Nik Have You Heard About The Persian Shore
Posted in Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty | April 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I live in Los Angeles and find my self a very beautiful, hard working Persian woman and I recieved this email a last week regarding a new MTV show. Here is some the email. ”Los Angeles[-based] proud Persian-Americans who rule the Hollywood nightlife and own Beverly Hills. Two thousand years ago the Persian Empire ruled the ancient world…but they didn’t have your soundtrack, your style, or your swagger! Today there’s a new Persian empire growing right here in LA and it’s ready to conquer the world all over again. It’s a bad-ass new dynasty where exotic beauty and wild style dominates the sexiest nightlife, exclusive venues and hottest beaches the modern world has to offer.” Its time to show the world that being Persian-American is a celebration of the American dream. If your life is “all about Gucci, Gabbana, Cavalli and Cristal” or if buying anything “from BMWs and Bugatis, to Mercedes and Movado–money is no object,” then should apply. I was in shock when I read this, they are actually coming out with a Persian Shore basically and I cannot believe MTV is doing this. I refuse to apply for some Bullsh*t that is made to make fun of me. But im sure with all the Persian douchebags here it will be yet another hit show for MTV. What do you think about his nik since you are by far the most famous Persian American?
I think this show is going to be one of the biggest train-wrecks which means ratings galore. You know every single Iranian is going to watch it and be disgusted, but that equals an easy 3 Share (3 million viewers). This culture is worse than Guidos and just my advice to help MTV make more money since my website is pretty much where they steal all their ideas for spin-offs. To make this show better you have to include the parents in some aspect. The family drama with the broken accents will be gold.- nik
overthem says:
these douche bags are all from Uni High School in Irvine. They are drug dealing extacy popping camel drivers that are poisoning innocent little girl’s minds. They lure them in with pills and apple flavored vodka and then screw them after they are drunk. They all belong in jail and you can find any one of these iranian guidos at 24 hr Fitness in Irvine any day of the week.
to overthempERSian CONverSion says:
fck you clowns…. not only do persians have more culture, the best food, and the hottest girls but we dominate every club on the east and west coast and we have more class than any guido or dumb ass american for that matter…. but our persions FOBS(google it) are tools no doubt
and persians arent terrorists, thats nasty arabs
to pERSian CONverSionArabbbb says:
Fck you, you stupid Iranian. There is no such thing as persians anymore.
to ArabbbbPS Persians don’t run any nightlife here all you guys do is fake pop bottles I’ll get you thrown out of any spot in LA
Chosen1 says:
shut ur bitch ass up, ill get u shot up and fukin buriend under my house and rob ur family in 7 11 u suicide bombing FAget
to Chosen1Cr says:
throw a persian out of a night club in LA!! pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dont get it twisted
to Crthegerman says:
persian conversion, yeah your girls are hot until they get older. Ah your food is good for once in awhile. No you don’t dominate the club scene, you just dominate the ed hardy bedazzled, sweaty ass, greasy part of the club. Class is obviously something you don’t know about especially since you live in the US and refer to people here as dumb ass Americans which you are since you live here. Go to the gym you greasy fck and swim the fck back to your country away from us dumb ass Americans.
to thegermanNo Mas Beans!! says:
Please do your part to end illegal immigration. Numbersusa
to No Mas Beans!!fckgangsterrap says:
Yep, there it is the future of AMERICA,someone pass the street cleaning machine.
to fckgangsterrapAnonymous says:
Mercedes to movado huh…lol!!!! What kind of degenerate losers are these?? and to think that MTV would even allow these rats on tv……simply pitiful!!
to Anonymousnadia! says:
I am watching this! should be hilarious! I know a bunch of people that can apply to be on this show!
to nadia!+1 says:
Wow
to +1longhammer says:
this is why i stopped watching mtv when the 90′s ended
to longhammerSEXY persiac says:
yo persians are the sht…even persian armenians…i think i wana be on it!
to SEXY persiacnk says:
As a persian, i do have to say most persians are pretty ethnocentric. i mean we do have the best food and culture but you f*ckin guidos and guidettes are really embarrassing our culture. this sh*t is not cute nor does it give us a good reputation. Nik i totally agree with you about the parents because persians are DRAMA and persian parents are SCARY DRAMA. I think washington dc persians should be allowed on the show because Ive seen some serious toolbags here. for 13bedar, the end of persian new year, my sister took pictures of as many guidos and guidettes at the park that day while they werent looking and has a whole facebook album about it. its great. nik email me if you want to see her album. so highlarious
to nkMrshutthefup says:
You sir are a idiot. Guido’s don’t ruin your culture, you guys copy guidos then blame italians for your ignorance. They aren’t embarrassing your culture, it’s hard to ruin already smelly greasy a**holes such as yourself. Besides who even pays attention to any of you. The rest of America can give a sh**. Get a freaking life.
P.s. nik you are a idiot as well and I can’t believe half these people are following your ignorance. You and this site are just plain stupid. Anybody who follows this sh** is an a**hole just trying to fit in with even bigger a**holes. You all just need to get laid.
to MrshutthefupAnonymous says:
Best food and best culture? How about his new invention called fcking deodorant? Try that once in awhile instead of trying to cover up the funk with cologne.
to AnonymousAnd what are you talking about there are no Iranians terrorist? Duh there is a whole country full of them fool.
SASQUATCH PERSIAN says:
ALL PERSIAN’S SMELL LIKE BO, ALSO FEMALE PERSIANS HAVE ROAST BEEF P*SSY ……I DECIDED
to SASQUATCH PERSIANJessJrock says:
what about persian rappers?
to JessJrockAnonymous says:
persian women dye their hair blonde to look different then what they already look like … they are hairy, have big noses, are horrible to look at and wear cake on their faces!!
persian men look like persian women without the blonde and hairer
the truth… most persian guys ACT GAY! makes me wonder
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
If Iranians are the best, why do all the chicks dye their hair and wear colored contacts? Why do the guys pretend to be Italian? If Iranian chicks are all that, why are the guys always looking for fat white chicks or mexicans?
to Anonymousdepravado says:
Persians, arabas, lebanese, syrians, jordanians, guidos, newyoricans, mexicans… all grease balls from the same shit… just a different pile
to depravadoPeace. says:
Woah woah there. You guys need to calm yourselfs. Umm hell yes those guys in the picture look completely gay and lame, and hell yes SOME of those persian girls in B.H have fake boobs, blonde hair, colored contacts, etc., but that should’nt allow you to insult every one of us. I live in texas, I dont do any of the silly shit these persians do in california, I live a normal life in a comfortable house. Just because some of the persians look and act retarded, doesnt mean you can come here and throw the LAMEST insults possible at us. I personally think this show is going to be a joke, because their going to take the most dumb ass persians alive and put them on camera for laughs. Whatever, but anyways, who cares if you’re arab or persian or whatever? Just chill your titties and stop insulting eachother like immature five year olds. Jesus.
to Peace.lose fat says:
You’r totally right with this one..
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