Twi-Fruit Thinks He Is Edward Cullen
Posted in Richmond, The Dirty, Vancouver, Virginia Tech | April 21st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This douchebag’s name is Aubrey you can find him any given night in downtown Richmond using his one liner saying he looks like edward cullen from twilight. Not only does this kid have a Robert Pattinson calender in his room but he practices the same facial poses as him for pictures . He is so broke and will make any excuse to get people to buy drinks for him. He has some girls name tattooed on his wrist and its not his daughters because he probably forgot her name seeing how he doesn’t even take care of her. He is basically going no where in life and drives a straight beater. Oh yeah, his butt buddy Matt is a washed up roid head baseball player who claims he was a “model” on the west coast- is out there spreading his herpe love to any chick that will look his way. Watch out ladies these two are real winners.
Why would you want to be like Edward Cullen? That vampire is for the Gays… chicks just like the fantasy of him, not the real thing.- nik
Anonymous says:
Ahhhh. He is too much with that pucker. Twilight sucks. Team Eric.
to AnonymousDNC says:
The Twilight films are a laughing joke.
to DNCAnonymous says:
actually he is from richmond, virginia not BC. Seen him at the club, with his gay black friend, mad gay
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I’m pretty sure the Vancouver part is about the fact that’s where they film the movies. However, still agree he’s pretty pathetic. If you have a vagina, he’s tryin to be in it.
to Anonymousthat girl says:
Gay black guy? Mad gay? Probably Jason Primrose. He’s a douche.
to that girlAnonymous says:
nik you got married?!?!?!?!?!?!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
i second this! what the hell nik?! you do realize she is in desperate need of +2s, has a pig snout, and probably the creepiest smile ever, rite? im disappointed!
to Anonymoushahha says:
haha go look it up
to hahhahis real names hooman or something gay
he had some ugly wife and she LEFT him HAHA
Angelin says:
Edward Cullen looks like hr got hit in the face with a frying pan. Why would anyone wanna look like him?
to AngelinBaaBoo says:
Looks like dirtyjv only not as gay
to BaaBoo... says:
give me a godd*mned everloving f*cking a$$ break. yeah dude, people aren’t laughing at you…they’re laughing at you (probably can’t figure that one out can you)…
to ...Nonsensical says:
Nobody can figure that out because it doesn’t make any sense. Try using “with” on the first half of your attempt at a quip.
This Twilight wannabe should be smacked in the face by every guy who crosses his path.
to Nonsensicalanon says:
hahahahahahahahahaha.
to anongay.
. says:
Very true. I think Edward C*llen is gorgeous. But I don’t like Robert Pattinson.
to .Bella Swan says:
yes thats right edward loves the cock- im actually banging his brother emmett now….
to Bella Swanjacob black says:
u wanna bang me too then?
to jacob blackBella Swan says:
Yeah but your dad was better….
to Bella SwanAnonymous says:
the chick with him is a total fcking slut!!! she’s underage yet hammered any given night of the week at the trashiest clubs.. shaking her ass like a cheap prostitute on stage with her entire ass out. I hope she doesn’t come to the immunity event because she needs to be put on blast ASAP
to Anonymousbahahah says:
OMG WHAT A FCKIN GEEK!!!!
to bahahahbryan says:
this guy is a fag!
to bryanwhat the hell?? says:
Ummm sorry, but I love me some Edward Cullen AND Rpatz! Soooooo hot..want to touch the HINEY…but NOT this fools.
to what the hell??KiwiRocker says:
He totally must be running through all the 12 year olds & gays…. haha gross
to KiwiRockerDZ says:
please tell me you were drunk when you typed this incoherent rambling
to DZhobroker says:
dude, you are a douche. shayne and shauna are 2 different people tard. you sound really obsessed over some internet personality, get a life home slice.
