Nik, Open My Parent’s Eyes Please
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my sister goes to Fresno State and my parents think she is some perfect angel and nothing bad ever happens in college beside people drinking on the weekends. Can you please explain to my delusional parents and all their friends that college is alot different from the times they went. Everyone is all about getting DRD’s, getting drunk every night of the week, always attending some party with minimal clothing, experimenting with purple crayons and the list goes on and on. With my parents being Dirty Army im surprised why my lil sis calls with some st*pid story why she flunked a class or hadnt showed up all semester. Thank you Nik for everything.
I think all females should take as many pictures of themselves during their first semester of college because they will never get that body back.- nik
Nik,agreed. But still, what a jealous b*tch. Gtfo and do something. Dont complain because you’re such a lame.
I just sit back and chuckle.
There’s not a d@mn thing any parent can do to stop this.
My best buddy and long time senior CPA partner, god fearing, bible thumping, “woman came from Adam’s rib” fool is losing his 20 year old daughter to just this cr@p at Michigan State.
Me? Same thing for my 2 daughters only me and the old lady had a good time our entire lives. Oops, so much for me and the old lady partying and leaving a bad example. Oops again. We got rich along the way because the with us old trouts is that when we had to work or get to class the next day… we put all that sh!t DOWN in time to recover and get back to class or work the next day
And you 20-something fools haven’t figured that out yet???
Work first. Play second.
Work harder. Play harder.
Yeah. It takes a genious to figure that out…
Your response here is hard to read.
“There’s not a d@mn thing any parent can do to stop this.”
of course there is…you think that girl pays for her own college?
Um….. if you stop paying for college that might get her to think twice. You my friend… are an idiot!
Did you just type genious? It’s G-E-N-I-U-S YOU STORYTELLING MOTHER EFFER. Don’t you get the hint that your advice sucks, you are a lying f*ck and no one wants you on here. You are like the weasel in a group of friends that has to top everyone else’s story. No matter what the story is, you went through it and can relate. Someone on the Dirty was a porn star, you and your wife used to be porn stars. Someone on the site was a bad parent, you were a bad parent. I get a clock radio, you cannot afford clock radio…..Great success!
I’m sure your old wrinkly ass is wondering where that last line came from. IMDB it…if you don’t know what IMDB is, then Google it.
My point is, you are not a partner in any venture. You are, most likely, a fat hairy f*ck that doesn’t shave or bathe often, and you will soon be caught for all of the kiddie porn and beastiality flicks that you so love.
I’m glad your so flippant about your daughter’s transgression. I’m sure you and your “wife” were the epitome of role models for them.
Next time you try to call someone out for being unintelligent, try to spell genius correctly. Moron. No one wants your candid advice. And I’m a 30 something, not a 20 something. A bad parent is a bad parent no matter how much money they do or do not have. You are a douchenozzle, F*ckel.
You just can’t make this stuff up, pal.
Beyond that. Ask me if I care about your worthless 20-30 something opinion. Same difference. WORTHLESS.
My point – again…. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT YOUR STUPID DAUGHTERS OR THEIR STUPID BOYFRIENDS.
I DON’T CARE IF THE PARENTS PARTIED THEIR LIVES AWAY OR TOOK THE KIDS TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY LIKE MY CPA DID.
Why would I make this up?? And more importantly… why would YOU have such a problem with me pointing out that YOUR TYPE IS HUMAN EXCREMENT??
I had to inform MY BUDDY just yesterday that his 22 year old daughter… a former MISS XXXXXXXXXXX in the USA competition (OK that means she’s HOT) just got a tattoo that stretchs around from her back rib cage to her front rib cage and ends under her right breast. Oh yeah. She copied my daughter who was encouraged to do it by her true DOUCHE 20-something boyfriend with his tribal markings all over his back and shoulders. My FRIGGIN GAWD… nice kid – but we have to hide him at family gatherings.
Um HELLO?? McFly??
You think this stuff is funny???
Grow up.
Have a family.
Come back in 30 years and lecture me.
Meantime – go scream fake or photoshop or tranny or homo somewhere else. Or grow a pair and have some kids yourself with you HOT wife.
Oh.
Please allow me to wish you the best of luck.
Stop paying for her college. I’m not sure if you’re a resident of Michigan but this crap doesn’t just happen at MSU. There are some small colleges where campus life is dead so it’s not as if your daughters (or your buddy’s daughters) are stuck at their university.
