THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Fallon. She’s a c*ke head, alcoholic sloooot. She sleeps with guys for money and is a total hillbilly. I’ve seen her drunk & barefoot in public with a skirt on going commando. Not a pretty sight, I’ll tell ya! I have to know Nik, would you?
Answer: No, she clearly has the spare tire to my car around her waist!