THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my sister goes to Fresno State and my parents think she is some perfect angel and nothing bad ever happens in college beside people drinking on the weekends. Can you please explain to my delusional parents and all their friends that college is alot different from the times they went. Everyone is all about getting DRD’s, getting drunk every night of the week, always attending some party with minimal clothing, experimenting with purple crayons and the list goes on and on. With my parents being Dirty Army im surprised why my lil sis calls with some st*pid story why she flunked a class or hadnt showed up all semester. Thank you Nik for everything.
I think all females should take as many pictures of themselves during their first semester of college because they will never get that body back.- nik