NHL’er Evgeni Malkin Pimpin’ Chronicles
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the Playa chronicles of Evgeni Malkin of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Nik this guy gets a cute blonde and then moves on to her cougar friend, who knew russians had so much game. And I wanted to ask you if you think this guy is making the right decision in life with these shims?
I am so hungover from Vegas that I don’t even care about Malkin and his sex life. I am at the stage where I don’t want to do anything and have Wolverine senses which means I can smell an Asain from a mile away.- nik
sad to say it but malkin is a whore, i know a girl named stefanie had sex with him
Damn……what money will do to a girls vagina.
u have no idea!
Well, this explains his piss-poor play all year. His legs are shot. All that Siberian trim weakened his knees and calves. Apparently, it also impairs his ability to make a clean pass to his teammates and stay out of the penalty box.
Can some one submit pix of my ex (or current) blonde Russian chick? спасибо
Pretty much any hockey player bags tons of chicks, beat or not. I think women secretly want to be beaten.
Malkin is the man, Penguins will win cup in 2011
he looks like he is mentally retarded….. GOLD DIGGIN SKUNK PUSSY
I met Malkin back in October and he was with the same blonde girl.. his GF. Whoever submitted this must be super bored. famous people take pics with lots of fans. doesn’t mean they sleep with each person they take a picture with.
Good for Geno. The guy is in his 20′s and doing what every guy in his shoes would do, crushing it. Just lay off the 7′s and under..
Is that blond in the 1st pic on meth?
Asian is spelled wrong. Way to go Nik. Racist!
okay, whoever submitted this is an idiot. Having alot of knowledge of the NHL, and it’s players i can tell you they’ll take pictures with anyone. The first picture is for sure his girlfriend.. i know alot of players and know that he is infact dating the girl in the first picture. the 2nd and 3rd.. he’s in a suit (the same suit/outfit) so it tells me he’s doing something with the team since before/after practices games they have to wear suits.. and the 3rd picture is obviously in Tampa Bay (the logo in the background on the wall) he’s obviously taking a picture with a fan.. does anyone else see the divider between them? TRUST ME if he was sleeping with her she would be on the other side of the divider no problem.. the 2nd and 3rd pics are obviously just pictures with random fans before a game or something.. people are soo stupid!!
The first and the third pictures are the same person, Idiot.
Your grammar is offensive to my eyes. “Alot” is not a word, you meant to say “a lot.” Also, “it’s” is not correct to use for possession. I.e. “the NHL, and it’s players” is wrong. You meant; “the NHL, and its players.” If you care enough to try and use commas, then use the right words, imbecile.
Also, thank you for imparting your knowledge of the NHL, I had no idea what the big lightning bolt behind Geno was all about, I thought he was in a thunderstorm.
LET’S GO PENS!
If you’re nitpicking that hard about grammar on this website, then a) you have no life and b) you’re a douche. Your existence is offensive to me….now go play in traffic.
All I’m saying is that if you’re going to talk smack, you should at least try to seem intelligent by using the right spelling. I see you were careful with yours. Besides, what I was really talking about was his retarded analysis of these pictures of Malkin. Enjoy being a dick, dick.
are people really evaluating grammar on here?? my god get a life!!
I too had knowledge of some hockey players through a players sister who was a friend of mine, I’m not speaking about every hockey player, but yes, even the ones with girlfriends and wives would hook up with the many puck sl*ts that are out there-many of them are young farm boys from Canada, who suddenly have girls drooling over them everywhere they go, of course they’re gonna lap it up, not saying that’s how it should be, but that’s how it is
Doesn’t matter who is in the pics. He still looks “dinosaur smart”
Why would girls want to date a guy that looks like he has down syndrome?
I would bang out Malkin’s sloppy seconds!!! Let me at em!!!
well nik, we dont need wolverine sense to smell your kind. dirty persian terriost. we can smell the tnt everywhere
MALKINNNS AAA G!!!!!! SLICKEST PIMP NEXT TO CROSBY…OH AND THE TWO SICKEST HOCKEY PLAYERS TODAY….GO PENGUINS NEXT YEAR !!!!! FLYERS FOR THE CUP BLACKHWAKS SUUUUCK MAJOR BALLS
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Zhenya zvani mne! 
MEOW
this guy would have to be rich to get any pssy..ugly as fck.
The blonde is actually Geno’s WIFE.
That is not his wife. He is not married, he did however have a girlfriend that resembled that girl named oksana.
The second picture features Malkin with a South Tampa Whore..apparently a Cougar in Training since she hasn’t comprehended wearing the same sht her 12 yr old daughter wears is not going to change her horrid appearance. You can often find these wanna-be cougars at Cafe Dufrain which you can see in the sign behind them located on Harbour Island in Tampa where they’ll wait for anyone with a suit on to jump all over. The blonde is the same in both pics. Even if Malkin was being a whore, I don’t blame em but he looks like hes just doing his thing and some stupid bitch didn’t get hers in when she had the chance.
Malkin is a perv… i was at halloween a party he was at and he decided it was ok to grope me… it wasnt.
malkin gets pussy all day