Fake Blonde With Fake Modeling Pictures

Posted in Pittsburgh, The Dirty | May 2nd, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is named Lyndi. She’s from Ellwood City and came to Pittsburgh. She ALWAYS puts up 500000 pictures of herself on facebook EVERY WEEK, she ALWAYS tries SO hard to look hot and she never fails to take pics to prove it to everyone. She thinks she’s WAY hotter than she is, and in reality she is nothing but a small town nothing with an ugly boyfriend (who by the way, she doesn’t like at all…she cheats on him and treats him like sh*t whenever she can). She talks sh*t on every one of her friends. Here’s a newsflash hunny: You’re not that hot, and your personality is fake as your blonde hair extentions, and your fake tan.  You need to stop putting so much damn make up on and stop with your fake relationships with everyone. 

She would be so much hotter in Pittsburgh if she was 4 years younger, had +2′s and shaved down her clavicle bone.- nik




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