THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so its been a while since you had European playboy Cristiano Ronaldo on thedirty or atleast since the whole Cristiano and Niki Ghazian drama around this time last year. Well Kim Kardashian has been spotted with Cristiano lately and everyone around her is getting worried since Cristiano doesnt have the best rep ever. I mean he does have a reputation for being a massive playboy with a taste for call girls and group sex, he has reportedly hired prostitutes for group sex parties on several occasions with his football team. And when asked how my girls has he slept with he has laughed guessing around 80k. Anyway Nik you think this is the right move for Kim K… the dude is worth 250 Million.
To be honest Cristiano can pull way hotter than Kim, but he has a big boned fetish. He likes the meatys.- nik
Jillian says:
Look at the veins in the whale’s tits. Kim K is a fat ass beast just like her sister.
to JillianJILLIANS A UGLY BITCH says:
SHUT THE FCK UP BTCH UR JEALOUS CUZ UR ASS HASNT MADE IT N LIFE UR RIGHT THERE SMOKING DOPE, WIT PIMPLES ON UJR FACE , ONE EYE WIT A PEG LEG!1 STOP BEING A HATER N JEALOUS CUZ ITS A DIEASES GET WELL SOON BTCH,PS THERE THERE SO CALLED WHALE ASS IS GETIN THERE MONEY N BEIN FAMOUS!! SHUT UR TRAP PUTA
to JILLIANS A UGLY BITCHI hate JILLIAN says:
I agree!
to I hate JILLIANAnonymous says:
Ok, sure she shouldn’t have made that rude comment, but you getting so butt-hurt over that? Our educational funds are plummeting, and it is obviously affecting you by the looks of your grammar. Besides worrying about other peoples thoughts, how about you go pick up a book. This website, and all other social media is to move you away from what the government is trying to do to you. I assume you’re of some sort of Latin decent, shame on you for supporting this social ideology and letting down your people, you’re just another stupid spic, thats how the gov’t sees it, and they love it when blacks and latinos are stupid, b/c thats one less group of people that can uprise against them. Sorry I’m really high right now, not trying to preach, but please, take these words into consideration. Don’t be a bitch.
to Anonymousannoyed says:
LOL well put and it’s true her BMI looks pretty high.
to annoyedDIRTY LARRY says:
He’s gonna slay her like a hooka!!!
to DIRTY LARRYkenny powers says:
haha…he would have to have sex with 20 girls a night for the past ten years to be at 80k…maybe 8k?…his clothes look like they come from fashion bug
to kenny powerschachacha says:
hahahahaha i laughed out loud too @ fashion bug
to chachachaArea51 says:
lmao! fashion bug
to Area51Aj says:
why would he waste his time with that…? Kim K has been around the block…plus its kinda hard to act like you have class when no one would even know who you were if you didnt make a porno tape with a dark purple crayon….god she’s gross!!!!!
Nice purse!
to AjEARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT! says:
better than apasty pale face lil pecker nasty azz ghost!
to EARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT!Aj says:
I thought your n*gger ass was leaving this site? Typical n*gger, cant be trusted!
to AjAnonymous says:
he looks gay. she needs someone who is on the same level as her.. not someone who looks like her assistant
to Anonymousfu2 says:
same level? she is beat…and the guy is an international superstar. her in a bikini is terrible, and that guy pulls the best tail out there…he needs to get somethin better.
to fu2ClubsRmyLifye says:
LOL 80,000!? DO the math this guy has not even been alive for 80,000 day’s! 10,000 day’s this guy has lived,started playing ball at 12 ok slash that in half. You have 5,000 so I’m guessing 1,000 MAYBE! And if he is counting girls naked that he has touched MAYBE 1 or 2 thousand. Kim is a rich Ho with a sex tape who would want to marry her? Not reggie bush, not this guy,every player should bang out as many as he can with rubber’s of course and a swept tech free room until he retires and then can raise sum Chillun’s with a girl 30-40 year’s younger. Jeeez get it right
to ClubsRmyLifyeRahm Emanuel says:
retard it is a joke…
to Rahm EmanuelChristina says:
This guy looks gay as hell…
to ChristinaAnonymous says:
And he’s banged more girls than anyone you will ever know. I don’t find that okay, however, you’re just another fool that likes to call people gay, lol, you’ll go very far in life, I applaud your stupidity, one less person to compete to get into USC (that is even if you know what USC is hahhahaha) fool.
to AnonymousJohnny Rotten says:
Of course he’s gay, he’s a Euro soccer nancy boy.
