Pucker Puts Out A Hit On Nick Malibu
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so yesterday Nick Malibu was assaulted on the mean streets of Chicago, and right away he jumped on twitter and said Pucker had put a hit out on him. Now to the average person that seems like a made up story, but right away Pucker had contacted her lawyer and wrote on twitter that she could not be held responsible and there is no way she would get in trouble. Let me tell you why this story is true, Pucker does web cam porn for a living, what kind of people watch web cam porn the kind that have never got laid, are perverted, sick and f*cked up in the head and they are all stalkers because soon as they find one web cam girl they think they web cam girl loves them because she does things for them for money. How hard would it be for Pucker to tell some weirdo in Chicago she loves him and needs him to do her a favor and beat some kid up in Chicago for a ten minute free webcast or something like that. Nik what you think? is this true?
I think Nick Malibu tried to cut in line at White Castle and people in Chicago don’t stand for that kind of Diva attitude so he got jumped for his little hamburgers.- nik
i’ll tell you what i think…pucker is for the whoremongers
Pucker has a “lawyer?”
GTFO
That’s just what happens in the Chi. They beat toolbags up
Church
I think he burned his face with his curling iron. Pucker and this dude are BFF. They prob concocted this story for more attention.
He got his ass kicked because he is on thedirty.com not cause of pucker. I am sure some random dude recognized him on the streets as Nick Malibu the wannabe socialite and just cracked him good for trying to be some internet celebrity. It happens all the time
Oh, poor baby. WTF is that? I’ve seen worse bruises on my apples. This guy’s a puss.
I’ve never wanted Pucker before, but I want her now.
I’d assumed she’d be a soul dead zombie, doing what she does, a woman without self-respect. But if she’s vengeful enough to put a hit on a guy, as wimpy a hit as this was, she’s a woman of passion, and I respect that.
Yeah, she was bitching about how rough the sex was, but I bet if they guy was legit, and really wanted her, instead of just using her, she’d have been cool with it.
Pucker, email me baby, we’re destined to be together.
Man I’m glad I’m not you…
I’d say he got off easy…he’d be unrecognizable after the queer-bashing I would have given him. I’d knock the lisp outta that f@gg.
I’m confused…is this the same Nick she recently slept with and got ditched?
I’d say this was posted by Nick Malibu but he can put a complete sentence together so I’m saying this is a JV post. He said all the same things on his twitter. What a loser.
Where can I find Puckers web cam?
this guy is about as fake as the weave he claims he has. i dont know how much gayer he could be. too bad he cant find someone to make him happy. maybe he can have his best friend give it to him in the ass. she has a penis too right?
Sorry his best friend isn’t an ugly saggy obese whore like you.
LMAO LOVE IT! i seen that he/she before too deffinately has a penis! their both gay obviously.
Really, I have a penis? That is so elementary school. Comment back when you have something relevant to say. Though if I did have a dick, it would be way bigger than yours. Haha. You are so gross. Get over the fact that I am prettier than you and move on with your life. Thank you!!