THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell my friend here, Emiliana R***o to please use her daddy’s millions to at least wash her feet. I know the walk of shame is long every morning but can she at least cover them up in photos? This Coral Gables sloot is part of the trust fund baby group who attends UM. You’ll usually see this Mary Cate & Ashley look alike hand in hand with her other cancer stick smoking friends at Miami Beach clubs every weekend. Not to mention the other night, I saw her drunk off her ass with guys grabbing up her dress. She’s disgusting. Just a hint, if you’re trying to be classy, try and stay away from the liquor. You’re just making us Miami girls look bad. What do you think Nik? Would you?
Answer: No, her hairline is in the middle of her forehead.