And, don’t call it football. He’d get his pansy limp wrists broke the second he stepped on a real football field playing real football.
to Johnny RottenAnonymous says:
ur an idiot.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Kim is nothing but a sl*t, every time we turn around its a new guy.
to AnonymousHUNNIE TELL U OFF says:
SO IS EVERY OTHER CELEBRITY EVEN FCKIN NIKS WIFE LMAO GOLD DIGGIN WASHED UP PUTA
to HUNNIE TELL U OFFkris says:
I honestly feel really sorry for Kim, it seems as if she can’t pick the right man to save her life. If rumors and tabloids are true and she will ready to settle down and start a family she is definitely going for the wrong guy. EW! He looks gay first of all and I personally believe Kim can find better. Is she trying to make Reggie jealous? Eghhhhh definitely picked the wrong guy. Has she given up on men and decided to play the field? Perhaps. Just wrap it up Kimmy Kim.
to krislol.... says:
He can be gay as hell, but time you mess around with a guy who has more cash than your current bf, your man will be jealous… It’s not about how much you bench press, its about how much you have in Switz bank account. This dude makes €13 million a year- How much is Reggie making?
to lol....Mister 305 says:
If KIM K was a country, she’d be Russia, a country that formerly was on top and has since been left to fade into Bolivia… yes that’s a Mike Tyson quote
to Mister 305Anonymous says:
and because shes always in a rush
rush to get famous.. took the easy way out.. rush to always stay in the tabloids…shes pathetic
to Anonymoustheskrilla says:
Dear Kim:
1. You are fat.
2. You like black dudes.
You lose in life for those two reasons, end of story.
Finally, Cristiano Who?
to theskrillaamen says:
rack this dude! awesome response! awesome!
to amenAnonymous says:
yeah, he looks like he’s FORGY but it’s hard to tell with those creepy Euro group sex’ers. He can do better and Kim is going downhill, never looked better than getting drilled from behind by Ray-J. Reggie Bush got used but at least he got his buddy Matt Leinart some Paris-tail …after her sex-tape. Man, what’s up with the Trojans and screw*ng celebs with se* tapes? no wonder they’re both underachieving in the league.
to AnonymousEARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT! says:
you mf-ers act like you were born yesterday you dumb biatches know and always knew those non-black chicks love the big black di-k! Why the hell you think black women love what they have and dont go searching for no lil pink peckers.. please black women no whats happening.. now the hwhite skanks want to run and try to fu-k all the black men .. they cant take them because the black man will forever be tied to the black woman .. wtf? his mom is black you dumb hoes!!
to EARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT!Anonymous says:
huh….i’m still waiting for the science on this purple crayon experiment to come out. playing sports, i’ve seen some white BB players in the locker room with more than enough dangling to question this myth of black supremacy down under
to Anonymousearl dukes mom says:
hes forgy, she looks like a dude, yep perfect match!!! hope they dont get AIDS : )
to earl dukes momEARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT! says:
i WOULDNT EVEN CONTAMINATE MY 13 INCH SHAFT SHOVING IT DOWN YOUR THROAT .. YOU STANKIN AZZ WHITE RAW FACE DIRTY SMAELLY IMPOSTER.. YOU MOTHER RAMS A BIG BLACK APE DI-K UP HER NASTY INFESTED HOLE.. YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR DNA BIATXH.. YOU PROBABLY GOT SOME GORILLA IN YOU HOE!!
to EARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT!Oprah says:
Do you take medicine for your Tourette’s? You’re probably due to have it increased. I decided.
to OprahEARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT! says:
YOU CRUSTY DIRTY DI-K DAD SAYS… HE WANTS A BIG BLACK ONE UP HIS NASTY DIRTY RED BUMPY ANAL!!
to EARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT!soccer is forgy says:
i bet her poon looks like a raccoon
to soccer is forgyAJ13 says:
Looks like Kim has a fetish for overrated, overpaid cleats.
