THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Darren another Hollywood dreamer in their 30′s who really thinks they will make it as a Hollywood movie star/model. Nik this dude is 30+ and not giving it up, his idol is Colin Farrell and honestly I think Darren is a little gay for him because he obsesses and tells people that he will be the next Colin, or sometimes if chicks come up to him and ask him if he is Colin, he will claim to be his brother (yet he has no Irish accent)… believe it or not he has banged so many aspiring actresses because he could introduce them to Colin Farrell one day. Nik should homeboy give it up and go find a 9 to 5 and how old should you be when you give up the dream of being an actor.
He looks like he could be a really good waiter. He should apply to serious Hollywood hot spots like Soup Plantation or Cheesecake Factory.- nik
Classic says:
Wher did he find the chris angel starter kit jewelry? Hotopic??? Complete set 19.99
to ClassicThe cute girls says:
Ok my girlfriends and i had to check this GORGEOUS man’s facebook out. Colin Farrell should be claiming to be his brother! FYI He is hotter then Colin. We think he looks like a younger taller Johnny Depp. Also, looks like he has a really nice family and the bucks. You guys are wayyyy to jealous! Even looks like his last couple of girlfriends are super models and look very sweet. One’s even the Guess Girl. We hardly think he has to claim to be anyone but his SEXY SELF. If he’s a douch then Johnny Depp’s a douch and we know thats just not the case!
to The cute girlsRob says:
I’d rather be the next Carrot Top .
to RobAnonymous says:
hate to inform y’all, but ciggy’s = young death. not cool. and tattoos, btw, while uber cool when you’re young, unless you keep up the workout regiment, your saggy torso is going to look trailer park when you are 40. declared & sayin’…
to AnonymousMichele says:
He looks more like Justin Bobby from the hills
to MicheleAnonymous says:
id hit that ass.
to Anonymousthe real dirty says:
holy fck shi bag its either colin farrel or johnny depp fckin ass pirate
to the real dirtyAnonymous says:
I’d do him. (I’m a woman thanks)
to AnonymousTigerTiger says:
Id do him to sister. I wonder if he has some nude pics. i want to see his greg.
to TigerTigerHamburglar says:
Like you used to do your dad when he returned home from the bar on friday nights?
to HamburglarI bet you would do a snake if somebody would hold it’s head for you.
Tim Jennings (Dirty Army) says:
Omg, hey everyone its Keith Stone, from the key stone beer comercial
to Tim Jennings (Dirty Army)Ha says:
With Bevis to his right…
to Hamichael says:
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@ beavis
to michaelAnonymous says:
i’d rather stick a hot curling iron in my vadge than let that guy penetrate me… either way, it’d probably burn when i peed the next day.
to AnonymousWTF says:
you are a female version of a test tube baby. What a dumbazz comment to say. Besides your “vadge” is full of vile j+zz. Go and red “Run Spot Run” ya wanna be cool slut.
to WTFAnonymous says:
oooh, that one got to ya, huh? learn how to spell “read” before attempting a witty retort. i assume by the melodramatic response to my post that you are the homo in this post, or a friend of his. regardless, the dude looks like every “free cold lunch” kid at any junior high. i’m catching AIDS just looking at him.
to AnonymousFat Hairy B*stard says:
Oh hell no…dude, give up the dream. It’s not gonna happen. However, I think he does have potential in the food service industry. He kind of has that ethnic thing down and could most definitely pass for a Mexican, so I think he has a real future at KFC. I’d bet he’d make a phenomenal dish washer.
to Fat Hairy B*stardFat Hairy B*stard says:
Oh hell no…dude, give up the dream. It’s not gonna happen. However, I do think he has potential in the food service industry, and since he’s Mexican, he has a real future at KFC. I bet he’d make a phenomenal dishwasher or chicken fryer.
to Fat Hairy B*stardAnonymous says:
Nice redo a-hole. Be original beatch. The guy is a tool, just like FHB.
