Sloppy Mess

June 9, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Vancouver 107

Sloppy Mess...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, take a look at this mess, her name is Kathy and she’s honestly the sluttiest mess you’ll find in the lower-mainland. No matter what party you find her at she’s either puking, passed out, or whoring it up with the closest person with a pulse. Anyone and everyone should be warned to stay away from all of this, you’ll catch an STI just by being in the same room as her.

I’m actually surprised she doesn’t look worse without clothes on…I was expecting to see a cellulite monster.- nik