THE DIRTY ARMY: soo nik, i would just like to warn all the poor innocent men out there about this nasty ass oompa loompa that loves to spread her legs and her genital herpes. her name is natalia. she obviously has daddy issues considering this: she put herself on craigslist requesting a man to go out with her and take care of her because she cant do it herself. she ended up recieving a response from a freckle-faced fire-crotch kid that didnt have 1 lb of fat on his body and they went to a motel and did their dirrrty business. and by dirty business i mean he didnt wrap his herpalurp infested greg. the result of this hooker-like behavior was that natalia ended up with genital herpes from some random guy off craigslist. haha. silly slut. thats not even the end of this whoreror story. she now goes around with the knowledge that she has herpes and spreads the love to the few that give in to her sobb stories about her daddy issues. so if u see this nasty b*tch, be sure to throw ur drink in her face and dont feel one bit of sympathy. she deserves it. and i just have to ask….so nik, WOULD U?
Answer: No, she has a lot of back hair, and how dumb do you have to be to list yourself on craigslist not wear a rubber or make any money.