No One Takes Her Seriously



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lady gaga wannabe is Lauren L. Another of the wealthy UM students of Coral Gables. She loves the limelight. This tramp has nothing to do with the time daddy buys her, so all she does is drink, smoke cigs, and take hundreds of pictures of her worthless friends at the club. Hoping she’ll land one of her wealthy male friends one day. This girl goes out of her way with her Photoshop abilities to try and hide that hideous acne ridden face of hers. Lauren, its time for a reality check. Nobody takes you seriously. You’re only lying to yourself in those pictures.
She is not that good at photoshop or else she would fix that beak.- nik













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WTF is with the sideways pics Nik, is JV to stupid to rotate them?
Skank, UM sucks
Why do all hot bitches have to smoke cigs?
I hate that!
Agree: Ciggys are foul!
whoever wrote this is a worthless piece of shi with NO life and filled with jealousy inside.. it’s sad, honestly.. i feel so bad for you little girl…
She needs to fix that Jew nose. I bet she can smell a sandwich two blocks away.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
id suck on her nose
Nose sux…..not to mention mommy and daddy money doesn’t make HER wealthy. If that gets cut off, shes a cutter rat.
i think she’s really pretty. and nothing wrong with her nose. poster don’t be mad that your man thinks she’s hotter than you
don’t let the haters bring you down.
dont let the haters bring you down
Isn’t that the guy with her on here to? The tittle is: Mr. Too Good To Be True?
Yeah she deffinately needs to fix her beak and get some +2′s
hahahahah forsure funniest one ive read…
i always thought people were being stupid when their defense was saying “wowww you must be jealous,” but seriously? lauren’s beautiful, dresses really well, and is living THE life. hah, so have a nice day
whatever. this girl is gorgeous.
haha this girl has one of the most perfect “beaks” i’ve ever seen…
your all ridiculous. She has a normal nose..and she’s pretty
whoever posted this is clearly a hater! everybody goes and and has fun….. this girl is beautiful, doesnt need a nose job by any means, and you are just really jealous! (and you have way too much time on your hands)
Just another ugly UM chick. Even her best days wouldn’t beat the worst days for the ugliest chicks at UF!
i know her personally and she is a really nice girl? what did she ever do to you?
so i always thought it was lame when people responded to insults like “OMG not true you’re just jealous!” but seriously…? lauren is gorgeous, dresses so well, and is living THE life. hahaha so haters, you can hate, you’ll never have what she has so it’s kind of pathetic.
also, i went to school with lauren for yeeears and trust me, her nose is actually insanely cute.
whoever sent this in, sorry that you’re THAT jealous of lauren that you need to submit her to a random gossip website…you should work on that. it’s not a good look
Whoever wrote this must just be jealous, that girl is gorgeous!!! I don’t blame you, i would be jealous to if i was around a hotter richer girl then me. Stop Hating!
She is definitely hot!!!!
shes really pretty…and her nose is perfect…r u ppl delusional?
I think she needs to turn back to a HE so that nose would look appropriate again
poster is an idiot, obviously.
I agree, she shines, but needs to lose the ciggy!
Let me guess, she is originally from Long Island or Jersey, right? Those chicks always have loads of $$$, but aren’t cute until after several procedures.
ok yea shes not the ugliest girl but you guys have to feel bad for her to actually say shes beautiful RELAX… shes ok and its true her pictures have so much photoshop its ridiculous
Is she really Jewish? I never saw anything that hot in my temple on the High Holy Days…
HAHA true story
Hey Lauren….you have so much money why don’t you buy yourself a new face? & a new body too? Whoever posted this is hilarious & I give them props because this girl is super annoying & her & her crew go to the club “keeping it classy” but they smoke cigs. It’s not classy, you and your little group of friends are all alcoholic, druggies, & not to mention trust fund babies that only got accepted into The U because of the money not because they’re smart. Smh these people are not going to go anywhere in life…what’s going to happen when daddy’s money runs out? No ones going to want to in there group Lauren
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BABY, YOU SCREAAAAAAM JEALOUSY! I feel so bad for you and your petty petty education.
Jealous? Of what? There’s nothing that I could be jealous about. Lauren is disgusting & so are all her friend including yourself
The poster put this up on a saturday night.. while your were at home on your computer thinking of people to hate on cause your too fat and ugly to have a group of friends normal people go out and have fun. and you obviously have a thing for victor b. since u love to rag on his girls. to bad he doesnt even know u exist fatty. get out of miami and go back to milking cows in nebraska
no, you moron, she’s not from long island or jersey. guessing where people are from is probably the only “talent” of yours, so you might want to brush up on your skills.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN FOR PUTTING THIS UP. are you kidding me? this website needs to stop. stop talking shi about other people…especially pubically this this.
Definitely hot!
Wtf is up with the Dirty – I hate the new have to open every f*cking post (hidden 2nd page on) and the comment section sucks now as well – make it easy to use the way it use to be.
this is quite stupid.. whoever keeps posting these things is obviously jealous of this group of girls and is pretty pathetic!
i know lauren personally she is actually a very nice girl and what is it to you what she does with her time or money?! you clearly have nothing better to do if you are on this website talking sitt…. take your own advice and go do something with your life
I think she is HOT like Nikki knows a thing or two on beauty his gf looks like miss piggy whore.
I bet half of the posts above are this girl defending herself.
LOL and shes calling other girls fat? Lose some weight yourself, Lauren, you fat ass!
Fake tan, bushy eyebrows, HUGE beak nose, pizza face. money isnt everything.
This chick is fcking hot. God damn you people are haters…
for the record I dont go out every saturday because I dont need to get drunk every night and see the same ppl in the clubs and the same exact scene of miami….plus i dont drink the night before a shoot….ppl who feel the need to go out everynight are insecure and cant handle being alone with themselves bc they cant stand being alone with there boring insecure self….
i like her she makes me laugh
pizzabox
this website is fcking ridiculous
HOLY shi! I met this girl at an FIU fraternity party and two of my boys fcked her i didn’t know she was a rich bitch. lol nice ass though.
haha doubtful. i know this chick she dsnt fck. she also doesnt go to frat parties…shes only into the club…one of those…all these rich chicks are the same…