to AJ13felony melony says:
Dude is hott with a bangin bod, but most gay guys are. I think it’s just the clothes that make him look a little homo. I never did think Kim K was all that. Always thought her sister Kourtney was alot prettier. Seems to me Kim has an obsession with athletes.
to felony melonyEx Lax says:
glad I put a trash bag over my monitor
to Ex LaxKyle says:
He is not worth 250 Million. He has not slept with 80,000 women. That would mean since he was a baby he slept with 9 girls each day. Safe bet around 2-5k.
to KyleAnonymous says:
wait…i posted earlier and am now drunkly checking but not replying to emails so I though I’d check the DIRTY: Christiano is likely FORGY but he is not over-rated at soccer. he might be thinking about d*ck while he “scores” but dude is worth 250mil if that’s what BEND-IT is getting from LA Galaxy. He might only be the second-best Spanish forward but the EPL has that down to a science and if they pay him, he’s worth it long-term. Soccer is more like Baseball, Renaldo will score tons more goals than most over a 10 year period…and probably bed more dudes than 8k…what, I said it.
to AnonymousAJ13 says:
He’s Portugese, not Spanish…but he does play for Real Madrid in the Spanish Primera.
to AJ13shut up says:
KIMS GORGEOUS N NOT BIG BONED , DUDE UNLIKE UR WIFEY WTF YA SHES SO HOT PLAZZ WIT A SHAGGY ASS N SKINY LEGS IM SURPISED UR BIG ASS HASNT BROKEN HERE !!!LMAO U NEED TO STOP CALLIN EVERYONE SHOMOS N FAT N BIG BONED LOOK AT UR SELF NIK
to shut upreality check says:
Soccer is the number one sport in the WORLD, furthermore I’d like to add that football is only popular in the US nowhere else so if your a typical single minded idiot who hasn’t been out of the US you would think that since its popular here that its popular everyone WRONG no one plays football except americans. To add to this Cristiano Ronaldo was just acknowledged to be the best soccer player in the world 250 million dollars for this kid is an understatement this 250 million does not include his endorsement deals or his business ventures his legs alone are insured for million by real madrid, this is a pretty huge accomplishment for someone who is only 24 years old. This guy is defiantly not a forgy he’s dated the hottest european women in the world so I believe that kardashian has no chance in hell with this dude if u compare kardashian with his ex gfs she would be even uglier than she already is no one likes a midget with a huge ass.
to reality checkAnonymous says:
well said
to Anonymousinteresting enough says:
amen
to interesting enoughEx Lax says:
not to mention they both enjoy the purple crayon’s in them
to Ex Laxcellycell says:
Why did you use that old pic of Kim? She looks nothing like that any more because of all the plastic surgery she’s had on her face. She looks like cat lady or Latoya Jackson now. She really messed her face up totally killed it…
to cellycellleesh says:
She is not fat haters!!! she’s gorgeous!
to leeshmark says:
Kim’s gonna find out that rich white guys have a LOT more options. LOL
to markDick soplenty says:
Ohhh kim is sooo gross, she fuks purple crayons . Fact look it up!!
to Dick soplentybabiednb says:
personally i think kim.k is one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen. i actually like the fact that she has a ass and big boobs. when i compare paris hilton and kim kardashian i find kim SOOO much hotter. they r the same age but kim actually look sexy. and shes lucky to get a porkchop as her bf. I have one and they are the BEST in bed. plus christiano is fcking SEXYYYYYYYYYY mmmm
to babiednbBigWhite says:
I’d nab Kim in a second given the chance.
to BigWhiteWith that much real estate on her a$$ could make a fortune.
Worst case could land my plane on it!
She’d fetch top dollar in Russia where men still need large big boned woman to work the farm!