to hobrokerclub banger says:
this guys facial hair looks like he shaved it off his ass and glued it to his face come on kid get real
to club bangerAubrey says:
hey every one here id like to say thank u for all yalls time all im going to say like kat williams said you have one hater make it fifteen if u have fifteen make it thirty.. once you have thirty you must be doing something ryte so me and matt our gonna continue to do us but thanks… i love this shi
to Aubreyaubrey says:
thank you all for all of yalls time spent here im going to do me and i feel like i must be doing something ryte to be on here and have all of yall haters consuming ur day with my life
to aubreyAnonymous says:
everybody on this website is a waste of life, do you people really get on this website and talk sht about people you don’t even know? All of you ignorant fckheads needs to get a life…I’m sure this kid has fcked more girls since twilight came out then any of you pieces of sht ever have or will, that is all thank you
to AnonymousToysrus says:
Buddy, I hope you are dressed up for HALLOWEEN….that’s just sad….TWITARD….
to ToysrusGET YOUR OWN LOOK AND LIFE…..
Anonymous says:
You dont even know my brother so until you do grow up and reconongize he takes care of his daughter thats why he is broke. Until you figure yourself out sweety dont hate on other people. Sorry if you got turned down by him and you have to hate on him and btw his name is from our father and his father who both served in the military , ahve a nice day
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
People will always hate especially when they are jealous and obviously losers just like this douche Nik and all his sad little followers who really must all suck at life and have prob never gotten any attention from any1 they have ever wanted. It must suck to have every guy or girl u like just walk by u like u never exisited, so for all the haters please take a long walk off a very short bridge. Thanks and keep on hating
to AnonymousBuffaloAjax says:
I’m guessing that your family supports “Don’t ask , Don’t Tell” then.
to BuffaloAjaxAnonymous says:
this pretty much was the worst come back i have ever read. looks like the sister needs to get a clue on how much of a loser her brother is.
to AnonymousArt says:
i would tap that!
to ArtTHE COUNT says:
1. AHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD
to THE COUNT2.Sesame Street may be looking for actors / I think you might love a “BIG BIRD”!
3. Count Dracula cereal needs a new “BOX” I don’t think you will have a chance with that though….
hahahaha says:
wat a fcking zeeek give it up you loser
to hahahahaCANADIAN says:
what a fcking f*g!!!! omg
to CANADIANGill Avila says:
What a joke! I’ll bet gays beat him up.
to Gill AvilaAnonymous says:
Looks like SOMEONE is pretty desperate.
Twilight = Giving Sexual Predators and Losers a chance to get laid
(Edward Cullen is ugly)
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Seriously i’ve met him downtown a few times, he is disgusting. he TRIES…key word tries to get girls hammered so then they’ll go home with him. he denies up and down having herpes and a child…..like seriously you’re not going to admit you OWN CHILD. what a disgusting piece of sht, seriously get out of richmond. and his facebook page he has pictures of himself tagged as edward, like who the fck are you. TAKE YOUR CHILD AND YOUR HERPES AND LEAVE RICHMOND you disgusting ass
to AnonymousTeam No One says:
As much as I can’t stand Aubrey I have to ask, as a bartender in Richmond, how do you exactly figure he tries to get girls hammered? He’s usually the one mooching drinks off other people. Trying to get girls drunk and picking up girls that are already drunk are two different things. I hate this douche but if the girls are stupid enough to go home with them it’s their own damn fault, and if they catch something, why the hell aren’t the wrapping it up? Just cuz your left leg and right leg haven’t met each other doesn’t mean you can blame everyone else when you get a DRD. Sluts attract sluts, it’s the way the world works!
to Team No Oneanonymous says:
he jacks off to Edward Cullen posters in his room..how pathetic.
to anonymousAnonymous says:
Twilight = Making Stalking, Pedophilia, and Abuse a-ok and giving sexual offenders an excuse to tap that
Yeeeeah, I knew some loser was gonna be desperate enough to try that crap. I wonder if there are any girls who are actually dumb enough to buy it…
to AnonymousTerra says:
Oh god, EWWWW. Why would anybody want to look like RPattz?
Then again, Hobo chic seems to be in this season…
to TerraAnonymous says:
faggot!
to Anonymous