THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, so this is Liz R*zo. She was so honored to be crowned miss palm beach tan LOL! All you have to do is work at a salon and next think you know you could win a pageant! I really wish she would invest in a nose job and stop with the sharpie eyebrows and mac forcefield. What do you think nik? Would you if you were stranded in Wichita?
Answer: No, besides the fact I would never be stranded in Wichita because I have no idea where that is… she is more like Miss REFUND Gap Palm Beach.
wow says:
wow the new interface is gay
to wowSmalls says:
She is hot.
to SmallsDaddy says:
The new site SUCKS!!!!!
to Daddyhogs says:
train don’t run out of Wichita lessen yer a hog or a steer
to hogsAnonymous says:
I like the new site bitches
to AnonymousTJ says:
I grew up in Wichita and can say that she is a goddess in that burg.
to TJwhat the says:
she looks old….
to what theHatersmakemehappy says:
Are you freaking Kidding me? LIZ RIZO is freaking sexy as hell. Whoever put this post of her up is prolly a jealous fat Bitch … i love LIz …. Fawk all the haters thats why she gets paid to do shit ……. JEALOUS ass FEMALES get a life !
to Hatersmakemehappywow says:
LIz is hot … whoever posted this shi is very jealous and prolly a fat hoe!
to wowAnonymous says:
she doesn’t have a refund gap, the bikini just seperates them, they look to small to be fake anyway.
to AnonymousIlickpuss says:
She looks like trash! Hate the eyebrows and orange skin. Why do chicks think it’s hot to have huge white marks underneath their eyes?
to IlickpussMmm says:
They think it tells us where to leave the baby paste.
Know what? They’re right….drop them loads fellas!
to MmmROID MONSTER says:
She must be a Jew, look at that jew “hook” nose.
to ROID MONSTERMoveOva says:
not cool Roid Monster, not at all
to MoveOvaand why did you give yourself that name? is it cuz your junk shriveled up so much after using “roids’? makes sense, good job
The Waco Kid says:
It was Planet Beach, not palm Beach, and she is so beat a homeless guy on viagra couldn’t get it up for her. Her eyes are 2 miles apart just like her pancake boobies. She poked the Planet Beach director enough times that they gave her the crown. She is a joke IN WICHITA let alone anywhere else. In fact any pageant that has Caroline Bernier & Larry McKellips running it is in trouble from the get go. She got axed by Hawaiian Tropic and he got kicked out of the Miss USA pageant. Liz go back to your trailer and take care of your 3 kids!!!
to The Waco KidFrom the person who knows who's posting these says:
You’re such an insecure person that you spend your time insulting this beautiful girl. You spend your time obsessing over her because your so jealous. She’s beautiful the way she is – inside & out. You on the other hand, are a petty little hater who’s rotting away with envy. Karma is coming your way.
to From the person who knows who's posting theseAnonymous says:
nik your a f*g arnt you
to Anonymousniks gay says:
honestly i dont think nik has ever said he would bang a girl put on this website… notice how no1 ever asks him if he would fck a guy post on this? i think some1 should try it cuz if nik wouldnt fck this girl, its becuz hes a raging HOMO
to niks gayAnonymous says:
F*ck ths new site!
to Anonymousel lax says:
she can trap some skins with danial boone
to el laxAussie says:
Hot….very tappable
to AussieJoe says:
Butterface!
to JoeOrangeKush says:
This trick is nasty! She wears way too much makeup and is of orange race
to OrangeKushEyebrow Patrol says:
Her eyebrows are scaring me! Why does she draw them like that? She looks so harsh
to Eyebrow PatrolTake it from me says:
She is not a model. What is this girl thinking? and I don’t think anyone’s ever heard of that “pageant”
to Take it from meAnonymous says:
Her modeling face is probably the same face she makes when she is taking a fat dump.
to Anonymousanonymous says:
I LOVE THE SECOND PHOTO! Gorgeous. Perfection.
to anonymousBuffaloAjax says:
Which alien from Avatar is she in the bottom pick?
to BuffaloAjaxMe says:
I know her, she is a great girl…and works hard-deserves all the credit she does receive. And she is absolutely beautiful. I don’t see why people bash and bash on people…she is doing something and getting somewhere in her life. And if you don’t know a thing about the person, don’t write about them. She is who she is and that’s that…back up. If you knew anything about her…you wouldn’t be saying anything about her.
to MeAnonymous says:
Hooked-up with her one night. Great body but a cold fish fck. What a waste. Too bad……
to Anonymousshockerguy says:
quit writing stuff about her being pretty 7 going somewhere. She is in Wichita and this aint the place to be if your a 31 year old model. Everyone in Wichita knows shes half a horse. No boobs, butter face, but sleeps with pageant directors supposedly. Its a zero pageant, and this chick has got 3 kids. Quit trying to be a model and instead be a model Mom. ‘Nuff said.
