Nik Have You Heard About The Persian Shore

Posted in Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty | April 12th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I live in Los Angeles and find my self a very beautiful, hard working Persian woman and I recieved this email a last week regarding a new MTV show.  Here is some the email.  ”Los Angeles[-based] proud Persian-Americans who rule the Hollywood nightlife and own Beverly Hills. Two thousand years ago the Persian Empire ruled the ancient world…but they didn’t have your soundtrack, your style, or your swagger! Today there’s a new Persian empire growing right here in LA and it’s ready to conquer the world all over again. It’s a bad-ass new dynasty where exotic beauty and wild style dominates the sexiest nightlife, exclusive venues and hottest beaches the modern world has to offer.”  Its time to show the world that being Persian-American is a celebration of the American dream. If your life is “all about Gucci, Gabbana, Cavalli and Cristal” or if buying anything “from BMWs and Bugatis, to Mercedes and Movado–money is no object,” then should apply.  I was in shock when I read this, they are actually coming out with a Persian Shore basically and I cannot believe MTV is doing this.  I refuse to apply for some Bullsh*t  that is made to make fun of me.  But im sure with all the Persian douchebags here it will be yet another hit show for MTV.  What do you think about his nik since you are by far the most famous Persian American?

I think this show is going to be one of the biggest train-wrecks which means ratings galore.  You know every single Iranian is going to watch it and be disgusted, but that equals an easy 3 Share (3 million viewers).  This culture is worse than Guidos and just my advice to help MTV make more money since my website is pretty much where they steal all their ideas for spin-offs.  To make this show better you have to include the parents in some aspect.  The family drama with the broken accents will be gold.- nik




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