THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Jessica. She goes to LSU and is quite the intelligent ginger. She has been posting all over facebook about how she met Jason Segel in New Orleans and he asked her out on a date this Saturday. Needless to say she is also posting about how they SEXT message each other constantly. Jason is known for being in films such as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You Man, and Knocked Up. I am DA strong and I had to post this one. I will keep you updated. Don’t you think he could do better?
Well he is not the best looking guy in the world so dating this fire devil does make a little sense. I can see the Sexting thing being true because he has stripper face written all over him. I am guessing he sends out mass texts to lure beat chicks in solid sex pred fashion.- nik
Kayley says:
They are both fugly. No one would look at Jason S*gel twice, if he wasn’t famous…
to Kayleyumm?? says:
whats her link for fb?
to umm??i cant find her!
Anonymous says:
jessica wasiloski
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
HAHA YES SHE IS A SLUT BUT HEY WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT….
to AnonymousAND UMMM ALL YOUR PICTURES LOOK BAD SORRY TO TELL YOU
BUT ITS NOT YOUR FAULT YOU LOOK LIKE A FCKING TROLL DOLL THAT HAS BEEN CHEWED UP BY A DOG
Fred Farkel says:
You know… back when I was a kid… I was the horniest young man in the universe. But I swear that even when I was 18… my d!ck would never get hard to do anything with this female.
to Fred Farkelcj says:
i love jason segel so this chick makes me feel like i could totally score with him! (i have a thing for tall goofy guys)… if hes easy…works for me!
to cjAnonymous says:
So basically Jason Segel hooked up with a dumb ginger-haired midget, screwed her after they got drunk and high and then left her some money for services rendered? What a classy pair. He’s a douche and she’s white trash. This Ryan guy is better off without her.
to Anonymousdirty says:
red on the head, fire in the hole…..
to dirtyWithAsideOFbacon says:
that is the funniest fcking thing i have ever heard. i bet her bumhole looks like fire ants crawling out of a dark rusty pipe
to WithAsideOFbaconAnonymous says:
Jason Segel is so hot, being funny raises a guy up like 4-6 points.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I see Segel’s sniffing around the firecrotch again (remember LiLo’s walk of shame from his place?). Jason please spend less time man-whoring your way through life and get rid of the flabby moobs please. Everyone knows how much of a skeeze he really is and this ugly c*ntyty dwarf absolutely wanted everyone to know she’s banging some dude off the TV. What a pair of utter twats.
to Anonymouslulu is dead says:
He must be into redheads!
to lulu is deadbj says:
this chick is a dude.. not even a chick she has a dick
to bjAnonymous says:
Who the fck is this Nik guy?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Affirmative of this guy being in NOLA. I was there this past weekend and a buddy of mine said he saw him late sunday morning a chicken joint. lol
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
this isnt segel’s first rendezvous with a college girl. he was at scad and brought a girl home with him. wonder if she was worth more or less than 100 dollars
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
He seems to have a thing for dumb college chicks, when he performed with Maroon 5 at St. Johns last year, he tried hitting on one in particuar but unlike the easy ginger, she wasn’t stupid enough or easily impressed by his chat up lines and turned him down flat.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
SHE IS DEFINITELY WORTH LESS THAN 25 DOLLARS, TRUST ME, HIT IT, AND SHE NEEDS TO SHAVE DOWN THERE, LOOKS LIKE AND OUT OF CONTROLL FOREST FIRE BETWEEN HER LEGS! SOME BODY SEND THAT BITCH SOME BIKINI WAX OR SOMETHING LOL HAHAHAHA! OLL SKEEZ AS TRICK!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I HEARD SHE LOVES ANAL. IM SURE THIS MAKES HER FATHER PROUD..
to AnonymousAmanda says:
I bet he’s making his father proud too!
to AmandaAnonymous says:
Ol troll azz fire crotch azz, no game havin trick with a hairy fire crotch, stop being an attention craving skeez you cum recepticle.
to AnonymousOMFG says:
That second picture is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my life omg
to OMFGAnonymous says:
We saw Jason on Bourbon St Saturday night and he was not with this girl. He was with a brunette who was alot prettier than this girl.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
He met the Brunette in Las Vegas on New years.
to Anonymousloni says:
So did she still get the date?
to loniAnonymous says:
Probably not, he was seen with a brunette at Pat O’s a couple of weekends back, and was spotted with two blondes the weekend before that. He appears to hooking up with a different girl every time he’s out.
to AnonymousDr Drake Ramore' says:
They are super fugly … seen them out at some bar … he’s gross she’s gross so it works
to Dr Drake Ramore'Corrector Fairie says:
For what it was worth, he had a chance his ‘Wonky eyed girl’ at this time, and he chose having sex with total strangers.
to Corrector FairieMy 2 cents says:
Groupie Love….. But if u go out in New Orleans… Jason can find a prettier girl than that to bang
to My 2 centsAnonymous says:
hes actually a friend of mine, and she she shouldn’t feel special. Literally when he’s in town and has been for a few months.. he see’s how many girls numbers he can get.. hes not looking for anything serious just something temp and fun.. and maybe put out!
to Anonymousseriously? says:
He’s a user and an abuser
to seriously?amused says:
i think jason segel is pretty funny. i can’t understand the ginger chick thing though. she’s not even a remotely attractive one.
to amusedWill C says:
WOWWWWWW
i dated this girl for like 2 years in highschool…glad that ended abruptly when i found out i could do better hah
stay away from redheads…this girl is fcking insane, albeit she is a freak n tha sheets (courtesy of urs truly)
to Will CAnonymous says:
ummm…. I know this guy. I worked with him on a project in Mississippi. He is a good guy. And he definatly is not a user and abuser. I had a huge crush on him and kept trying to flirt with him, but he was always too professional.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
when will he be back???
to AnonymousEM says:
Here’s the thing. I love Jason Segel. I would marry Jason Segel in a heart beat. I think you all are being so judgmental towards people you don’t even know.
to EMRS says:
I gave birth to a baby girl 2 weeks ago and was so in love with my fiance and baby girl. But then my fiance made the mistake of bringing home that movie Gullivers Travels with Jack Black and Jason Segel in it. It was at that time i discovered how Jason Segel’s funny personality made me uber horny for him. Just saying, i’m engaged and have a baby, and FANTASIZE about Segel. He is a hottie fo sho.
to RS