He Might Bang Hood Rats, But He Will Drop 27 On The Lakers


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I know you watched the game yesterday and you are a little worried by now that your Los Angeles Lakers are going to lose the title to Boston after Paul Pierce lit them up for 27 points.  For the first time I didnt see anything on your twitter about the Lakers since the playoffs started.  So Nik, what you think comeback or is it over?

Let’s try reverse psychology since Phil Jackson doesn’t know what the f*ck he is doing.  Congrats Celtics for winning the championship… you own the Lakers.  Kobe sucks and should go back to cheating on his wife.- nik


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  1. June 14, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    I Hate Hippies says:

    Paul Pierce looks like Beetle Juice from the Howard Stern Show. Of course this is the best he can do…

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  2. June 14, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    Michael Jordan says:

    Phil Jackson forgot how to win

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  3. June 14, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    kaylaa says:

    CELTICS GOT THIS. last night’s game showed that in the battle between celtics and kobe, celtics OWN. when no other lakers players can help kobe, they lose.

    Celtics in 6.

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  4. June 14, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Homo-man says:

    Over 1000 game wins, part of 11 championships (10 coaching-1 playing)…, Definately has “no idea” what he’s doing.

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    • June 14, 2010 at 3:02 pm

      George says:

      You missed the part about “reverse psychology” didnt you? Maybe he should’ve added “Ron Artest is unstoppable offensively” and “Nate Robinson is the best point guard in the league” to make it more clear

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  5. June 14, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    beat LA says:

    Nik Ritchie makes history by uttering the truth online amazing! Miracles never cease

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  6. June 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    PHX says:

    I would love to know how Nik thinks it is Phil’s fault. Im sure a “fan” like him would think it was something about not playing Walton enough or playing Odom too much. Phil has done nothing wrong. Maybe playing Bynum the 38 minutes early in the series, but the ultimate reason they are losing is that they are a one man team. Fisch is too old, Artest is falling back into the crazy zone, and Pau is still soft when he gets punched in the mouth. Lakers, like their fans, are soft. Thats it.

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    • June 14, 2010 at 3:32 pm

      SpongeBobNoPants says:

      You are from Phoenix. Your town is nothing but a loser city. You don’t know sh*t. Lakers in 7.

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  7. June 14, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    Infowarrior says:

    This is how you tell who the Bandwagon fans are.

    Lakers WILL win the series. It would not be Hollywood without a little drama. The league will make it so.

    Nik, you of all people should know this.

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  8. June 14, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    MASTA says:

    Sheeboons (black woman) are REPUGNANT. GROSS.

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  9. June 14, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    kobe says:

    that must be his sister… they have the same lips (ha ha) and eyes that look like their mom drank heavily during pregnancy.

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  10. June 14, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    Poops Rodriguez says:

    Boston in 7. Refs will blow game 6 for the Celtics. Kobe chugs Smirnoff Ice!

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  11. June 14, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    You guys forgot says:

    there are at 2 MORE HOME GAMES, wake the F UP, we only needed 1 win in BOSTON and we got that…We will have a parade soon…BUCK FOSTON

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  12. June 14, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    qwaggle says:

    flip flop bandwagon fans lakers will win

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  13. June 14, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    WOW says:

    Great insite nik phil Jackson doesn’t know what he’s doing… What’s next joe montanna was a shity qb???

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  14. June 14, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    . says:

    “The Lakers were completely reliant on Kobe – to score, to set up his teammates and even to provide the role as the defensive stopper since Artest was unable to do so.”

    Kobe was outstanding as usual. He can’t win the whole game alone, though. Pau is playing too soft. He did absolutely nothing. When is he going to realize that he’s playing for the championship??!!! Fisher will not give up. Aside from Kobe, Fisher is the only Laker we can rely on.. Artest and Odom, inconsistent is a compliment.

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    • June 14, 2010 at 4:42 pm

      OK... says:

      Yeah he was great in the 3rd quarter..BUT…last 8 minutes of the game??? 0-3 FGs….5 pts (5-5FT…including a gift 3 point “foul” where he wasn’t touched by Allen)

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  15. June 14, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    ur an idiot

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  16. June 14, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    Boss says:

    3 out of 4 young black males have a std …..

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  17. June 14, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    frank says:

    the truth. lakers are done. they will not beat boston both games in la. take it to the bank. even if la wins game 6 boston will win game 7. u heard it here first.

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  18. June 14, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    CandyMan says:

    Ha ha! Makes over $10 mil and is sticking cows like that! I’m glad they’re beating the Lakers – love seeing the Native Cali’s cry and make excuses – but that’s pathetic. At least get a chick under 200. Damn! Show some self-respect.

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  19. June 14, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Gabriel says:

    Time for every one who belongs to the Human Race to jump until Nik cleans some of these morons out. It use to be entertaining. It is losing its appeal.

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  20. June 14, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Sinbad says:

    Paul Pierce f*** the hottest chicks. He’s hooking up with this girl from Van. I know this for a fact !!

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  21. June 14, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    Suga Kush says:

    What do u mean go back he never stopped that would b dumb SHISH!

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  22. June 14, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    Hollywood Bitch says:

    Ha Ha … Half way to Kobes’ game record. Dumb people they where out of rhythm for a reason because they wanted to school your ass the right way in Cali where the all the fans and ugly girls reside. (Chole you are a hot bitch !Too many fuglys and beat haters in boston. Does boston even have a state in the dirty map ? I know Allistar, MA no wait its Anchorage is on the dirty map. Where’s Boston?) The Utah witchtas got what they desevered and so will you ….Be prepared for a record breakin ass woopin on the home turf!

    And when they win ….they will play that Fergie song California girls remix style in the stadium.
    P.S. I will also make sure they put a big gift basket of extra kleenex and visine for your bus trip home. (Moo Witchta!) Lakers (Kobe and Fisher)you are one ring away from an iron fist !!!! Go Lakers ! Go Lakers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haters will always be hatin and winners will always strive !!!! Go Lakers !!!!!!!!!

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  23. June 16, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Pierce looks like Tyrone Biggums in this pick…”it’s called crack. It’s great!”

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  24. June 22, 2010 at 10:34 am

    lol says:

    you fail again nic… haha way to sell out your original team and go bandwagon with the celtics faggooooottt

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  25. June 25, 2010 at 12:19 am

    Anonymous says:

    paul exfriend is a dancer in vegas she dumped him years ago for a up and coming rapper. PP wants her back . she a smoking hot tall moraccan girl with a great personaltiy! He always gambling with her or shopping !!!!

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  26. June 25, 2010 at 12:20 am

    big pimping says:

    paul exfriend is a dancer in vegas she dumped him years ago for a up and coming rapper. PP wants her back . she a smoking hot tall moraccan girl with a great personaltiy! He always gambling with her or shopping !!!!

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