Peter Jensen Is A Media Hog


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please don’t post any of my contact information but I’m what you would call “family friend” of the Jensens.  Everyone that knows the Jensen family will tell you her father Peter put her up to this for media attention.  He is not the best attorney to begin with and obviously business is not going all that well.  I’m surprised you havent put up some of the crazier pictures of “Kristen” drinking and smoking or any of her dumb brothers.  When we were all in high school her dad Peter actually threatened to sue the North Vancouver School District because he claimed they were biased in assigning honor roll to more female students than male students.  Anyway Nik everyone here in Vancouver LOVES TheDirty and will continue supporting it and calling out the people that need to be called out.

I really believe Peter’s daughter thinks she is the Rosa Parks of Canada.  Jensen’s I made you famous already so can you stop calling every media outlet trying to get press.  Your game is tired.- nik


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  1. April 15, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    fake post says:

    Wow Nik your self posts are getting real pathetic No one here is even talking about this except a couple of stalkers and you.

    Reply to fake post
    • April 16, 2010 at 12:09 am

      LBreezy says:

      Ya ya ya.. I bet 6 out of the 8 comments on here came from the same person!! Isn’t that right Kristina? Hahahaaaaa!!

      Reply to LBreezy
    • April 15, 2010 at 8:04 pm

      Anonymous says:

      How is this a self post? i think Nik Richie has better things to do than worry about some freaks in Vancouver…

      I think he has delt with this shit before.

      and if anyone is a stalker its you.

      Reply to Anonymous
  2. April 15, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Anonymous says:

    This chick is not a fair representation of canadians or the people of vancouver, shes just another beat skank who cant handle the dirty because she can’t handle the TRUTH! get over yourself sweetie youre a jooooke. VanDirty Army Strong !!!!

    Reply to Anonymous
    • April 16, 2010 at 6:12 am

      My Name Is Earl says:

      Fckin’ A!!! You hit it right on the head! She is a crazy Canuck!

      Reply to My Name Is Earl
    • April 15, 2010 at 8:45 pm

      Dirt says:

      don’t worry Canada, we know you aren’t all like this. There are dumb ass Canadians just like there are dumb ass Americans….but the dirty army is global!

      Reply to Dirt
  3. April 15, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Nik is scared to put up the more racey pics of Kirsten Jensen. Cmon Nik, don’t be a pussy. We sent you some very revealing pics why haven’t you put them up??

    Reply to Anonymous
    • April 15, 2010 at 11:30 pm

      Razor says:

      NIK PUT UP THE JUICY PICS OF HER THAT WERE SENT IN!!!

      Reply to Razor
    • April 15, 2010 at 10:26 pm

      sergent at arms says:

      lmfaoo i would laugh if her dads law firm gets shiboxed cuz of this using the dirty as free advertisement for your law firm how low can u get im guessing their running out of money since u can only make money if u have a lawsuit

      Reply to sergent at arms
    • April 15, 2010 at 6:54 pm

      TheTruth says:

      I was wondering where the good stuff was. COME ON NIK!

      Reply to TheTruth
  4. April 15, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Anonymous says:

    YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO HURTING
    PUTTING SOMEONE’S DAD ON THIS ?
    PROBABLY JUST JEALOUS YOUR DAD IS TOO BUSY FCKING HOOKERS HE DOESN’T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU

    Reply to Anonymous
    • April 16, 2010 at 9:45 am

      . says:

      LOL everyones response to this couldnt be more true.
      Oh and your dad after work is probably out looking for some fagget hookers to bang him in the arse.
      Youre just mad because youre a slut and now it is exposed.
      You and your dad should go kick rocks bitch.

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    • April 16, 2010 at 3:49 am

      zrollin... says:

      I’m just wondering how he feels now that he knows his daughter is a wh*re.

      Reply to zrollin...
    • April 15, 2010 at 9:02 pm

      The Proffesher says:

      wow…. pretty clever Einstein!

