THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Third Edition is a pretty popular bar in Georgetown, but i must say they have some of the biggest tools working there. The manager, Jon, the fat Justin Beiber is just an overall douchebag. His friend, a bartender at Thirds, Ricky we call Ricky little dicky. Let me tell you, his penis was so short and thin, a waste of minutes of my life. They both think they’re hot sh*t just like any other richboy because they are bartenders but girls just bang them so they don’t have to pay for the overpriced drinks.

I doubt very many girls go there, especially with big cheeked forgy’s like this.- nik