Lousy parenting skills perhaps? You probably let your daughters do whatever they want because you act like you’re their friend and not a PARENT and your buddy is probably so overbearing and strict that his daughter is now getting a taste of freedom.
It’s not my daughter.
It’s my CPA’s daughter – who is forced to go to church and sing every week in the choir.
So this stuff doesn’t happen at MSU???
LOL.
That’s funny. This girl works for me and I am able to see everything they post on facebook when they are at my office. Oh and spare me the lecture on spying at them in MY office. These 20-something jerks have to be watched by a surveilence service 24/7…. and frankly – that has seriously cut into my Vegas party budget.
Hey buddy, I said it doesn’t JUST happen at MSU, it happens at other colleges in the state of MI and outside of MI. Either learn comprehension skills or don’t post at all. And don’t tell me what happens at MSU because I am an 07 alum. Maybe your CPA’s daughter should transfer to a commuter school instead of being away from home? Just a thought.
“Same thing for my 2 daughters only me and the old lady had a good time our entire lives. ”
Fred Farkel, you sir are a liar.
let me go have a talk with her first…..
Not sure why you listed “expirementing with purple crayons” in the same list as all those other things. Is it really a negative to view someone as you do others, be it in a sexual manor? Sounds like you’re a closet racist. I’d hate fck your sister to spite you
exactly…alot of closet racist on this site!
its college, very few people know exactly what they want to do as a freshman, cut the chick some slack. you sound like you suffering from a case on the Jan Bradys…don’t blame your sister because she is outgoing while you sit at home sht talking her. If you REALLY cared, you would talk to directly, not try to put her on blast.
Does your sister take the ATM?
I went to Fresno state for a semester…. Parents punishment for my partying ways in SoCal….I learned my lesson fast.
so basically ….. you cant hang?
your a dumb bitch thats why
Have you any idea how many college snowbunnies get slayed by BLACK PIPE? ALL of them!!!
Yes, even your girlfriend gets BLACK POLED behind your back!!
Say La’ Vee!!! LOL
Serious. Wow. How many nasty white women have rejected you? Not a single black person on this site has anything to say aside from “white bitch wants black dick”. Really take a look at the nasty women that you have been banging and realize that you have what we don’t want. Wake up. And pass that on to your fellow co-workers at Rosco’s Chicken and Waffles.
Also— open a book, read something other than Vibe, the term is “C’est la vie”. Retard.
Not every black person in the world is dumb, just not like every white person from middle America is a hick. So continue to spout off hateful things behind the protection of the internet. You might have hateful feelings, but you wouldn’t dare say them in public. Hell you are most likely to scared to talk to a woman, and get mad when you see a person of darker skin tone wrecking the girl you want.
haha…you mad!
LOL… I hate to tell ya pal but Mr BLACK PIPE is having the time of his life and HE IS BANGING YOUR DAUGHTERS while you are going paycheck to paycheck funding your kids tuition.
Oh my freaklin god – you poor fols actually DO NOT KNOW that this is happening???
And the prettier and blonder your daughters are… the MORE they go out looking for them black dudes!!
I mean seriously.
Dominus Vobiscum to you all. But please. Stop telling me to quit laughing.
This is way too much fun.
tell your parents when she comes to hawaii on spring break she can stay at my condo Ill take good care of her. Ill teach her to wax and ride my board. I love to muff dive. Ill even give her a pearl necklace. Oh and she can bring her friends my bed is big enough for all 4 of us
I am so sick of sloots these days. I turned 21 my first semester of college (took 2 years off to figure out what I wanted to do in school) and I never got blackout drunk, got gang banged by a frat, or flunked a class. I was out til 2 am on all sorts of weekdays, but I showed up for 8 am checm lecture with homework in hand. These sl*res nowadays need to be shown how it’s done.
And I have an even BETTER body now, than I did then (and I was bangin’ even then)
Collage whores. Nice bodies though
AND EVEN “experiment” with purple crans… haha what a chode the author of this post is.. can u believe the racism still out there in the world son..( like were aliens er sumthin)
this website is full of it bro. i can get with making fun of someone for being a huge sloot but the race thing is a bit far. and the people saying it, never giving any clue to how they really are. Its pathetic. If you feel that way, take a stand and identify yourself. I’m glad my parents raised me correctly and taught me not to pay attention to someone’s color
Probably because your parents are spineless liberals that think everything needs to be fair…or its ok that 99.999% of the n*ggers are worthless, dont work and suck the country dry by collecting welfare and selling drugs…but its ok because they had to go through “slavory”…. There isnt a black american alive today that lived through slavory….GET OVER IT!!!
