San Diego’s Wanna Be Paris Hilton

May 19, 2010 San Diego, The Dirty 224

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is “paris the barbie” as you can see from the pictures she is just a mess, she claims to be this “model” when she’s like 3 feet tall, and looks like this, seriously delusional, she also claims to be italian, when shes clearly as mexican as they come, her parents can’t even speak english! It doesnt matter how much you die your hair blonde, you’re still a burrito eater. Im putting this chick on blast because I feel she needs a reality check, she’s not hot, or smart and she’s not in the mafia hahaha and she hangs out with Julia Bond, the “porn star” gross, and she has a clothing line ahahaah what?, “paris” claims to be rich and plastic well sweetie you have a long way to go to be hot, an no, no one wants to be like you!

It is kind of like DRD- 1 out of every 3 people has a STD and 1 out of every chick thinks they are a “model”.- nik