My Neighbor Britt
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my neighbor Britt, I’ve been trying to get with her months, btt it ain’t happening for her. I guess im not naturally hot as she is. She never wears makeup at all, I see her at the beach & I almost jizz in my pants. +2′s would definitely bring her up a few points, but i think she’s fine as she is. Nik, I wanted to ask you if you had any ideas how I can close this deal? I mean she lives right next door that be the ultimate neighbor. So Nik if you can, please help me out. Thanks man. DA for Life.
Offer her drugs or walk around the house pretending to be on important business calls, seems like she would fall for some lame 30k maneuvers like that.- nik
“She never wears makeup at all” well she is wearing it in both pics so…….
hahahaha, no kidding… rule one, if you are claiming not to do something, don’t send in pics doing just that
hahaha. seriously. how much mascara does one person need?
truth! her face is a different color from the rest of her body
selfpost
This sounds like a self post for sure!
WTF, this girl is from Maui, but lives in Seattle…Fag, whoever posted this of my girlfriend!!!
Self post!
is she throwing up the shocker?? lol
why wont she show her face from the front?