Yacht Party With The Buritto
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as I was looking into Yacht rentals for party, came across the Burrito. Who knew he was a Level 3 Pro DJ? I wonder if he owns the Yacht too. And is this real because if it is 94 bucks is a deal, to hang with this guy for sure.
Where the hell is this guy? Supposedly he moved to Russia to team up with scientists to figure out how they can turn off the internet, but that is the last I heard.- nik
It looks like that photo was taken at the YMCA pool…
Except for the buildings in the background you fvcking idiot. In your future attempts @ humor, try to NOT make yourself the butt of the joke….DOUCHE!
Women do the kiss lips pose. WTF? I’ve seen people make that face when they’re about to go under water. We should call this dude Vodka Joe or something like it.. Mini V? V Burger? His lack of coolness needs a name better than “Burrito”. How about “Douche Fuggin Bag”? Then he can be Mr. Bag. OR Mrs. Who wants to be a DJ at the age of 40? The guy that never got laid..
Do some research before you open your mouth noob. That is The Burrito. Always has been, always will be.
White Crayon. Clever…. You’re not getting it. He’s Burrito to you and nik maybe, but the name sucks! He’s not even mexican, he’s half bald and the guy is constantly ridiculed. Burrito just doesn’t cut it!! Like I need to do research.. bc you said? lol Research thedirty.com before I open my mouth? Get the f*ck outa here with that bullsh*t!! Whatever, Sheep!! baaaa
This guy has more money then god
Which god were you refering to? Matsusux?
Ditka is god
smells like a self post
He makes this face in every picture, or maybe it finally stuck like that
why are all of my post’s not being displayed? Im not sayin anything bad Nik
He’s still alive????????? I thought he was part of some big cartel? Wait, wait. That’s right, the douche cartel only kicks you out of the bottle and butt pirate club because you’re not good enough. Sorry Doucherito, afraid you couldn’t cut it. Sad! Literally. Back to being a DJ for weddings for you I’m afraid, if that.
DJ Trainwreck
loser!
How does one become such a jedi master like the burrito??????
I think the burrito is the funniest thing to ever come out of the dirty. The guy is friggin hilarious. All of his pictures are funny beyond words.
I’ve seen Burrito and Nik partying together in Vegas.
This is free advertisement for Burrito… super sweet self post.
the burrito is EVERYWHERE!
94$ REALLY THATS IT, I never even heard of this guy, ANYWHERE. Anybody can take photos with hot bangin women and slap a 200$ price tag on it.
…maybe he’s smelling his upper lip.
I want to go to this! where can i get more info!?!??!????