Seriously… I Thought This Was America
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik I see that Merlin is once again working at TheDirty.com, what happened to medical school??? I guess working for Ari has much more opportunities for the lil fella. Seriously what could this sex predator need help with…remembering the names of the girls he banged out, keeping Ari’s sex sheet in order, or keeping his facebook/post comments updated?? Did Ari, the seasoned vet sex pred, realize that he needs an assistant to step his game up and start knocking out some 4′ and 5′s instead of the 2′s and 3′s he’s working with now. Nik I really can’t understand what this is all about. I remember what happened to the last assistant Ari had who racked over 100 hours a week and never made it into the office…could Merlin be performing the same servicing as she was?? Are JV and I not holding it down or something?? Nik let us know whats up… and is it just me or could these two be related. Thanks…Gayden
If you haven’t noticed… there is a war going on in the office between Corpo and Creative here at TheDirty.com. JV and Gayden are slave driving while Ari just sits on his Facebook all day asking his new assistant Merlin if these Facebook rants will get him bukakepottomus:
FB Rant 1: 2 girls from American Junkie wanted to c*m over last night, a sure thing n a not so sure thing. I challenged myself w/ the not so sure thing n she said “not on the 1st night”. So I got mad n kicked her out. Called the 2nd girl n we hooked up, in the middle of it I called the 1st girl (I bet she thought I was apologizing) When I heard her say hi instead of saying hi I just put the phone by my bed n let her listen to me rail it out. Bad?
FB Rant 2: Guys, why would u ever call a girl a sl*t or a wh*re? R u a f*cking idiot! That is a girl using her talent (head & warm hole) 2 get what she needs (free dinner, free drinks, a date, attention). Don’t hate on a girl for that! U bring a girl home, try 2 f*ck her n if she does call her a sl*t? U will ruin it 4 the rest of us (esp me!), she will never want 2 do it again. If u get some action just be happy n keep it quiet!
FB Rant 3: Vegas this weekend, any very well educated, successful, caring, tall, extremely hot nymphomaniacs going? Hopefully you are not too young and immature because I hate that. I am looking to have an intelligent conversation over some chardonnay and talk about our future together.
Now do you see why I say chicks that sleep with my agent have no soul.- nik
Finally, thanks boss. And atleast Ari’s dream came true about Merlin, Ari deserves to be happy.
I am not happy, my life is out of control.
you make your life how it is Ari. Everyone is in control of their own lives and what we do with them.
Um, nik, it’s your agent who has no soul dontcha think?….which is fine….not everyone gets a soul, not his fault…some are just born empty little creatures for the rest of us to marvel at.
At least it is not my fault.
it’s not your fault ari…you are who you are….but that doesn’t mean you can’t change…happens all the time….and hell, if you don’t waste your cash, like nik is doing on maintainence costs for his wife, you can buy yourself a soul.
How much? Do I get a Jew discount?
hey, you get sh*t done right….if you want a discount, make it happen.
actually, ari is a genius. he’s making himself famous (= +$$$$) and i’m willing to guarantee he is getting laid now more than ever. there’s something about assholes (whether they actually are or not) girls can’t resist. makes bottle rats try even harder.
http://www.facebook.com/therealarigolden Add me, maybe I will add you to me list.
Merlin is a f*g who banged nasty as Nickel… thats nasty
True story, finally got to meet Nickel last time in Vegas and me and gayden couldnt believe how beat she was in real life.
tru dat
site is going down hill bro, enough of Ari and now whoever this Merlin f*g is
site is only going up brah
Merlin has a little d*ck, ask Nickle
Actually no
i like how ari has been inserted in the photo…. mister nik i thought photoshop was for liars….
When are Gayden and JV getting a much needed raise?
When they understand I sign the checks, not Nik.
my one year is coming up Mr. Check Signer
So how do you guys get raises?? a doller per inch you take in the butt??
Ari, you dont even need an assistant, waste of company funds. just saying
Do your job and don’t worry about it.
DUDE MERLINS JOB IS TO FLUFF UP ARI..
Ari come to the westside and meet your self a good girl. What you dont realize is 70% of the girls in Scottsdale are from the westside and moved to scottsdale after 2 years at Glendale Community College. You have a good chance of meeting one before she discovers Scottsdale and all the 30K millis. What you think?
I think if we add your IQ with your shoe size its almost over 25
You pretending to be smart is like me asking Nik Richie to be security for an event.
hah, that story about the two girls cracked me up… impressedgirl is right tho… i have a soft spot and a “warm hole” for assholes
lemon you are fcking disgusting.
merlin is a disappointment of a person. he tries to act all nice and sincere when he is as shady as the next scottsdale d-bag. i knew medical school was a front! doesn’t surprise me that he is back at the dirty. at all.
I beleive Merlin’s main job function will be to shave Ari’s back.
You get the summer between MS1 and MS2 off genius.
REAL SGM’S TAKE FULL SUMMER COURSES TOO..
Ari’s package looks HUGE in this picture. Nice job Ari.
It is well above average for a white guy but about average for a black guy.
3.5 inches soft.
You’re a lucky man Ari. Keep up the good work!
ari wears a jock strap when he goes out…just incase some girl decides to kick him in the nuts. I actually think its a pretty good idea
It also makes my package go from large to XL!
Merkin is hanging with Ari because he wants another crack at the Dirty weirdo Nickel in Vegas.
Ari, have you seen Nickel in person? Thoughts?
Check my facebook
http://www.facebook.com/therealarigolden
wow who ever photoshoped ARI into the picture is major faill.. why would you put a stroke on the picture instead of blending in?? lol
In FB Rant 3………this motherfuc*ker said “have an intelligent conversation over some chardonnay” LMAO this shit is classic. A Dickey Simpkins type move in my opinion but hilarious after the first two rants! If you are a hunter/gatherer kind of cat you have to applaud the fact that Ari is always trying to set the hook. A…B….C…..
I just put my worm out there and hope it works…
Ari is so unattractive
I know, God made me this way. Blame him…
I like the awesome photoshop they did in this picture. You can tell he isn’t even there… f@gs.
Ari looks like he is photoshopped in… Photoshop is for liars.
From who, we don’t have one single girl working in the company? From Merlin? haha
I am psychic (maybe a little psychotic) and I see a sexual harassment lawsuit in your future.
Cool it’s an older face back. Merlin’s the only cool one minus the whole Nickel infatuation from last year. Wouldn’t mind seeing the solo girls again though.
Thanks man!!
They are servers now.
yes they are sexual serverS!!!
Looking forward to it, you old f*ck