Would You With Non Mormon From Salt Lake

June 14, 2010 Salt Lake City, Utah, Would You? 18 7,860 Views

Nik, would you with non mormon from salt lake?

Nik, would you with non mormon from salt lake?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Utah should be an abandoned state and everyone that isn’t mormon should jump ship and try making it in a better state BUT we do have a few girls that are amazingly beautiful. I cant let the trash from Utah that has been submitted thus far be the face of Utah! Meet Erica G. I went to high school with her and she was a sweet girl back then, and still is! I’m sure you’re thinking the girl lives in a tanning bed, but she’s half black! Thats why she has a pretty color and not oompa loomp looking! The only work she’s had done are her +2′s! She is by far the prettiest girl in Utah!! I know you have a ball n chain now, but would you with this brunette!?

Answer: No, she shoulda got braces to hold those horse teeth back.