to shockerguyAnonymous says:
Very pretty
to AnonymousNigmund Freud says:
She’s not that good looking, too old to make it in the modeling industry and, just because she tells you she’s “going somewhere” doesn’t make it the case. Most of the girls that win or are in these types of pageants make it to one of two places: 1. In an old trout’s pants and get knocked up for child support or 2. The porn industry…
She does have a very handsome jawline, though. Hot for Witchita, KS but not hot for the rest of the world. I love women today with their delusions of grandeur. Makes for great blog fodder.
to Nigmund Freud? says:
You would think with after three kids she would have bigger t*ts. It’s obvious photoshop took place in the top picture for her body so why not throw some DDs in there
to ?NikkiSweets says:
A model? I feel sorry for the people in Wichita. I bet she is bangin for that town and probably applied for maxims hometown hotties but didn’t make it past the first cut
to NikkiSweetsAnonymous says:
Hatin ass bitches…….
to AnonymousYoungster says:
I love the picture where she seems to be holding on to that mailorder wig so it won’t blow off her pear shaped head..
to YoungsterWhat? says:
Is this a joke? She can’t be serious! Looks like she was born a man.
to What?LOL says:
You hatin ass Bitches in Wichita are funny! She’s hot no matter where she is so hey Scotch Girls, you ugly ass bitches can make up all u want on Liz Rizo – Let me break it down: She’s hot – You’re not! Haters!!! Ba ha ha ha ha. Keep lying about her if it makes u feel better, you don’t compare ugly ass SCOTCH & SIRLOIN HATIN BITCHES!
to LOLScotch&SirloinLADY says:
F*ck off “lol”. Liz is a laughing stock of Wichita. You know how many business men we get a day and we have all heard stories of how this grandma has been around the block. She may seem sweet but she is the worst of the worst. She kills them with kindness. She stole from her best friend 5 years ago who is a hairdresser and he said that when he was doing her hair he went to fix drinks and she jacked all the cash he made that day. Speaking of her hair it is disgusting. That color is ashy and her extensions need a makeover. If I were her I would stop investing in lipo and hair and get a nose job and fix those brows!
to Scotch&SirloinLADYEnoughalready says:
Would people please stop using the “Scotch” in the quotes above?! Scotch lady represents one person personal opinion not the entire staff or clientele. Who’s writing or posting this up… Christy Ns? I know more people that love and appreciate Liz than who dislike her, so please do not speak on behalf of others and speak for yourself only. Oh and don’t run up and kiss ass when she’s out because your probably the same bitch who’s a groupie to the face and a coward behind the keyboard. Love you Lizzie
to Enoughalreadygoestothescotch says:
You ladies of the Scotch …..are jealous because Liz made better tips!
to goestothescotchreally?? says:
People stop speaking on behalf of all “Scotch” employees and clientele. There is still a lot of love for Liz at the Scotch and in Wichita. Bet you same people writing about Liz or S & S are all smiles in person because there cowards one on one but now have all the bravado behind the keyboard. Shameless lames that only can talk crap behind a screen name.
to really??Anonymous says:
I def would Jerk my Gherkin to that any day> SHWING!!!!!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
This Site is SAD! Liz is a beautiful young woman who is a great mother! You know nothing about her nor her life! No one is perfect but she has a heart of gold, she is loyal to her friends and she models for a living because she provide well doing it! All you be so lucky to be half the person or have the looks she does! …..Haters are so sad!!
to AnonymousSETH FLOYD says:
Liz is a hottie and very sweet, Just like my gf that was put on this site. I wish i could findout who does this BS. Id whoop that ass til you people couldnt see straight! People need too grow the *uck up, Seriously its pathetic. Your a bunch of jealous haters!!
to SETH FLOYDAnonymous says:
It was miss planet beach, and she has 2 kids! Quit hating your only making her more famous:) And obviously dont know her or your facts would be right…. LIZ YOU ROCK! Love ya girl
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Liz is really sweet……..keep shining Liz!!! always so many haters!!! you must be doing something right!!!
to Anonymousbig thangs says:
o the things i would do! skeet !!!skeet !!!skeet!!!
to big thangsAnonymous says:
That first girl posing in front of the beach looks like a skeleton. Not a good pose for her.
to AnonymousWest High says:
Liz was sweet as hell in high school. She let some hood rats knock her up . . . . but she still looks good. Its probably about time to hang it up though, a little old to be an “aspiring” model!
to West HighAnonymous says:
she got decrowned
to Anonymous