      Reply to The Proffesher
    • April 15, 2010 at 8:47 pm

      VanDirty says:

      You think this guy cares about his daughter?!?! He’s obviously using this opportunity to advance his struggling legal career. Using your kids for material is far worse than being out fcking hookers.

      On a side note….the all caps thing is reserved for high school drop outs, kanye west, and m*th addicts…which are you?

      Reply to VanDirty
    • April 15, 2010 at 7:20 pm

      wooow says:

      Don’t comment on this sh*t Kirsten!
      you and your washed up dad are both pathetic for your attempt at fame
      your on this site because your a wh*re, and now you and your dad are on here
      because you are fame wh*re’s :)

      Reply to wooow
    • April 15, 2010 at 6:49 pm

      fake post says:

      You have to realize this is Nik or his staff putting these up here … its classic Persian tactics … yell really loud to distract people from your failure.
      This site traffic is down quite alot and is still relying on the carrie prejean searches to keep its traffic up.
      Oh and if any one thinks that vandirty or canada likes the dirty know this Canada makes up only 6.8% of the traffic. which means of the 49,000 visits a day Canada represents .. less then 400 visits LOL some F#ckin army.

      Reply to fake post
    • April 15, 2010 at 6:16 pm

      slam says:

      sssseeeelllllfffff pppoooosssssstttt

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    • April 15, 2010 at 6:13 pm

      monie says:

      well maybe if he didnt go on tv to warn the masses about the dirty, he wouldnt be on the dirty. classy dig there about his dad f’in hookers though…bet you feel good about yourself.

      Reply to monie
    • April 15, 2010 at 5:55 pm

      LoLeRcOpTeRs says:

      ^^^uhhhh…..”we are all so hurting….he does not even care about you”…..what are you 12?

      Reply to LoLeRcOpTeRs
    • April 15, 2010 at 5:53 pm

      Ex Lax says:

      stop fcking using the word “hurting”. You’re just promoting more idiots, like yourself, to come on here with your ignorance and stupidity.

      Anyway, the dirty has lost it’s touch.
      Nik, stop allowing the Vancouver slander from being posted on the front page.
      It’s not really an interesting city.

      Reply to Ex Lax
  5. April 15, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    Anonymous says:

    its not hard to tell this girl is a sknk. the only friends i have in common with her on facebook are dumbasses. she has brought all this on herself everyone standing up for her needs to shut the fck up!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  6. April 15, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Peter J*nsen says:

    So Nic, or should I say Hooman K*liman or Frank D*maggio, worried that the law is closing in?

    Reply to Peter J*nsen
  7. April 15, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    trufflashuffla says:

    Don’t do dirty sh*t, you won’t be on TheDirty dumbasses

    Reply to trufflashuffla
  8. April 15, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    FRIEND says:

    come on, post them pics.. let the world know she a h*e

    Reply to FRIEND
  9. April 15, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    skuuunk says:

    this btch thinks shes sooo hot now because a couple fckin losers are trying to hit on her since she was on the news. Btch you’re fckin below average at best, you’re nothing but an attention whore.

    VAN DIRTY LOVES YOU NIK, FCK KRISTINA J*NSEN.

    Reply to skuuunk
  10. April 15, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    hellokittiee says:

    Wow so someone has daddy issues did you dad leave your mom for a hooker? I bet ur the kristen chick!! If you don’t like the dirty then don’t visit the site.. some people have no common sense!! I can’t believe this chick and her dad/ lover are soo money hungry.. idk if in Canada they have this kick ass thing called freedom of speech but they should seriously look into it.. DIRTY ARMY FOR LIFE

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  11. April 15, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    anon says:

    PS Peter J brought this upon himself by going to the media

    Reply to anon
  12. April 15, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Zzzzekefest says:

    .00000000001 % of Canada even knows OF this website, dirty dirtster. Stay in the USofeh or go back to the sand dunes bud!