Its because your n*ggers are the scum of the earth, barely even human!!!!
These girl’s went to bullard high… I’m really not all the surprised they ended up on here.
Your an idiot they went to Central….
Wow way to sell out a sibling. Quit being a jealous bitch and stop worrying about your sister. I’m so glad my siblings wouldn’t stalk me and put me on the dirty.
Dear Black Pipe-
‘Say la’ vee’ is the most painful thing I’ve seen on this site in a while. If you’re going to try to be clever and use that French saying, don’t just try to sound it out and stick in a random apostrophe just to make it ‘look’ French. It’s spelled ‘c’est la vie’…SMH @ you, you damn fool. I hope you choke on a baguette.
love,
pepe le pew
lame. what kind of a person puts their sister on the dirty? you muct be a real class act. do your parents read the dirty???? the mature thing to do would be to talk to them if you are actually concerned with your sister. sounds to me like your jealous b/c you’re the fat, ugly, stupid sister and you want to feel better about yourself. skanky twat. and any girl who says she didn’t drink, have sex, and party in college is a liar or a bore
I was one of those white bitches who partied all weekend in school, but never once had or wanted purple crayon. They are full of diseases!! The idea that all women want the purple crayon is over inflated, just like the black mans inflated ego.
The only white girls that get “slayed” by black pole have serious daddy issues and are morally bankrupt! Why would any decent women want to low themselves, and ruin the chance at having a happy future…because no self respecting decent white man wants the disease riddled leftovers of a jungle bunny!
that is not what your mom and sister said
lol..yeaaaahh We got Fresno State on the Map!!!!! Well first things first..umm Fresno was rated The Drunkest City!! And second they’re from a fresno school, what do you expect??? Versus going to a Clovis school..like Buchanan!!! Lets keep it classy Ladies!!
I agree with this post 100%. Fresno schools are and have always been lower class then clovis schools.. Just be honest.
BULLSHT! Clovis schools had just as many sloots as Fresno schools. They’re all the same from both districts. Girls who cant handle their liquor but still chug half a bottle, pass out in random places, and wake up with some guy they met the night before. The only difference is most the Clovis girls come from well off families and think they are God’s gift to earth. When they start to get chubby they just borrow daddys money to buy themselves some pepsi (this is the typical weight loss technique for these girls especially around Halloween costume season). I went to schools in both districts so from experience theres no difference. I wont even try to act like I didnt spend all my highschool days getting drunk and wild unlike these 2 posters above me. Classy girls are few and far between in Fresno and Clovis.
These are the kind of girls you can have a foursome/orgy with easy. Fun bodies and just cover the face with the milk.
The GIRL IN THE American Flag Bikini Works at Hooters In Fresno. She lives in a fraternity house with all dudes this summer. I think she is just their poking pad for the summer if u ask me.
susie is a nice person. leave her alone AND she has a boyfriend so some poking pad she is…
you have got to be kidding me! you did this to your sister. your a fcking low life. looks like your the ugly one in the family and just got so jealous of the attention your sister is getting not only from your parents but from people with a social
lol fred farkel’s daughters are sloots
Okay…I just read the chick in the american flag bikini works at Hooters in Fresno? Does not surprise me..they should have never built a Hooters in Fresno to begin with. All the girls that work there have 12year old little boy bodies with no boobs…just sad.
Poster: Get over it, college kids will be college kids. Nik, I have to disagree with your reply..I’m starting my sophomore year of college in the fall and I got the Freshman 20 instead of 15, but dropped em instead of picking them up. Yes, I was chunky in high school but I look much better now and I do it Pepsi-free
you guys know nothing about any of these girls and i know for a fact any guy would get with them if they had a chance. i know none of them are sl*ts and half of the girls in these pictures actually have boyfriends. to get on here and insult them just shows your lack of a real life and the fact that the girls on here are so utterly jealous of them. obviously if the worst response nik had to this was for them to take more pictures as a freshmen that shows he could not find anything worse. to sit here and pick apart people based on their looks is not only wrong, it is ridiculous. nik you are probaly fat, ugly, and unhappy, with a small dick. why dont you grow a pair and take a look at your ugly ass self before judging other people
Hahahahahaha lol I know two of the girls in this picture, Tilly Swain, and Katie Hollandbeck! We go back pretty far. I kissed them both my freshman year. Glad I don’t run into those tramps anymore! Looks like they have they’re own stiff goin on now.
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