Where Are They Now?- Solo Assistants

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you gotta forgive me Nik. I just got back from an eight month deployment so I wasn’t able to keep up. But before I left I knew you had two assistants (Jaden and Kaden) working for you. I come back and haven’t found anything about them lately. So what happened? Did you fire them, did they quit or what? Help me out man! Are they even friends still or did the Scottsdale night life ruin that.
I fired everyone and started over because their heads got too big. These two would go out underage in Scottsdale and thought they were gods. I still make Jaden do my dirty work and Kaden is in San Diego now trying to grow up.- nik














I miss the ustream.
AND I BET YOU MISS MY CALLINGS THE MOST..
But the real question Nik is which one did you tap?
He didn’t tap either one of them because neither one has a penis.
I kinda miss these sloots
AGREE IT WAS FUN MAKING FUN OF THEM WHILE ON USTREAM.
Kaden, you still complete me.
Kaden is gorgeous. Jaden needs a nose job…
AMEN
I <3 kaden she is the biggest sweet heart ever. She is doing good and should keep doing her thing you go girl =)
If the brunette is Kaden, I wholeheartedly agree. She’s probably the hottest girl ever posted on here. She is the one I would have married if I was Nik.
The blonde was decent, but the brunette? YOWZA!!!!
Couple of teenage LG’s that are 4.9′s at best…..ya that’s somethin’ to be proud of hiring/doing.
I always loved this debut pic of Tori (aka Kaden), she looks amazing. I wish I could marry her, remove her shoulder tatoo, and get to work on a very large family…in dreams…
Agree about the shoulder length tattoo. She was gorgeous, but how dumb was she to get that tat? That was Leper level dumb.
i with they would do some girl/girl porn
I’d love to smash on Kaden….beeezy is fly!
my thoughts exactly, lmao
Both are definitely fistable.
Ari hooked up with Kaden. EVERYONE KNOWS!
IT WAS ACTUALLY GAYDENSOLO.. HAPPNED IN A PARTY MY INSIDE PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME.
Ari starting rumors again? your such a douche, seriously get a life you pathetic old man
Ari a douche?? Your fck*ng name you call yourself is “LOL”!!! I think that speaks for itself……I could ramble on about how big of a loser you are, but your ‘name’ you chose to use encompasses everything I could say and more………..Also, there’s a 50/50 chance you are Kaden, or at least a girl that Ari has slammed………don’t hate the player hate the game
Well…Ari IS a douche. Puhlease..any guy to keep a tab on all girls he slept with, and rate them. TOTAL DOUCHE Typical womanizer, will always be single……….
and lonely.
I can agree but as a guy that likes the in and out motion his life doesn’t sound that bad.
agreed he’s a loser with a small pecker and he rated me high LMAO
I agree, before you split them you should of at least had them do a girl/girl vid, hell, nik, you could of sold it on the dirty store.
IT WAS NICE MEETING THE GIRLS.. TORI IS A REAL NICE CHICK..AS FAR AS “JADEN” DIDNT REALLY GET TO TALK TO HER AS MUCH AS TORI.. I WOULD OF 69 EITHER OF THEM.. I DECIDED.
I saw these 2 once at Devils Martini. (don’t ask, I was just visiting) I’d have only done them both together. Separately they were at best a 4.362578, together a solid 6.78453
Did Jaden ever get +2′s like she said she was going to?
I can never get these two trix straight. The blonde is hotter and has more game.
i miss the live streams of them !!
Yeah Mos Def
The Gucci purse, Louboutin shoes, Cartier watch, and all access pass to the AMEX goes to the blonde.
If the brunette wanted to wear a shirt that matched her teeth she
should have worn yellow.
Luv ya Jill, jaden,C3P0 whatever your name is
I WILL WORK FOR YOU.
irony of Nik telling anyone to “grow-up”….priceless
oh yea
Nah – the dark haired one is cuter.
nik did jayden.
Nik told me in vegas that he in fact did hook up with Jaden. Also Ari was running his mouth saying that he banged Kaden before nik hooked up with Jaden and that Kaden sucked in bed. I thought they were both full of sh*t but w/e.
Firing anyone presupposes that they were hired, which means there was a legitimate business with income to have employees. We all know this cesspool is swirling the shitter with its turd of a figurehead.
which one is the one that you cheated on amanda with?
LMAO I totally forgot about him cheating on Amanda lol What a douche
oh yeah…dont forget he also phuked alien too.
ALREADY GETTIN SOME BIG OFFERS FROM MAJOR LABELS,BUT HAVENT COMMITED TO ANY YET.ALMOST FINISHED WRITING MY FULL ALBUM”Blondes Tease Brunettes Tease” A LOT OF PRODUCERS R PREDICTING IM GUNNA BE A TOP 10 ARTIST.
MY LYRICS ARE UP THERE WITH WAYNE AND MY SOUND IS HIP HOP/POP/ROCK
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huh? neither of of these hoes is even remotely hot