    Reply to Zzzzekefest
  13. April 15, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    blue waffle says:

    F*ck the haters Nik is the sh*t Vancouver is gettin a bad rep cuz of this skank and her dad. Dirty Army Strong baby dirty for life!
    The dirty will never be shut down!
    nik=god!!!!!

    Reply to blue waffle
  14. April 15, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    Anonymous says:

    “Anyway Nik everyone here in Vancouver LOVES TheDirty and will continue supporting it and calling out the people that need to be called out.”

    Who the fck told you that vancouver loves thedirty? just cause you’re a dumb bich from vancouver that loves to gossip doesn’t automatically mean everyone in vancouver loves to post on this shtty site. don’t automatically assume anything. get your facts straight. if you actually read comments and facebook, you would see that people here in vancouver HATE thedirty and nik.

    Reply to Anonymous
  15. April 15, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Anonymous says:

    How would you like this dad representing you?

    Reply to Anonymous
  16. April 15, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    he should change her name to sucker..an his to greg!

    Reply to Ex Lax
  17. April 15, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    oh sht a canadian peter sucker gonna shut me up!

    Reply to Ex Lax
  18. April 15, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    oh shi, a canadian peter sucker gonna shut me up.. balls to ya moose head daughter ya slim

    Reply to Ex Lax
  19. April 15, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    another one bites the dust.. opps snow.. dad ain’t a dad till she in trouble

    Reply to Ex Lax
  20. April 15, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    This Girl is pathetic! says:

    This skank of a Girl got her father into it now suck it up!!

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  21. April 15, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    omg says:

    OMG!!! I SAW HIM @ THE SEX STORE I WORK AT IN VANCOUVER!!! I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM SOMEWHERE!! LMFAO, THIS GUY IS A PIG.

    Reply to omg
  22. April 15, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    wowzers says:

    K I understand putting Kristina on blast but her pops? come on now. The chick was an idiot for going on Tv everyone knows that but her intentions are coming from the side of someone whos picture is all over the internet accusing her of being a horny sl*ty teenager, which is probably true, lets think about how many of us were horny sl*ty teenagers too but sites like this didn’t exist. I love the dirty don’t get my wrong but I think enough is enough. Just leave her and her family alone. I think she likes all the attention way too much!

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  23. April 15, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Anonymous says:

    im starting to feel sorry for this family. they are getting attacked and harrassed. yeah shes an idiot for going to the press, but come on, did she deserve this????

    Reply to Anonymous
  24. April 15, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    Jizzle says:

    It hurts so good!

    Reply to Jizzle
  25. April 15, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    lmaaaaaaaaao ! says:

    i can’t wait for this website so be off.. i just saw that on the news & i HAAD to come on this website, i knew you’d self post this, what a joke you are Nik.. seriously. go get urself a wife to fck.. aren’t you a little too old to be cyber bullying young girls ? PATHEEETIICC ! ;)

    Reply to lmaaaaaaaaao !
    • April 16, 2010 at 12:48 am

      lmaaaaao ! you're a dumbass! says:

      So you see this on the news and you “HAAD” to come here? Just to see a “self post” (which is clearly not a self-post)? Looks like the pathetic one here is you. Plus, Nik isn’t the one cyber bullying dumbass, it’s other people that submit posts and he just comments on ‘em. The bitch opened her trap and is now crying wolf (to the media, conveniently). Desperate for attention much?

      Reply to lmaaaaao ! you're a dumbass!
    • April 15, 2010 at 9:16 pm

      Anonymous says:

      Hahahaha, come on of all the people who would want to get this site taken down you think a Canadian would be one the one to do it. All this has done increased the traffic to this site who had probably never heard of it before.