20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
i cant judge the guy for looking a lil happy hips..the gays hit on me a lot thinking im one of them.. but im straight so he might be in the same boat as i am.. KIK K gots beautiful bj eyes and lips.. i decided.
to 20K-MILLIONAIREHonest says:
Kim is pretty…a bit chunky, but a very pretty face….and I’m a straight female. And that guy is HOT! and rich. So good for her.
to HonestEARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT! says:
i CANT BELIEVE THE BIATCH GOT FAMOUS FOR ROCKING A FAKE ASS BLACK WOMANS ASS!! WHAT A IMPOSTER.. JUST LIKE THESE NASTY DIRTY NO LIFE (I HAVE TO COME TO A BLOG) TO GET MY RACISM ON.. WELL I COME AND GET MY ON TOO BECAUSE I CANT STAND NONE OF YOU WHITE MF-ERS! ONE DAY BIATCH ONE DAY!!
to EARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT!EARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT! says:
i THOUGHT WHITE MEN DIDNT FU-K BEHIND BLACK MEN.. PLEASE.. YOU MF-ERS COULDNT WAIT TO GET TO THAT BIATCH! ALL THAT CRAP WHEN SHE WAS WITH REGGIE ABOUT HOW FINE SHE IS.. WELL LETS SEE YOU HIT ON THE B NOW.. SHE FREE.. REGGIE DONE WHUPPED THE OLE RED PU–Y UP AND STRETCHED THAT MUG TO KINGDOM COME .. SO GO FOR IT!! I SEE WHY YOU DONT WANT THEM BACK AFTER BLACK MEN.. IT WOULD BE LIKE OPENING THE WINDOW AND FU-KING THE WORLD! HA!
to EARL DUKE IS THE BEST AND ALL YOU IMPOSTERS CAN KISS IT!Jenna says:
She is very pretty and shes lost alot of weight. If she lost 10 more lbs Id think shed look great. She will always have a huge ass. Seems like alot of guys like that cartoon sort of look. If those two got together , if played out right, that would be like a Beckham& Posh type unione
to JennaDman says:
Kim, I saw your little porn film you did a few years back and let me tell you a simple fact. You’re terrible in bed. What guy is going to want to stay with you when you are that lame in bed. Plus do you think anyone wants to wake up to that plastic surgery face ? Seriously kim watch some real porn and get a clue. Guys want action in bed and you are far from action. Zzzzzzz
to Dmanamayda:) says:
hahaha!! well cristiano is fcking sexyy no lie but Kim Kardahshian is a straight up slut and goes around all the tiime!! wtf she is basically a slut!!!LOL
to amayda:)once u go black ur wack says:
my opinion.
to once u go black ur wackAnonymous says:
HAHA
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Nik also like fatties look who he is with. Looks like someone always eating taco bell. What degenerate trash.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
this site is fcking stupid. I’m goin outside.
to Anonymous. says:
This pic of Kim was from back when she looked armenian. She doesn’t look this anymore. Now she looks caucasian and like a clone of her mother. Also, I don’t think Kim K was ever dating this guy. I think she just wanted her name associated with Christiano because he is internationally known and Kim wants to be world famous.
to .uhm says:
he seems very for the gays- likes to talk a big game but i have doubts…
to uhmCali says:
Haha… some say he is gay… I think he just likes to get laid by whoever he can guy/girl… Kim your taste SUCKS!
to Caliasu says:
I have seen her in person…she is really tiny
to asuvegasgal says:
Kim is not fat, and used to be really beautiful before she ruined her face with all that plastic surgery, she looks like a cat now. As far her dating this soccer guy, it’s more for publicity than anything else,so she knows this guy isn’t gonna settle down.
to vegasgalAnonymous says:
he will never get hotter than kim kardashian! She’s friken smokin, all girls should have a bit of meat, why would a guy prefer to fck a pole
to AnonymousSL says:
lol @ some of you redneck racist ass backwoods ‘tards. According to some of you idiots, the skinny ass overtanned bro-hoes you like are soooooo hot, right? Sure, buddies. You schmucks wouldn’t know what the f*ck to do with yourselves if you even had a chance at something like her. Nerds. hahaha
to SLDr. DipSh!T says:
Well said..
to Dr. DipSh!TMoney Man says:
Thank you very much for that wonderful article
to Money ManJ says:
At least he’s not black
to JAnonymous says:
Kim is a gold digging whore, but you losers on this site would still sleep with her. Glad Reggie dropped her no good ass.
to AnonymousAnd ask that bitch made mofo she is now dating how does Reggie and Ray J’s dick taste??
T says:
This DUDE is the kind of Jack-Ass I love to hunt and KILL… Ohhhh Sht… Thats terrible….
to TFckin’ Losers… And thats said with a smile…. My friends….
T
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