THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m writing about Ashley R, a broke down chick from Nanaimo, BC who thinks she’s a ridiculously hot model. As you can see from her gorgeous pictures, she’s right. Who wouldn’t want to hire her to model?! I mean the face, the body, the tattoos! Oh and you’re reading that correctly, she has a tramp stamp that says What doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger. Pure class. When I have a little girl I want her to grow up to be as delusional as this creature. I’ve heard about many a train being run on her too!
She looks like the hottest chick in VanDirty for sure. Don’t they all look like that above the state of Washington?- nik
Jericho says:
Yeah, its ridiculous that anyone thinks this chick is hot, she’s NOT, not even close.
to JerichoAnonymous says:
whats her number?
to AnonymousYour a homo and your ass is leaking shi says:
your close to cummin sum liquid shi
to Your a homo and your ass is leaking shipothead says:
nik this chick is as ugly as your wife.
to potheadShe's a man, bb. says:
If I was hitting this from behind, which is the only way that I’d hit it, I would take comfort in the fact that the anal didn’t kill her it would make her stronger…but I don’t think she could be any stronger, or handsome. She has a jawline like Paul Bunyan.
to She's a man, bb.Anonymous says:
EEEWWWW wtf is THAT!!!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Wow that’s a ugly tranny
to Anonymousum says:
Nanaimo is a tiny city on a tiny ISLAND……this chick IS hot for there, LOL.
to umstudly hungwell says:
Steve Nash and Pamela Anderson are from this “tiny Island” you retard
to studly hungwellisland girl says:
Fck you, um, just cuz your city might be bigger doesnt mean you’re any smarter! and I wouldnt call 100,000 people a ‘tiny’ city. your obviously an unimformed ignorant loser and there’s lots of beautiful and amazing people in our little city so go fck yourself, cuz thats probably the only option you’ve got.
to island girlRW says:
This chick is freaking disgusting. To say that all of us up here in Vancouver look even remotely like her is just pure ignorance. There are lots of beautiful girls in Vancouver.
And Nik’s wife is georgous. Comparing the two is just your weak attempt at trying to sound funny.
to RWRegardless of her looks, if you ever watched any show she was on, you would know she is more attractive for her personality PLUS looks. Not only is she sexy, but shes funny and she comes off as the type of girl who can be your best friend (as a girl) or a guys girl. So I give Nik credit. Shes beautiful both inside and out.
Its pretty obvious anyone commenting on her is clearly jealous.
Your a homo and your ass is leaking shi says:
Shut the fck up and choke on my fat cock bitch
to Your a homo and your ass is leaking shimmm says:
for some reason looking at this thing really makes me crave a wonka bar.
to mmmlooks like a legit oompa loompa in the face! i would pay money to see it lathered in orange body paint
Anonymous says:
Buddy, we are known for our looks up here in Van–>or Canada for that matter..all you have down there are obese, slutted out yankees!
to AnonymousEW says:
EW
to EWahaha says:
theres something really wrong with her face??? eyebrows too close to her eyes?? wayy too big of forehead?? lolol i dunno its like an accident, i cant stop staring
to ahahaGREEEEEEEE says:
Who posted up Downtown Stacey Br*wn AGAIN?
to GREEEEEEEEI didn’t know she ever dressed like a female. HMMMMMMMMM
F says:
She has Blew eyes…One blew left and one blew right…wow
to FNanGirl says:
Hahaha ya ok she’s pretty disgusting and manly looking. But just wanted to say that I’m from Nanaimo and helllll no we don’t all look like THAT! =/ haha
to NanGirlShut up lol says:
HaHa ya right!! coked out Nanaimo is gross!!! lol full of gutter whores!
to Shut up lolDanny says:
Why is that typically ugly American girl holding up a Canadian flag? Everyone knows that Canadian girls are hot, so this has to be fake.
to Dannywtf is this? says:
why does this tranny holding a canadian flag?
to wtf is this?someone plz shoot down this ouuuugly ass zebra
really? says:
harsh self-post
to really?ROTARYROCKET says:
First of all, I know this chick, and all you people are being Ridiculous. Id say the person who posted this bullsht I a drugged out sknk whore that has some issues with her own self confidence, trying to bring other people down. As for all you other people posting on this fckin ridiculous website, some sht is wrong with you guys bashing people on the net. In a different setting, all you fcks would get you’re heads kicked in.
to ROTARYROCKETWOWWWWWWWWOOOOWWWW says:
this is a fcking joke right??? hot??? omg wow i love it how so many hot models get posted on here and get called fat ugly etc… and this is the one fcking chick that nick agrees to being hot wow im speechless that just shows how fcked up this site is. omg nick please post a fcking pic of your ugly mug because im sure everyone would love to see how handsome you are…hahha i litterally just pukeeeeeeeeeeed im my mouth.
to WOWWWWWWWWOOOOWWWWyuck says:
just as gross as shayne lamas
to yuckboth have fcked up eye browns that arent the same colour as the hair on there heads
nik richie just lost all his credibility on this one!
I think all girls know he is really out of his mind at this point…..like are you shitting me with this chick?
Chris Rock says:
This must be a joke!!!
to Chris RockRed Carpet makes me Hard says:
Hey Gonzo! lol I hope you light your fist on fire then ass fist fck yourself to hell! you ultra short ugly hamster looking fish face FAT faggot! buhahahahaha!!! your midget coked out bitch is pretty fcked up looking too! lol lol get a fckin life buddy
to Red Carpet makes me HardYour a homo and your ass is leaking shi says:
BAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!
to Your a homo and your ass is leaking shiI'm in love with the coke heads that posted this says:
It looks like somebody sht on Andrea’s face..are those actually tits u have Andrea? I can’t really tell under all your saggy arm fat closing in on your chest! lol Note to self….u may wanna hide your nasty, double chin fb photos lmao
to I'm in love with the coke heads that posted thisNik says:
Look at that horseface, she looks like an eastern european man
to Nikkelsey wells the kunt says:
im such a ogar and have bug eyes! im a witch
to kelsey wells the kuntkelsey wells the kunt says:
me and you look like twins! but im uglier as hell and have std!
to kelsey wells the kuntkelsey wells the kunt says:
and i have herpes and camel toes! im a slut
to kelsey wells the kuntkelsey wells the kunt says:
i graded from kilarney in 2001 and im a goofbitch!
to kelsey wells the kuntanonymous says:
this girl may have wronged you but she is a sweetheart and a good friend for 14 years. your all really big men for tearing her apart on the internet, i hope karma fuks with yall for insulting her.
to anonymous