      Reply to Anonymous
  26. April 15, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    Squidward Yo. says:

    Hey. It’s Canada. We love the Dirty :)

    Reply to Squidward Yo.
  27. April 15, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Not everyone in Vancouver “LOVES The Dirty”. This is a pathetic site that allows people to judge and bash people without even knowing anything about them. Like good for you, you can sit behind a computer screen anonymously and say whatever the hell you want. I doubt the majority of the people bashing people and writing rude comments on photos do not have the balls to say it to the persons face. This site is pathetic (and I know you will comment, “well obviously you come here blah blah blah”) Shut the fck up though, seriously. Get a life, we do NOT need TheDirty. Not only are you a racist Nic, but you are truly a horrible person. I hope you enjoy hell.

    Reply to Anonymous
    • April 16, 2010 at 3:00 am

      Okay? says:

      I get your point, but you’re just added to the endless list of haters that Nik has, and that’s what makes him money, and that’s what made him on the news. Nik has gotten thousands of comments like yours, and unfortunately for you, he really doesn’t give a shi! I’m not condoning the nature of this site either, but it is what it is.

      Reply to Okay?
    • April 16, 2010 at 2:57 am

      Tom W says:

      Well I’m sure you’ll be joining him there.

      Reply to Tom W
    • April 16, 2010 at 2:45 am

      DJ the real one says:

      Re: your statement. If you hate it so much why are you posting comments.

      Reply to DJ the real one
    • April 16, 2010 at 2:01 am

      Johnny Blaze says:

      “I doubt the majority of the people bashing people and writing rude comments on photos do not have the balls to say it to the persons face.”
      So your saying they do have the balls to say the same thing to the person’s face? It looks like someone got their GED(Good Enough Diploma).

      Reply to Johnny Blaze
    • April 16, 2010 at 1:45 am

      U.S. Airways Engineer says:

      Who said we are anonymous. You are the one that made your comment anonymously. Post your name fag. Typical loser Canadians…no one even really cares about your loser country.

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    • April 16, 2010 at 1:04 am

      Anonymous says:

      The problem is: as long as there is a site like this haters will always be there to post nasty things about other people. Of no one would come on this site to see it for themselves it wouldn’t be running. So people who respond are keeping it alive. There is no good or bad attention with this guy. It’s just attention and he is loving this.
      Sad but true.

      Reply to Anonymous
    • April 15, 2010 at 11:08 pm

      Ex Lax says:

      show your c*nt on the web an cry to ya daddy!

      Reply to Ex Lax
    • April 15, 2010 at 11:00 pm

      Anonymous says:

      LULUMAD?

      Reply to Anonymous
    • April 15, 2010 at 10:43 pm

      VANDIRTY ARMY STRONG says:

      Evidently this site is fairly trivial, and with that said I think most people that read thedirty don’t take it too seriously and definitely with a grain of salt. Those who decide to threaten legal action need to take a step back and evaluate their life; is it really that vital to not only spend time and energy but also money to ensure this site be taken down? Are these not the ones who should, “get a life”? Honestly, who cares? Yes it’s embarrassing but I think it’s even more embarrassing that this girl felt the need to go to the news and make herself even more recognized for what she was originally posted. Nic found a way to be successful and he deserves props, DA strong buddy can’t wait for you to rip it up in van.

      Reply to VANDIRTY ARMY STRONG
    • April 15, 2010 at 10:39 pm

      Cam'ron Capo Status says:

      You mad?

      Reply to Cam'ron Capo Status
    • April 15, 2010 at 9:32 pm

      Anonymous says:

      Uhhh you keep talking like the poster is the only one at fault
      What about the person being posted about…if the comments aren’t true just shrug it off. It will show what kind of person you are if you don’t care about what others have to say about you. If the comments are true then maybe the person should close their legs, or shut their mouths.

      I feel real sorry for the jensen family. How embarasing.

      Reply to Anonymous
      • April 15, 2010 at 11:32 pm

        Seriously.. says:

        Honestly, most of the time it’s not true. And the ones that are true, well they are also clearly obvious if the girl is actually naked in her pics. Sometimes a girl gets jealous her bf/a guy she wants ends up liking a regular non sl*tty chick.. and this regular chick gets posted on here. Some girls actually don’t have any bad pics that are posted, but may look a little more decent than average. I know a girl who’s still a frkn virgin and people are saying she’s been screwing all around.

