THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Buddy. The best vacation destination to open your first bar at is on Kauai. It is the tropical jewel of Hawaii, and off the beaten path. Hanalei Bay is not only amazing- it’s also overdue for a real bar. The liquor flows freely, the Kauaian Krypp is dank as hell, and the women don’t need +2′s to get on. What the place does need though is a real bar- not fake bars like Bar Acuda (groan), nor places like Tahiti Nui where the owner “Mr. Miyagi” is a belligerant saki-swilling *sshole. This is the lushest, most remote Island in the entire Isles (see pic) and you can see why geniuses like The Spielberger filmed Jurassic Park here. When you open up I’d like to get a job as your Security Manager. I received a nod as Real Scissor Gang Mafia a couple years ago after a tournament at Scottsdale Gun Club (copy of your pic also included). Consider me qualified. Plus it’s getting to be that time for me to leave public safety and anonymously blend in somewhere far out of the way… Stay strong, my friend.
That location is definitely worth exploring… I really need a clothing optional place. Also, you are hired.- nik