to AnonymousMadmonkey says:
He should join Top Gun. Call sign: ManRammer
to MadmonkeyDA Soldier says:
Another LA failure…this town is loaded with them…douche
to DA SoldierTXsuntzu says:
Collin Al Qaeda
to TXsuntzuDreamkiller says:
Darren. “That doesn’t make you a model”
to DreamkillerAnonymous says:
HAha. I was just looking at this guy’s pictures on facebook. Not going to lie, thought he was pretty hot.
to AnonymousHe has a really pretty gf, though.
bex says:
He just LOOKS like he has some soft of STD. He looks dirty. Yuck!
to bexWTF says:
Ya just jeolous that he will not bang you sitting behind your keyboard. Why don’t you go eat a gallon of blue bell and cry about your life.
to WTFmshelby says:
I remember him from 21 Jump Street.
to mshelbymark38bttm says:
So you say he has banged a lot of aspiring actresses……….Keep the dream alive man
to mark38bttmryan says:
what kind of freakin’ cheeseball takes a picture smoking a cigarette and trying to look cool in the middle of the street wearing the stupidest outfit in history? well, we found one!
to ryanTruth Serum says:
Trying way too hard, dude. Time to get a job and a life.
to Truth SerumI crush dumasses with my logic says:
The whole bad boy pose on that idyllic suburban street need not be forgotten. The guy who did “That doesn’t make you a model”, needs to do “That doesn’t make you a bad boy”. Was that a cigarette break during a game of whiffleball with the neighborhood children? Half the guys in the world try to front like they are in a biker gang. At what point are you no longer a rebel when 94% of people are rebels? Someone needs to crunch the numbers there and figure something out.
to I crush dumasses with my logicWell says:
Whats his last name?
to WellAnonymous says:
Foy
to Anonymousari's used condom says:
i think i just leaked.
to ari's used condomFatVag says:
Hello, welcome to Long John Silvers.
to FatVagMy name is Colin Habib, and you table is right over this way. (sideways arm gesture)
Twin Bolts says:
Customer says, “Golly, you look just like that nasty-@ss Irish actor. Now get me glass of water with a spritz of lime.”
to Twin BoltsRj says:
This douche looks more like singer Chris Cornell than Colin Farrel imo.
to Rjmichael says:
the dude on the right in the first picture looks like a thumb with hair
to michaelHunkles sister says:
I will never stop laughing at this comment.
to Hunkles sisterAnonymous says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest thing I have ever read. Ever.
to Anonymouscharles barkley (post dui) says:
HAHAHA this dude is a trip…middle picture kills it…and every post on here that he wrote was pretty good too (note: Anonymous says: I’d do him. (I’m a woman thanks) and Anonymous says:
to charles barkley (post dui)HAha. I was just looking at this guy’s pictures on facebook. Not going to lie, thought he was pretty hot. He has a really pretty gf, though.) You’re helpless bro…
No doubt says:
Spot on, Sir Charles!! Hilarious!
to No doubtAnonymous says:
I know I speak for many girls when I say he is good looking. His style is a little douchey, but that hair, face, and body makes up for that
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
As a girl, you need to be checked. His expression in the middle of the street, humped over smoking a cig is straight up gay. Nothing against gay people, but he flows and is so cheesy.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
wow i must say he is very hot
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Thats Mike S in the pic with him!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Sign of a true turd is when you pose for every picture that is taken. This is the equivalent to a jersey-chasing bimbo. People like this are loads of fun to be friends with, you get to stand in the back of a bar in silence, while looking around the room for three hours to see if anyone is checking you out. GAY!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
HaHaHa This guy is a hustler. He rents rooms out of a house he is renting in Laurel Canyon, makes people miserable and then doesn’t refund their security deposits…that is if he’s not trying to bang them. He is physically and mentally abusive to his crack smoking girlfriends, doesn’t work, plays golf all the time and uses people for money. OMG LOL STAY AWAY from this loser. M.S.
to Anonymous