        Also, people who aren’t even doing anything wrong get posted for being “gorgeous.” Nik says something bad everytime though and then the comments start rolling in… and last names get revealed as well as information that isn’t true.

        Honestly, the best is not to post party pics online and show off how many parties you go to… and that’s what I see is increasing people’s chances on the dirty.

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  28. April 15, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    SpongeBobNoPants says:

    Fuuu*k Vancouver… Go KINGS!!!!

    Reply to SpongeBobNoPants
  29. April 15, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    wtf'r says:

    ya this flash in the pan interest on the site has come……..and gone. Viva O Canada!

    Reply to wtf'r
  30. April 15, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    N says:

    hahaha i like how everyone says they cant wait for this site to be gone you all should go fck your self idiots your just haters if you cant wait for it to be gone maybe dont come check it out/support it and not wreck it for the rest of us who havent been posted or who have and dont give a fck haha geeks thedirty.com is up for a coin toss to be my new home page

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  31. April 15, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    N says:

    oh and why did that jensen skank hide her fb i was gonna try to add her as a friend tell her what a great thing she was doing and go bang her fuuuuuccck to bad i guess not picking up that skank oh well

    Reply to N
  32. April 15, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    Anonymous says:

    the last two must be from kristen’s fat friends shown on the previous post. stop being grenades ladies. the gym is your friend.

    Reply to Anonymous
  33. April 15, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    HAHAHA says:

    It’s a self-post because any ‘family friend’ of Kristina’s would know her real name IS Kristina!!! hahahahaha family friend..

    Reply to HAHAHA
    • April 16, 2010 at 9:35 am

      ...... says:

      your a dumb@ss do you not see the quotation marks on the name kristen which obviously shows that the writer knows thats not her real name.

      Reply to ......
  34. April 15, 2010 at 10:49 pm

    Mitch says:

    Why be a slave in heaven when you can be a hero in hell?

    Reply to Mitch
  35. April 15, 2010 at 10:49 pm

    RandomF()ckinCitizen!!! says:

    TheDirty won’t get shut down. People need to quit b!tchin. Are they going to go after everyone who talks smack about them? B-O-O! H-O-O!

    Reply to RandomF()ckinCitizen!!!
  36. April 15, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    wtf??? says:

    I don’t have kids……but wether or not this dude is trying to get publicity….. it’s still his daughter and any parent would feel hurt to see their child on a site like this……he is on some level looking out for her

    Reply to wtf???
  37. April 15, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    Fat Donkey says:

    Dang Nik these people are making your site famous in Canada. Free advertising and free press is always good. Now you got a bunch of Canadians checking out this site. The best move for them was to not saying anything and I’m sure you would have quit making fun of that girl. Canadians are cool from all the ones I’ve met. Im sure alot of them are getting a kick out of this. Canada has alot of hot chicks. Really hot. Shout out to Calagary to the girls we met in Ibiza they were smoking!!!

    Reply to Fat Donkey
  38. April 15, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    Peter Jensen says:

    Listen up Nik, I will sue you, I will sue the world, I am creater of the legal structure in Canada, I sat on the Privy Council bench, I hold the fastest track record of a 4×4 in .6seconds, the same time it takes for me to finish with my wife.. you’d better stop this website now nik, or you will be in deep water son! -Peter *please call my law office for all your legal needs, please*

    Reply to Peter Jensen
  39. April 15, 2010 at 11:13 pm

    Anonymous says:

    This post is bullshi

    Reply to Anonymous
  40. April 15, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    anonymuos says: your next! dirty found you!

