THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I live in Los Angeles and find my self a very beautiful, hard working Persian woman and I recieved this email a last week regarding a new MTV show. Here is some the email. ”Los Angeles[-based] proud Persian-Americans who rule the Hollywood nightlife and own Beverly Hills. Two thousand years ago the Persian Empire ruled the ancient world…but they didn’t have your soundtrack, your style, or your swagger! Today there’s a new Persian empire growing right here in LA and it’s ready to conquer the world all over again. It’s a bad-ass new dynasty where exotic beauty and wild style dominates the sexiest nightlife, exclusive venues and hottest beaches the modern world has to offer.” Its time to show the world that being Persian-American is a celebration of the American dream. If your life is “all about Gucci, Gabbana, Cavalli and Cristal” or if buying anything “from BMWs and Bugatis, to Mercedes and Movado–money is no object,” then should apply. I was in shock when I read this, they are actually coming out with a Persian Shore basically and I cannot believe MTV is doing this. I refuse to apply for some Bullsh*t that is made to make fun of me. But im sure with all the Persian douchebags here it will be yet another hit show for MTV. What do you think about his nik since you are by far the most famous Persian American?
I think this show is going to be one of the biggest train-wrecks which means ratings galore. You know every single Iranian is going to watch it and be disgusted, but that equals an easy 3 Share (3 million viewers). This culture is worse than Guidos and just my advice to help MTV make more money since my website is pretty much where they steal all their ideas for spin-offs. To make this show better you have to include the parents in some aspect. The family drama with the broken accents will be gold.- nik
Neil $tarks says:
so does that mean you will be the main character H0000man???
to Neil $tarksThe truth says:
85-95% of the posts included with the pictures are self submissions by Nick the midget. “You are by far the most famous persian,” seriously? Come on, you are pretty short, but famous? You are a nerd with a computer.
to The truthTehran says:
Nik You needa get on this, mediate the reunion show ?
to TehranJericho says:
tell me this is a joke
to JerichoAnonymous says:
That’s in front the high school by UCI.
to AnonymousDJ the real one says:
Nik, this is your chance to go from zzzzzzzzzzzz list to D list go for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on piss off Vandirty some more I dare you. Maybe Ari can be the J wow of the show.
to DJ the real oneAnonymous says:
forget the Persian homos…mtv should do a show on Jatt Punjabis!!!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
punjabis!
to AnonymousAngelin Nicole says:
LMAO @ the ‘Persian Mafia’. Greasy tools.
to Angelin Nicoledianed says:
I will totally watch this just for the train wreck factor. We all know Persian is just another word for dirty sand ni**er and this will be priceless to watch. They take over every single nightclub from here to Vegas and make it so normal white folks cannot even enjoy the nightlife anymore. This will be classic. They dry hump any chick with blonde hair and think that if they give you a Zoolander stare you will go home with them. Can’t wait!!!
to dianedDA Member 112 says:
Nik are you the one 4th from the left trying to peep over everyone’s shoulders as usual?
to DA Member 112gross says:
OMG, this is why i stop going to nighclubs, what a bunch of spoiled fagggots
to gross? says:
I hope the cameras are there to catch their reactions when the Us bombs Iran. That will be the most hillarious thing EVER shown on t.v.
to ?STR8UP says:
Are American’s really gonna let this sh*t fly? I’m not gonna watch this crap even if it is funny, which I doubt.
to STR8UPCandyMan says:
“Persian Shore” is too much of a ripoff name. Should be called “Tiny Wieners: Straight Outta Tehran”. I’ll have to find out where MTV is on my provider’s dial just to make fun of them.
to CandyMandirty rich says:
blue carpeting and golden curtain rods…
to dirty richLOL says:
Please keep these comments coming…LOL!!! I just know the show should be sponsored by Old Spice cause most these turds don’t use it…Thank You, Come Again!!
to LOLesteban says:
Persian fcking p*ssies!!!!
to estebanumm says:
Please tell me this is a joke? The show should be called Persians who need to wear deodorant! American girls walk away when f*gs like this try and grind and sht on you! No wonder no one goes to clubs in America anymore because they are all infested with jerkoffs like these! Go to persia and make your own damn show! No one wants to see this sht!
to ummSTR8UP says:
AMEN BROTHER!!!!!! I can’t wait for Russell Peter’s to hear about this. He should dedicate his next comedy standup to this nonsense!
