say there’s a 95% chance he posted this himself.
Hes a douche until he invites me on his yacht to the Exumas