    Reply to Ex Lax
  41. April 15, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    wow says:

    yeah… say sht to people’s face and that leads to murder
    that’s why internet is here

    Reply to wow
  42. April 16, 2010 at 12:19 am

    We hate you. says:

    NO ONE in this city loves the dirty, no one even likes the dirty. Everyone here is excited that your site will be shut down. The worst part about Vancouvers section is that it is only a small group of about 20 girls who are constantly posting. I have the unfortunate please of knowing one of them and her friend and they claim to post up to 4 posts a day saying they are “Doing good for Vancouver” Nik, please just get a real job, perhaps take courses in school and learn something.

    Reply to We hate you.
    • April 16, 2010 at 9:56 am

      VanDirty says:

      Why would he get a real job when he’s making bank off this sight? And if no one in the city like the dirty, it wouldn’t be there.

      Reply to VanDirty
  43. April 16, 2010 at 12:45 am

    Anonymous says:

    i hope these people win this and Nic pays out his ass for all the slander on here. All you people that come here to talk shi about others need to seriously get a life. Dont you realize that this will all come back and bite you in the ass one day? Karma Nik thats all I got to say. For you and all the loosers that are posting people up here. KARMA

    Reply to Anonymous
    • April 16, 2010 at 1:20 pm

      LBreezy says:

      Karma? LOL F**K OFF!! Uh oh, should I be looking out for karma now? Hahahahaaa!! People who think they’re victims wish KARMA upon others! Who’s the evil person in this karma circle?

      Reply to LBreezy
  44. April 16, 2010 at 1:50 am

    fakee ppl these days :) says:

    i think this is a bullshyt site.. nik youve neva writen anythin positive like wut about you.. you could be some old fat guy.. nobodys perfect god created us like this cuz how boring wud it be to look at someone exactly the same.. nd ppl judgin ppl why do you care honestly.. if they hurt you get over it its life.. you have no rite to judge there livin their life let em why the fck do you care?

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  45. April 16, 2010 at 1:50 am

    fakee ppl these days :) says:

    i think this is a bullshyt site.. nik youve neva writen anythin positive like wut about you.. you could be some old fat guy.. nobodys perfect god created us like this cuz how boring wud it be to look at someone exactly the same.. nd ppl judgin ppl why do you care honestly.. if they hurt you get over it its life.. you have no rite to judge there livin their life let em why the f*ck do you care?

    Reply to fakee ppl these days :)
  46. April 16, 2010 at 1:51 am

    fakee ppl these days :) says:

    i think this is a bullsh*t site.. nik youve neva writen anythin positive like wut about you.. you could be some old fat guy.. nobodys perfect god created us like this cuz how boring wud it be to look at someone exactly the same.. nd ppl judgin ppl why do you care honestly.. if they hurt you get over it its life.. you have no rite to judge there livin their life let em why the f*ck do you care?

    Reply to fakee ppl these days :)
  47. April 16, 2010 at 2:24 am

    Anonymous says:

    Nik I’m sure you’re comment checkers won’t post this but I know ppl who send posts and you change them for your own benefit loser…you’re worse than the ppl you pray on

    Reply to Anonymous
  48. April 16, 2010 at 2:26 am

    honestly says:

    nik i think it’s time to back off, and take this dude’s daughter’s pics off. i have been, currently am, and always will be DA strong…but give this case a rest. don’t be like one of those middle level managers, and let your power on the content of this website go to your head.

    people react to their being posted on this website in MANY different ways. some people embrace it (and milk it for its worth), while others don’t. some people are going out and having fun, and some jealous tool sends in their pic, and without verifying anything you post it. i think that may be the case here. just drop it and move on, there are PLENTY of skanks/SHIMs/30k millionaires that should be legitimately outted.

    DA STRONG 4 LIFE!

    Reply to honestly
  49. April 16, 2010 at 2:26 am

    ehhhh says:

    haha the owner hooman obviously self posted this
    hes so happy people actually care about him for once in his life

    Reply to ehhhh
  50. April 16, 2010 at 3:42 am

    zrollin... says:

    LOL. LOVE all the haters. Just hating so much that they have to visit the site and post comments.
    Vancouver is such a pathetic town with such dumb f*cking people.

    Reply to zrollin...

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