THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, this new “Model” claims to be new to the area, just moved to Chicago. She is trying to get her face (and apparently, body) out there, in the local Modeling Websites. These are the pictures she posted. I am not sure what to think of this Scary looking Thing. Nik I wonder if people like her have any friends? like who would really let a good friend of theirs do this to themselves right?
I think she should audition for Project Runway… she could win. Tyra Decided.- nik




Anonymous says:
Sending this in is like laughing at a retarded person. Pretty mean
to AnonymousB says:
OMG! We have found big foot!
to BAnonymous says:
So Hot!
to Anonymousdirtygirl says:
wtf…why!?
to dirtygirlThe Landscaper... says:
Hey wait sec!!! That’s my wife!! She’s supposed to be landscaping all that brush behind her and not taking incredibly sexy pics like this..
to The Landscaper...loulou says:
this can not be real. we’re being punked. ashton is going to jump out of the folds of her knee fat and put this to bed.
to loulouAnonymous says:
So very scary and disorienting. She looks like a creature from Middle Earth.
to Anonymousbaybay says:
Its americas next top model nik not project runway. Lol
to baybayhahahah says:
hahahah
what a fkn disaster.
to hahahahj to the mothafukn K says:
wtf? I submit dirt on a hot cum dumpster blonde in newport and sh!t doesn’t get posted but this skankopatomus does? b.s! This is the ugliest b!tch i’ve ever sean on this site! C’mon Nik, why post this garbage?
to j to the mothafukn KYoungster says:
At first when I saw the picture I laughed.
to YoungsterBut then the more I looked at that body, the more I wanted it.
If I had that body NOBODY would ever kick sand in my face at the beach again.
Chica says:
Egads woman! Put some clothes on before I go blind!
to ChicaDick Dasterdly says:
What we have here is a Chicago “Dime Piece”!
to Dick DasterdlyAnonymous says:
is she nucking futs or what? i guess she is considered hot in the barrio she came from in Mexico. but here in the USA she is pretty gross
to AnonymousFoghorn Longhorn says:
Unfortunately I just finished eating just before I saw this “thing.” WTF! This kind of trash shouldn’t be published anywhere!!!
to Foghorn LonghornVic says:
That thing never worked out a day in her life. I wonder why girls think they can be models these days.
to VicMSP says:
Now thats what I call pear shaped!
to MSPAnonymous says:
Well, if it is late and I’m baked off my ass, I’d hit it and not tell anyone.
to Anonymousb.c. girl says:
hahahahahah!!
to b.c. girlSad says:
Wow. Now that is just sad.
to SadAnonymous says:
this is a joke right I would never buy anything this chick wore or was wearing to advertize as a model…
to AnonymousCantonChris says:
damn…she is gross. thats all I can say.
to CantonChrisA Scandalous Beyotch says:
Ummm…model…perhaps yes. For the before of SPANX. ughhhhh
to A Scandalous Beyotchnik says:
Tyra is part of Americas next top model, not Project Runway.
to nikblondie says:
this is the most horrifying scene i’ve ever witnessed in my entire life.. Cant she even put on a smile?
to blondieb.c. girl says:
leave her alone thats her “sexy” face
to b.c. girllovely says:
HA,HA,HA
to lovelyPolitico Pablo says:
A model for the visually impaired?
to Politico PabloWhitney says:
WTF? That’s all I can say…I mean…I think it’s great when women have confidence even if they aren’t your typical cookie cutter hottie. But this takes confidence to a whole new level. Some guy has told this poor girl she’s beautiful one too many times to get in her pants and she’s taken it WAY to seriously. Do everyone a favor and cover up sweetie. Your reminding me of a female sasquatch out trying to get some tail. YuCk
to Whitneystefan says:
real SGM
to stefanThe Guinea says:
In what picture is she throwing up deuce’s??? Your dumb…go play in traffic
to The GuineaPsst Hey Meester says:
Its nice to see a gorilla’s are coming back in numbers.
to Psst Hey Meestericepeencone says:
wrong show Nik, it’s America’s Next Top Model. Project Runway is about designing clothes.
to icepeenconethe decider says:
of course she’s a model,
to the deciderseen here modellig a four person tent.
wooow says:
is this real? this has to be a joke. i would never wear, buy or own anything this thing would model. she is all honesty should not be wearing outfits like that, thats so wrong!
to wooowty ty says:
hopefully whoever took these pics left that troll behind in the woods and are laughing at their successful post this very second.
to ty tyjtt63 says:
perhaps, and i’m going out on a limb here, she may model for depends adult diapers. i’m just saying.
to jtt63Anonymous says:
project runway? i think what you meant was americas next top model.
to AnonymousPR is about designers, ANTM is where tyra and her forehead reign supreme.
Miller Man says:
I would hit that…. Get her on all fours….and make her scream
to Miller ManCHRI$CAIN says:
I never knew Blimpie had dancers.
to CHRI$CAINBuc2th says:
I think she should audition for Project Runway… she could win… As The Runway
to Buc2thLMAOO!!! says:
Her face is the same length as her freaking torso!
to LMAOO!!!Twin Lightning Bolts says:
STF – y’all are haters. That sh!t looks good!!
We are talking ’bout the trees right??
to Twin Lightning BoltsGrecasmash says:
SHE SHOULD POSE AS A DEAD BODY
to Grecasmashnj gurl says:
i think you mean america’s next top model, not project runway…:) xo xo
to nj gurlCanuck says:
I’m a bit confused.
1. Project Runway is for DESIGNING clothes not modelling them
2. The host is Heidi Klum
So I believe you meant America’s Next Top with Tyra Banks.
Try to proof read.
to Canucky2 says:
a pygmy in the woods
to y2Anonymous says:
My Eyes!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
what does she model, Shoes or gloves perhaps hockey masks?
to Anonymouswidebuffalo says:
Okay, I don’t get it. What is the level of raw ego or plain insanity that would motivate this person to humiliate herself? If this is a display of self esteem, it is completely misdirected. She has also opened herself to criticism, some of which could become viscious. And for what purpose?
to widebuffaloThe Guinea says:
That’s a hole lot of ugly right there…If that was my kid I would have let her loose in the back yard and chased her around with a shot gun like the animal she is.
to The GuineaThe Guinea says:
before the grammar police get me!
to The GuineaWhole*
20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
ATM all day baby!!
to 20K-MILLIONAIREmike says:
nasty
to mikeChocoFool says:
ill ram her
to ChocoFool