THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Tracey Wat**rs, she just graduated from Rutgers, she is so well known around Rutgers but not for the right reasons…she is a complete joke who thinks she is going to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader one day but she doesn’t realize that her nose prevents that from ever happening. She really is a sweet girl and I don’t really care that she only sleeps with trouts but with all this mention of horse faces you guys had to meet Tracey. She really does think she is going to be a model and it is pretty sad that no one has really let her know that is will NEVER happen, everyone just tells her how beautiful she is and how she is going to be famous one day…so I think it’s time that someone lets her know for her own good so she can stop wasting her money on trips to Dallas and headshots.
Her shadow has a better chance to be a model than she does. I really wonder if she puts her teeth in a cup of water every night?- nik