Stacked Model From Dallas
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Crystal M… the girl who doesn’t hire photographers to take her pictures… they hire her. She’s the queen of facebook boyfriends… A few of my guy friends thought she was hot and added her – after a few days it was a stage 5 clinger situation … so I had to know what would a master Greg like yours do in this situation?
Besides her soft stomach I really don’t see what is hot about her? Her rack is Aborigine, her legs are fat (no knee caps is the indicator), she needs a nose job, she has swollen bee sting fingers and she is cross-eyed. Sounds like a real winner to me?- nik
Are those breasts or pancakes??? I’d like blueberry syrup with mine please
Put some clothes on!!!!!!
DUDE .. her chest looks wrong .. just plain wrong …
shes fake, trust me I know how messed up this bitch is in the head
name?
Her chest does not match or go with the rest of her body, She needs a breast lift really bad then she wont look as bad.
She lives in LA not Dallas and is about as hot as it gets. These pictures do not do her justice.
yeah fat arms, big fatbags…cross eyed…please oh and lots of mildly attractive girls model for modelmayhem and photogs so who really cares she aint nothing special
nah honey, you aint nothing special.
She is a very attractive young woman.
Model for what? She ought to be on the cover of “Cow and Dairy.”
Need a name, website anything, this girl is smoking hot.
Aborigine! lol
that is so funny…i wonder how she jogs with those jugs…probably beats herself up!
Her name is Crystal Driggers, and as far as I know she lives in LA and not Dallas.
Thanks Crystal
looks to me like she zoomed in on her boobs in photoshop & left the rest of her body using WARPING to make her look little. BIG FAT NATURAL BOOBS do not come with a tiny waste. ever. Looks way too obvious to me.
her chest looks like it belongs 300 lbs ,56 yr lady big and saggy gross
id tear that sht up
I am no where near as picky as Nik, I would so do her
its so sad her whole life is centered around those melons……………god knows if she did not have those huge melons their would be nothing to look at……………..
The facebook profile is a fake. Someone find out who this real person is, because she does NOT live in dallas, and her name is NOT crystal mich**le or crystal hein*ohn. wonder why she has never met her boyfriends and sends pics with her face cut out? because its not her. The girl in these pics is hot btw, just the person behind the computer is not her.
its not real fake fake she is fat in real life look at her
Why do they start at the bottom of her sternum? She’s scary!
Chicks are just warped, they either think they are the ugliest fat ass or they think they are Heidi Klum, its a weird world women live in.
either someone gets implants or nose jobs or nothing at all…you still got something to say…whatever
I wanna motor boat those soooo bad right now
the dallas crystal mich**le facebook has been taken down because the head case whore knows she has been found out – the real crystal lives in cali – how messed up must you be to pretend to be someone else like its a full time job – NUTS
“Besides her soft stomach I really don’t see what is hot about her? Her rack is Aborigine, her legs are fat (no knee caps is the indicator), she needs a nose job, she has swollen bee sting fingers and she is cross-eyed. Sounds like a real winner to me?- nik”
I showed the picture of that girl to my gay friend Robbie and he said the exact same thing. Weird.
shes fcking STUPID! i know so many guys who have dated her.. and they never met her. she has a myspace account as well. its so funny this girl finally got found outt.
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Her eyes are wayyyy too close together and those are the saggiest tits i have ever seen.
You idiots are so stupid. I’m not sure when these pictures were taken but I just saw her last week and she is one of the hottest girls in all of LA. Every aspect is stunning.
You guys are just upset that you’ll never land a girl this hot so are trying to find faults with these pics.
the fake fat girl that used this girls pics for a fake profile has a new one … she is going by Michelle Drake from Dallas … beware – I can only imagine what the real person looks like …. dumb butt
Hey!
I’m a casting producer working on new docu-reality TV series about just this sort of thing — people making up fake online profiles and then trying to date people. Do you have any more info about this girl in particular? If you do, can you email me at [email protected]?
I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks so much!
She isn’t from Dallas. I personally know this girl and those pictures do her no justice. Btw, love the people who will talk shit guessing you’ve never met or been friends with a truly beautiful woman.
she is a great looking girl, those funbags are real so there is nothing she can do about it. that’s the way nature made her and she looks great. i know a lot of women who would die to look half as hot as her.