She Calls Her Self A Model


THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, this new “Model” claims to be new to the area, just moved to Chicago. She is trying to get her face (and apparently, body) out there, in the local Modeling Websites. These are the pictures she posted. I am not sure what to think of this Scary looking Thing.  Nik I wonder if people like her have any friends?  like who would really let a good friend of theirs do this to themselves right?

I think she should audition for Project Runway… she could win.  Tyra Decided.- nik


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  1. May 28, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Sending this in is like laughing at a retarded person. Pretty mean

    Reply to Anonymous
  2. May 28, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    B says:

    OMG! We have found big foot!

    Reply to B
  3. May 28, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    dirtygirl says:

    wtf…why!?

    Reply to dirtygirl
  4. May 28, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    The Landscaper... says:

    Hey wait sec!!! That’s my wife!! She’s supposed to be landscaping all that brush behind her and not taking incredibly sexy pics like this..

    Reply to The Landscaper...
  5. May 28, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    loulou says:

    this can not be real. we’re being punked. ashton is going to jump out of the folds of her knee fat and put this to bed.

    Reply to loulou
  6. May 28, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    Anonymous says:

    So very scary and disorienting. She looks like a creature from Middle Earth.

    Reply to Anonymous
  7. May 28, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    baybay says:

    Its americas next top model nik not project runway. Lol

    Reply to baybay
  8. May 28, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    hahahah says:

    hahahah

    what a fkn disaster.

    Reply to hahahah
  9. May 28, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    j to the mothafukn K says:

    wtf? I submit dirt on a hot cum dumpster blonde in newport and sh!t doesn’t get posted but this skankopatomus does? b.s! This is the ugliest b!tch i’ve ever sean on this site! C’mon Nik, why post this garbage?

    Reply to j to the mothafukn K
  10. May 28, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    Youngster says:

    At first when I saw the picture I laughed.
    But then the more I looked at that body, the more I wanted it.
    If I had that body NOBODY would ever kick sand in my face at the beach again.

    Reply to Youngster
  11. May 28, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Chica says:

    Egads woman! Put some clothes on before I go blind!

    Reply to Chica
  12. May 28, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Dick Dasterdly says:

    What we have here is a Chicago “Dime Piece”!

    Reply to Dick Dasterdly
  13. May 28, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    Anonymous says:

    is she nucking futs or what? i guess she is considered hot in the barrio she came from in Mexico. but here in the USA she is pretty gross

    Reply to Anonymous
  14. May 28, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Foghorn Longhorn says:

    Unfortunately I just finished eating just before I saw this “thing.” WTF! This kind of trash shouldn’t be published anywhere!!!

    Reply to Foghorn Longhorn
  15. May 28, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Vic says:

    That thing never worked out a day in her life. I wonder why girls think they can be models these days.

    Reply to Vic
  16. May 28, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    MSP says:

    Now thats what I call pear shaped!

    Reply to MSP
  17. May 28, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Well, if it is late and I’m baked off my ass, I’d hit it and not tell anyone.

    Reply to Anonymous
  18. May 28, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Sad says:

    Wow. Now that is just sad.

    Reply to Sad
  19. May 28, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    Anonymous says:

    this is a joke right I would never buy anything this chick wore or was wearing to advertize as a model…

    Reply to Anonymous
  20. May 28, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    CantonChris says:

    damn…she is gross. thats all I can say.

    Reply to CantonChris
  21. May 28, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    A Scandalous Beyotch says:

    Ummm…model…perhaps yes. For the before of SPANX. ughhhhh

    Reply to A Scandalous Beyotch
  22. May 28, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    nik says:

    Tyra is part of Americas next top model, not Project Runway.

    Reply to nik
  23. May 28, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    blondie says:

    this is the most horrifying scene i’ve ever witnessed in my entire life.. Cant she even put on a smile?

    Reply to blondie
  24. May 28, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    lovely says:

    HA,HA,HA

    Reply to lovely
  25. May 28, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Politico Pablo says:

    A model for the visually impaired?

