THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Carina: Warning!!! Potential Health Risk!! There has been a recent sighting of a Richmond Guard sk*nk loose. If you or anyone you know has come in contact with this trash, go to your nearest health clinic IMMEDIATELY for evaluation. She has been known to snort ibuprofen just to have something up her nose. She’s a massive PEPSI wh*re with no sexual preference. She has been known to sleep with men or women, and possibly a dog or two. She’s supposed to be overseas fighting for our country and instead she’s screwing KaHaled Mudar Allkiud, aka Peace. Not to mention the other men that pay her in PEPSI to sleep with them.  Considered everyone warned.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Lesbos like her fighting for our country.- nik