to STR8UPAnonymous says:
hes indian not persian
to Anonymous88 Lines about 44 Women says:
Saddam would be so proud.
to 88 Lines about 44 WomenAnonymous says:
There’s yo peeps Niki!!!!!!!! I’ve taken dumps that look more impressive and smell less offensive.
to AnonymousDirty D says:
I can smell these nasty greasy jabs through the computer.
to Dirty DWangbone says:
do you think that they will give the show a name similar to Jersey Shore? If not, I have a suggestion “The Middle Greased”
to WangboneSimon Says says:
It’s obvious each one of those terrorists wears Gucci and drives a Bugati!
to Simon SaysBrittany says:
I am so excited this show is going to be amazing habibi.
to Brittanyaubrey says:
These people are one of the reasons why I left L.A. and will never return.
to aubreyoclocal says:
the douche on the left i’ve see at the gym. guy is so stupid
to oclocalHoustTx says:
This is what houston looks like. Throw in a bunch of trashy fat chicks, sht load of purple crayon eaters, and some jigs. right on the money
to HoustTxAnonymous says:
The only way this show can accurately portray Persians is if they blow themselves up.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
wow so many haters… and so racist! my bf is persian and some of these comments are disgusting. u guys are the ugly losers who can only talk sht behind the screen, their rich btch and they own bev hills… hate ur heart outttttttttttttt cuz they can make it rain any day
to AnonymousSquidward Yo. says:
Looks like you have been hyptnotized by the Golden Crayon.
to Squidward Yo.Golden Crayon = Middle Eastern / East Indian / Whatever the fck they are called. Who are rich and posses alot of money. Hence women are only attracked to them for their money ( aka gold ) Derived from the popular term “purple crayon” used in reference to african american males. Golden crayon refers to wealthy persian/east indian males.
Neil $tarks says:
yo squid, you should submit that to Urbandictionary dot com
to Neil $tarksjoetim says:
hahahahahhahaah….what an idiot. That’s such a lie. You have to be a fat ugly whore. 99% of Persians never spend money, if they do it’s mommy and daddy’s. They ruin every spot they go to. They are worse than guidos hands down.
to joetimSquidward Yo. says:
The Taliban are attacking Americans in a whole new way.
to Squidward Yo.Its going to be Televised Terrorism.
joetim says:
the funniest part is Persians never spend any money in LA. They go to clubs and invite 40 of their friends from church or wherever the hell they meet to discuss new places to ruin. They sweat all over the girls and bother everyone around them. Pretty soon that hot spot is infected with stinky persians and all the girls don’t want to come back.
to joetimI know plenty of door guys that racially profile now and won’t let persians in unless they buy a table with a 3 bottle minimum.
Squidward Yo. says:
These Taliban are taking over America,
to Squidward Yo.Televised Terrorism, attackign USA in a whole new way.
HoustTx says:
they can make it rain all they want to, just make sure theres a shower/soap/deo involved.
to HoustTxRandal P says:
dream on – that is just not going to happen. Even their camel can’t stand how bad they smell that is why they developed such long necks.
to Randal Pchachacha says:
Wow people, way to be ignorant. F*ck MTV. A lot of terrible aspects of this society are so casually overlooked and accepted. Please dummies, think for yourself. This world would be so much better. Nik, keep up your fight.
to chachachadisgusted observer says:
Chill out with the racism you pathetic commenters. Ok we get it, they can be annoying and douchey. No reason to bring terrorism, taliban and other BS which quite frankly isn’t even associated w/ persian culture, just generally stereotyping middle easterners
to disgusted observer? says:
Terrorism is not associated with Persians? Are you serious? Ever heard of Hezzbollah? The Talliban is Pashtun, who identify as? You gessed it Persian decendants. You need to read more post less.
to ?Yas says:
wow are you really that stupid?yes iran has connections with hezbollah,and helps them,financially,but there is absolute no proof that they support their terroristm,same about taliban
to Yasdid you know iran kidnapped binladden’s children in order to get some guy named riggi?
