DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. Someone needs a bigger toilet? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Anonymous
What has 2 thumbs and loves giving blow jobs?
Paulyballgame says:
“I don’t know what you were doing down there Nik, but you really jarred something loose honey!”
to Paulyballgamewaddu says:
Don’t look in here or you’ll find out why Kansas is the corn state
to wadduREX says:
SCOOBY DOODIE DO!
to REXI Hate Hippies says:
You didn’t actually think that was funny, did you?
to I Hate HippiesJoshua says:
“I promise not to clog it this time, I only ate prunes!”
to JoshuaAnonymous says:
DA= Dirty Ass
to AnonymousDik Itchie says:
Somebody needs to flush that turd.
to Dik ItchieBart says:
if you listen closely you can hear the toilet whisper…..”save me”
to BartVoody says:
Being able to wipe is so over rated..
to VoodyPeter Griffin says:
You know it’s a big sh*t when your toilet paper has toilet paper.
to Peter GriffinBEE says:
HA. IT DO, IT REALLY DO. lol
to BEEAnonymous says:
damn thats good also
to AnonymousDA DENVer says:
Leper’s next miscarriage
to DA DENVerAnonymous says:
i was going to try one but this one is the winner.so good
to AnonymousDA DENVer says:
too bad i’ll never see the shirt i one 2 months ago and nothing yet
to DA DENVerOh wth.. says:
I want your bad romance.
to Oh wth..Me says:
Shown here: Nature in reverse…what happens when a toilet takes a crap!
to MeAnd the winner is! says:
Today we review our toliet stress test results.
to And the winner is!brendan says:
Relax Nik, I’m making your dinner.
to brendanAnonymous says:
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to AnonymousBupster says:
TOILET SAYS: “DAMMIT WHEN IS THIS GIRL GOING TO LEARN ABOUT JENNY CRAIG”
to BupsterJive Turkey says:
Yuuummmy!
to Jive Turkeysid says:
I made more room…give me another taquito!
to sidomtradelaw says:
This picture will save me the money i was about to spend on a trip to africa …. Always wanted to see an elephant sitting on a tree stump !!!!!!
to omtradelawczr says:
” Could you pass the burrito please! “
to czrAnonymous says:
Kristin Creighton has Herpes giving birth?
to Anonymousjadakiss says:
“this Bidet feels funny”
to jadakissTheSmellyGuy says:
THE BIDET FEEL FUNNY!
to TheSmellyGuybint says:
I still dont get why girls think its hot to take “modeling” pictures on the toilet.
to bintNeedledick says:
Alright who sht on the toilet seat.
to NeedledickTruth bomb says:
This is going to make the leak off the gulf coast look like nothing!
to Truth bombanooonymouse says:
Road Warrior
to anooonymouse"King of all Blacks" says:
Dam…Now dat b what im takin about! Cum ta daddy white angel…
to "King of all Blacks"KobeMan says:
I missed taking my softener, get me a stick just in case.
to KobeManAri says:
Nik told you not to bring it back to your room….
to AriSejanus says:
Lookout!! She’s gonna blow!!!!!!!!!
to SejanusViktor Viking says:
Caution: Rough seas ahead!
to Viktor VikingViktor Viking says:
Caution: Rough seas below!
to Viktor Vikingbuckwheat says:
BBBLLLBBLLFFLLLLLATTTTTT!!!
to buckwheatMoar Fans N Stuff says:
Help me release this demon.
to Moar Fans N StuffAlBoondy says:
You see the size of this ass?! Those two rolls of toilet paper ain’t gon cut it
to AlBoondyAlBoondy says:
You see the size of this ass?!?! Those two rolls of toilet paper ain’t gon cut it!
to AlBoondyAnonymous says:
I won the last contest??? How do I get my prize??
My post… “What has 2 thumbs and loves giving blow jobs?”
to Anonymousjon says:
bro ive won as well…. no response no shirts, if i see NIK, its on
to jonJGALLS says:
“You were right… that 8th donut would make me constipated!”
to JGALLSHaywood Jablowme says:
I don’t think any toilet deserves that
to Haywood JablowmeMotorboat Captain says:
Is there a restriction on the number of courtesy flushes a girl is allowed have ’cause I need another one right now.
to Motorboat CaptainAnonymous says:
EVERYBODY POOPS!
to AnonymousNeedledick says:
Ok who shat on the toilet seat?
to NeedledickSmellsTeenSpirit says:
Ahhhhhh!!!! Jesus God that’s gross
to SmellsTeenSpiritCrazy says:
and we wounder why Kansas City’s sewer system needs to be rebuilt
to CrazyJP says:
Seriously that is not right. I personally know this person and judging other people is not cool. People are people and I know the person that posted this is just looking for revenge. Posting pictures like this online is a childish way to “get even.”
to JPjayhawks rock says:
I personally know this nasty bitch and the person who posted this and she’s geting hers. Don’t feel sorry for her whoever is on here defending her she will fck you over too its just a matter of time.
to jayhawks rockKCGayBoi says:
OMG it’s Stacy Hndleman!! ROTFLMFGO that is fcking great!!!! Whoever posted this props to you! I wish I had some funny shi of that bitch to post on here! OMG I hate her!
to KCGayBoiAnonymous says:
This nasty bitch! I personally know this sknky junky! She will fck you over in a heartbeat! She preys on gay men because attractive str8 men wont go near this pimple infested meth head! Watch your wallets gay men and whoever took this photo props to you. Good one!
to AnonymousBoBo, I took this photo!!! says:
I’m so glad there is such a great response to this photo! This bitch got kicked outta where she was staying because she couldn’t pay rent and was prolly eating them outta house and home. So we felt sorry for her and let her come stay with us, she tried to get an apartment in my building and got denied because of her fucked up rental history, so her stay turned into a 3 week event of her sneaking behind our backs and smoking meth in our house, and trying to tear myself and my boyfriend apart because she figured if we broke up and one of us moved out she would be allowed to live there with which ever one of us stayed. After we figured out what she was up to and kicked her out, she called my landlord and tried to get me evicted by saying I’m selling drugs out of my apartment. Luckily I have a pretty good relationship with my landlord and his staff so they didn’t believe her!!! She really is a fcked up individual, and the only thing she really is concerned about in life is where she will get her next bowl of meth to smoke!!! Real Talk! WATCH OUT KC! Her favorite spots to hang out is Outtabounds, and Missie B’s!
to BoBo, I took this photo!!!