    Reply to Politico Pablo
  26. May 28, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Whitney says:

    WTF? That’s all I can say…I mean…I think it’s great when women have confidence even if they aren’t your typical cookie cutter hottie. But this takes confidence to a whole new level. Some guy has told this poor girl she’s beautiful one too many times to get in her pants and she’s taken it WAY to seriously. Do everyone a favor and cover up sweetie. Your reminding me of a female sasquatch out trying to get some tail. YuCk

    Reply to Whitney
  27. May 28, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    stefan says:

    real SGM

    Reply to stefan
  28. May 28, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    Psst Hey Meester says:

    Its nice to see a gorilla’s are coming back in numbers.

    Reply to Psst Hey Meester
  29. May 28, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    icepeencone says:

    wrong show Nik, it’s America’s Next Top Model. Project Runway is about designing clothes.

    Reply to icepeencone
  30. May 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    the decider says:

    of course she’s a model,
    seen here modellig a four person tent.

    Reply to the decider
  31. May 28, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    wooow says:

    is this real? this has to be a joke. i would never wear, buy or own anything this thing would model. she is all honesty should not be wearing outfits like that, thats so wrong!

    Reply to wooow
  32. May 28, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    ty ty says:

    hopefully whoever took these pics left that troll behind in the woods and are laughing at their successful post this very second. ;)

    Reply to ty ty
  33. May 28, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    jtt63 says:

    perhaps, and i’m going out on a limb here, she may model for depends adult diapers. i’m just saying.

    Reply to jtt63
  34. May 28, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    Anonymous says:

    project runway? i think what you meant was americas next top model.
    PR is about designers, ANTM is where tyra and her forehead reign supreme.

    Reply to Anonymous
  35. May 28, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    Miller Man says:

    I would hit that…. Get her on all fours….and make her scream

    Reply to Miller Man
  36. May 28, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    CHRI$CAIN says:

    I never knew Blimpie had dancers.

    Reply to CHRI$CAIN
  37. May 28, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    Buc2th says:

    I think she should audition for Project Runway… she could win… As The Runway

    Reply to Buc2th
  38. May 29, 2010 at 1:49 am

    LMAOO!!! says:

    Her face is the same length as her freaking torso!

    Reply to LMAOO!!!
  39. May 29, 2010 at 4:36 am

    Twin Lightning Bolts says:

    STF – y’all are haters. That sh!t looks good!!

    We are talking ’bout the trees right??

    Reply to Twin Lightning Bolts
  40. May 29, 2010 at 6:01 am

    Grecasmash says:

    SHE SHOULD POSE AS A DEAD BODY

    Reply to Grecasmash
  41. May 29, 2010 at 7:23 am

    nj gurl says:

    i think you mean america’s next top model, not project runway…:) xo xo

    Reply to nj gurl
  42. May 29, 2010 at 7:46 am

    Canuck says:

    I’m a bit confused.
    1. Project Runway is for DESIGNING clothes not modelling them
    2. The host is Heidi Klum

    So I believe you meant America’s Next Top with Tyra Banks.

    Try to proof read.

    Reply to Canuck
  43. May 29, 2010 at 8:11 am

    y2 says:

    a pygmy in the woods

    Reply to y2
  44. May 29, 2010 at 8:26 am

    Anonymous says:

    My Eyes!

    Reply to Anonymous
  45. May 29, 2010 at 8:48 am

    Anonymous says:

    what does she model, Shoes or gloves perhaps hockey masks?

    Reply to Anonymous
  46. May 29, 2010 at 9:06 am

    widebuffalo says:

    Okay, I don’t get it. What is the level of raw ego or plain insanity that would motivate this person to humiliate herself? If this is a display of self esteem, it is completely misdirected. She has also opened herself to criticism, some of which could become viscious. And for what purpose?

    Reply to widebuffalo
  47. May 29, 2010 at 10:21 am

    The Guinea says:

    That’s a hole lot of ugly right there…If that was my kid I would have let her loose in the back yard and chased her around with a shot gun like the animal she is.

    Reply to The Guinea
  48. May 29, 2010 at 10:51 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    ATM all day baby!!

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  49. May 29, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    mike says:

    nasty

    Reply to mike
  50. May 29, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    ChocoFool says:

    ill ram her

    Reply to ChocoFool

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