its not like iran LIKES to work with any other torrist ” foundation slash power ” its that iran has to work with them,if it was to ahmadinejad he would bomb the world all by himself
? says:
You know NOTHING about Iran if you theink ahmadinejad controls that sh*thole. The Ayatollahs contol Iran, no one else. Not to mention every ayatollah is a millionaire, which shows you what shills of god they truly are. Your retort fails miserably. The Iranians have been arming and funding the Shia insurgents in Iraq since the begining of the war k*lling American troops. The Quds Force (Iran SOF if you can call anything about Iran’s military “special”) was trafficking weapons into Iraq untill the mighty British S.A.S 22nd got down there and snuck into your sh*thole county and destroyed them. Read about it, the S.A.S and CAG fom the were inside Ian doing what white people do best k*lling brown people.
to ?short lived says:
Their oil money will run out, the oil in the middle east is dwindling than the US will start to sell off its reserves and take back every last cent from the middle east leaving them to go back to their tribal roots. This money they all claim to have is inflated, and this has all been planned for a long time, they are just a pawn, to hide greed. They have the worst economic structure. There are more Jewish american millioniares than the Ayatollah so what does that tell you
to short livedOCTrout says:
This is a fundmentally sound justification for ethnic cleansing – I’ve decided!
to OCTroutAnonymous says:
Nobody wants to see ugly Iranian/ persians, Whatever!! they all look the same UGLY the girls cake on makeup an act like they are goddesses They’re nothing but the spit that I spit onto the dirt. Go back to your country with your 10 kids that are 30 years old living with mommy and daddy. Okay bye thank you come again haaaaa
to AnonymousThe truth is... says:
I have a lot of Persian co-workers. unfortunately, many of them are the racists. They think anyone who is not Persian or White w/ money is a second class citizen. They constantly talk sht on blacks, Hispanics. The worst thing is that they are educated, lawyers and doctors but once they get a few drinks in them their stupid true way of thinking comes out. They are some of the most arrogant, materialistic, and biggoted people I know. Many of them get married for conveniance and money vs love…it’s a pretty fcked up way of viewing others is all I’m saying. And yes, not all Persians are like this, but I’m serious when I tell you so many of them think like this.
to The truth is...? says:
Persians hate blacks and mexicans? I would like to appologize to all of the Iranian/Pesians I have offended with my comments. It turns out you have assimilated inot America just fine. PS “the truth is” blacks have been and always will be 2nd class citizens.
to ?no_name_ says:
where is Persia anyways ? why are these people so embarrassed to say which country they are really from ?
to no_name_heidi says:
Persian men Suck in bed and have small wankers.
to heidiLMAO says:
OKAY IM PERSIAN AND THIS IS HILARIOUS
to LMAOits true what the white ppl say about us not the taliban stuff but seriously anyone should be dissed who walks out of their house looking like a wanna be guido…..LOL
peanut says:
no one will watch these sandies…guidos are at least technically white
to peanutYas says:
yeah here is the real question,why would people ask about NIKS idea since the closest he ever gets to being iranian is admitting he has sand in him?
to YasPS: persian man DO SUCK in bed,tiny peewees and huge pubes
thank god i got me an american wiener
unknown123 says:
i think pauly d got his look from” GROWING UP GOTTI” They should bring those boys back!!!!!
to unknown123Shae says:
I dated a persian guy for a month, couldn’t stand the way he constantly talked about money and he was totally obsessed with himself. Funny, he wasnt even good looking, Hairy as fck and smelled like a cologne my grandfather would wear. And “YES” ladies, they are short dck men. I would love to see these deuch bags make themselves look like asses. ha
to Shaesolon says:
Actually the Beverly Hills YMCA is now some Persian club.
And everyone is Jewish. They have taken over Beverly Hills High
most are cool in person–but some just talk so loud in Farsi
it becomes annoying.
Wasps are a minority–but still rule
to solon? says:
According to the demographics of Beverly Hills 85.1% of the population is white. Iranian/Persians represent 20% of Beverly Hills population and 40% of the children in the Bev Hills school system.The best part is ony 44% of people whi live in Beverly Hills own their homes, as 56% rent. What is n*gger rich called when its in reference to Persians?
to ?Randal P says:
sand ngger rich
to Randal PDr.Dirt says:
Awsome… Its like finding a new type of pokemon.
to Dr.Dirtwtf says:
i like the site but i think nik thinks too highly of himself…stealing ideas from the site that makes you sound dumb
to wtfwow says:
HAHAHHA i never seen persian wannabe guidos before! thats funny
to wow?? says:
Fck you fggot
to ??lol says:
wow
to lol