Nik’s Hideout, At The Edge Of The World
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Buddy. The best vacation destination to open your first bar at is on Kauai. It is the tropical jewel of Hawaii, and off the beaten path. Hanalei Bay is not only amazing- it’s also overdue for a real bar. The liquor flows freely, the Kauaian Krypp is dank as hell, and the women don’t need +2′s to get on. What the place does need though is a real bar- not fake bars like Bar Acuda (groan), nor places like Tahiti Nui where the owner “Mr. Miyagi” is a belligerant saki-swilling *sshole. This is the lushest, most remote Island in the entire Isles (see pic) and you can see why geniuses like The Spielberger filmed Jurassic Park here. When you open up I’d like to get a job as your Security Manager. I received a nod as Real Scissor Gang Mafia a couple years ago after a tournament at Scottsdale Gun Club (copy of your pic also included). Consider me qualified. Plus it’s getting to be that time for me to leave public safety and anonymously blend in somewhere far out of the way… Stay strong, my friend.
That location is definitely worth exploring… I really need a clothing optional place. Also, you are hired.- nik
NIK! DID YOU GET MARRIED TO SHAYNE LLAMAS IN VEGAS!?!?
Hey Nik-
When are we going to hear about your new wife? Shayne Lllamas? Bachelor Matt Grant’s leftovers, that’s pretty sad. At least she is shorter than you are, that’s something.
Nik, I totally vouche for your DA member here. I’ve been to this beautiful island three times in my lifetime, and with each visit the sites and the women get better and better. DA Strong for more than two years myself, I would advise calling up your travel agent, your lawyers, and your bank accountant immediately so that you can visit the place for yourself and start funding Nik’s Hideout. While you’re there, buy your new employee a beer for me, too.
yea, kauai is amazing looking, looks like a painting it’s so colorful
I sure hope you are bringing Leper, 8 Belles, and other Dirty Celebs along to paradise.
I enjoy it there. no douche bags. Nik isnt welcome.
Nik,
You just got married to someone you’ve known less than a week? You have lost all credibility. Chick looks like a definite purple crayon chaser.
NIK!!!
Did u REALLY get MARRIED last weekend??? How could you?? I wanted to marry you, and be the mother of your children!! What am I going to do now?? Ohhh!!! My heart is BROKEN:((((((
Kate L*rson give it up already. Stalker
Is that you Tranny Manny….
Can this schmuck rescue your career?
thats beautiful!
is that the burrito?? (no offense if you aren’t)
Do you know how many camels hearts you have broken. Get back to vegas and get it annuled. She is an infidel dirty soiled wh*re. Allah is not pleased.
This guy is one dumb fu*king Haole, Show your friggen face asshole!!!!
I like The Nui.
Maui’s where the bars are.
Keep the Country Country!!!!!
Hey….that’s Steven Seagal. Real SGM?????
$586.00 Weddding Package. LOL, I almost dropped over laughing so hard. Desperation mos def the motivation. Can’t wait to see the family potrait. Bah Ha Ha Ha……
OK Nik….You readers want to know. Are you a married man?? Was alcohol involved?
i would go fishing there and have sexy time with mermaids..
Total poser. Good luck getting your new wife to tend bar and leaving LA. Good screening as well. Good luck with your marriage.
You are just like Tila, except she is a z-lister.
I smashed your wife at a club
Nik’s gonna a need a place to hide out now… from the dirty army. Congratulations man, it sounds like you had your drunkest weekend in Vegas yet.
hey, idiot it’s spelled Steven Spielberg…..
kauai is the pretty much the sh*t… best of the islands!
don’t let nik ruin it haha
dude whats up w you getting married…I heard amokin crack will do that. And what you’re not even gonna post anything about it huh…pu$$y
Nik, I whole heartedly agree. Hanalei Bay is perfect. Stayed there for a week once and they have one freakin bar. It is paradise, too. That place would be crawling with bottle rats.
wait,i thought you cant get married when youre already married:|
I want a job too
Looks beautiful there!
Well it was a great place to surf. Not so much, now that we know that the “Columbine” fan club meets there to play dungeons & dragons. There goes the neighborhood?
Whats that smell???? Oh its desperation poor little feller
You should check out the Greek Islands, some of those locales are sparsely populated. Lots of room for D.A. visitors!
Yes, Kauai is lovely. If you did move there, would you have the self restraint and dignity to help preserve the place?
I really think you should do your Hideout in Costa Rica, Fine Chicas, Real People, and off the radar! Manuel Antonio is the place where it should be, also a hot spot for spring breakers!!! DA STRONG!!!!!!!!
no he is not burrito…..he likes to wear affliction type clothing (miami ink type shiz) i do know who he is in real life and trust me the picture is a lot different than who that guy really is
Costa Rica was much better 15 years ago, when it was not stomped on by a bunch of stupid gringos…
Kinda like how California was before all the Spics ruined it
Kauai is legit, I definitely second the notion to open the spot there.
Ive also been to Kauai and it’s amazingly beautiful. Get yourself a red dirt shirt that says” I play dirty” while you’re there.
& he’s telling the truth, the buds are flame.
It is the most beuatiful place on earth. I was supposed to be married there, on the pier. then one night my asshole finace cheated on me with the ugly ass bitch couldnt tell me for 3 months until on valentines day she old him she was pregnant and i found out later that day…
Wow. Just wait till Chava, Kala, Braden, the Irons brothers, and all the rest of the boys hear about this. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled at the prospect of having some mainland sht talking schmuck from Scottsdale setting up shop with all his minions in beautiful Hanalei. Of course it’ll never happen.
i lived on kauai for along arse time. yeah, hanalei is beautiful…but zero action. that island is in desperate need of a real club.
btw…isnt tahiti nui a gay bar. it used to be…so u know the mahu’s are still around.
my ex bf walked in there by accident (they were known for serving underage) and got picked up on before he was even served.
how bout a real bar
NOCOMEKAUAI,