Aurora PD Is Going To Arrest You Nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so you posted “Married To A Cop And Controls All His Money” and Jill is mad at you and TheDirty army. Well here are some more pictures of her so everyone knows she is not hot at all just looks OK in some pictures. Her husband is not to pleased Nik, and he said if you ever step foot in Aurora you are going to get arrested. She is cheating on her husband for sure and I have heard it’s with more than 1 guy so hopefully one of them is DA Strong and we can get some pictures that she sends them.
She needs to work out on her stripper pole more. Her thigh fat is rolling over her knee caps and I plead the 5th on her stomach.- nik













why the ef would anyone want to step foot into aurora, shthole
stv k speaks it.
Damn beat me to the punchline….
Wayne and Garth
Completely agreed. Why the hell would Nik want to go to aurora? Nothing but purple crayons.
Only because I live in Aurora Im not going to put my name, but I did sleep with her about 7 months ago. Not a relationship more like a 2 time 1 night stand. Basicly she lied about a “Ladies Night Out” and met up with me untill about 3 maybe 4 am. I felt bad but then again her a$$hole husband is a cop so it made me feel much better about myself.
nasty, nasty small-town crap. she is gross-looking and everything wrong with rural america
I wonder if waynes world did this little piggie?
Inbreed no doubt. They are probably first cousins.
meant Inbred…..before somone jumps all over my spelling
*someone —just giving you sht. i kid, i kid.
Is this “cop” retarded? What would he arrest Nik for??? He should be thanking Nik and the DA, now he can ditch his skank hooker wife!!!
Is this AJ Mcclure lol? And Sam said she knows Jill! She’s not a whore… lol
She’s a WHORE!
haahaha I thought it was aj too! I asked him its not.. but how would sam know this girl? I think shes nasty and she looks crazy. And Nik would never go to Aurora are you fcking jokingg me? Good comeback from a cop thats being cheated and controlled by his fat wife lo
A mother polar bear could live two winters off the blubber on the back of her upper arm area. The cubs could live off her frumunda cheese legs. If I was a cop and married to her, I would put my had cuffs on the fridge.
Graphic.. You really thought that one out, huh? lol
CLASSIC
Thank you McDonalds for making every girl in America Fat and Gross! I want to move to Brazil.
Big fake knockers….boooo….unless someone were to have a picture of said fake knockers…
I HAVE TO RETRACT THE # I GAVE HER ON THE FIRST POST, AND NOW GIVE HER A 2.O ON THE FACE WITCH MAKES HER BODY A 6.
Lol.. I hear “aurora” and instantly think of Waynes World
I’d motorboat the hell outta those things….. yeah… motor boating motherfu$#@r
I didn’t know mall cops could arrest you. Is her name Jill Blart?
Arrest? who cares. You haven’t had enough fun if you haven’t been arrested. And Just being arrested means nothing. they have to have a reason to hold you, and a reason to press charges. So smarty pants the cop is just as dumb as his cheating whore wife.
Ummm, it’s Aurora, IL. No reason for Nik to sweat the cop’s threats since he will never ever come close to that suburb. Then again everyone from Aurora says they are from Chicago when it’s like 55 minutes away.
it’s just easier to explain, on the fly. I have reached downtown Chicago in 20 mins, from Aurora. It’s closer than you think.
yoooour… a moron. No you didnt. Its 40 mins East for me to get to CHI and Aurora is 20 mins West… Unless you were in a helicopter you’re lying.
“your” Really? “You’re” the Moron would be correct. I bet you drive like you spell. No one drives the speed limit there, except for the idiots. Yes, I have made it there in 15 mins from Aurora. One rain-soaked evening, I drove to O’Hara in 10 mins, from Aurora. No biggie, no helicopters. Made my flight, too, 5 mins. later I was taking off. This isn’t special sauce here. The real trick is making it down to Carbondale, in 4 hours of drive time. I know, the concept will make your head explode. Stay classy, in podunk Aurora.
Hey douchbag it’s O’Hare you dumb sht!
she is ugly looks like her head got stuck in a vacuum and her husband can find better and she should just quit working out on the pole because obviously it didnt help sht!
I saw this chick at Hollywood Casino last week all over some D-Bag playing blackjack. 30 min later she was with another mook. Classic hooker
Man Phucke the police in Wayne’s World. You should go there Nik but only if you dress like Garth exactly in the 91 hit movie and have Ari drive you around to earn his 10% in the Garthmobile
looks like she fell off the stripper pole an got beat with it
Girl on the left: are you wall-eyed, or did someone distract you? You look like that Picasso painting, the one where the dude is looking one way with his face, and the other with his eyes. not.attractive
Middle chick: you’re ugly. ’nuff said.
Rode hard and put away wet on the right: ever heard of invisalign, clarifying shampoo, and one-tone haircolor?
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Hey you dumb mother fcker, that beautiful girl on the left (that is worth more than your entire family) your talking about happens to be my sister so how bout you shut the fck up and get a life and stop talking about people that you don’t even know on the dirty. get a job, get a girlfriend (one who you don’t pay to give you blowjobs behind fast food restraunts), and GET A LIFE.
Wouldn’t the girl you think he pays to blow him behind fast food “restraunts” be someones sister too? So that would mean that maybe your sister right now is blowing someone behind a “restraunts” right? LOL!
Dumb knuckle dragging Illinois turd.
Oh and one last thing……..Walleyes taste great!
“Wouldn’t the girl you think he pays to blow him behind fast food “restraunts” be someones sister too?”
Not necessarily. Some people have no brothers or sisters, they are called the “only child” in case you didn’t know.
She is getting banged and her twat smells and swells.
i thought she was wearing her beth costume (dog bounty hunter wife)
i dont get it…if someone let me know my lady was bangin other guys id be thankful…i trip out when guys get all defensive….sidenote!!!!! its a fact that cheating is higher with cops wifes… 1 their always gone…and 2 they treat their wives like shi…
Who’s the chick on the left?
anything bad that happenes to a pig makes me happy. f*ck all pigs!!!
Jesus………….those are some on the manliest eyebrows I have ever seen on a chick!
she has taken up the nose with ears like that.. missed her mouth
Hahaha…wonder how many of his fellow cops are laughing at him behind his back over this.
I wonder even more how many of his fellow cops have gregged her A$$.
I would stick her husband’s baton where the sun don’t shine.
Jill is nice and thick. Don’t care if her husband is a cop. I’d bang this chick so hard she’d need a wheelchair to get around for a few days.
She sounds like a cop herself….fat ass, no morals, likes stripper poles, cheats on their spouse, no fashion sense. Get this bitch a fcking badge already! Funny thing is: 100 bucks says her husband fcked at least 2 badge bunnies in the last month, on duty no doubt!!
Huge belly — is she pregnant?
LOL.. No I think the hoe got a couple already!
I like her thickness (not pc either) but, she is avergae at best – good for a flyover…
Nik, the Aurora cop might be pissed now, but he’ll thank you in the long run for outing her
just to make it clear many people have WITNESSED her cheating on her husband
hey man… went to south too…i think i know this girl…what year did you graduate? did you play football? who did you hang with? drop me a line and tell me if this is the same chick..
she 100% without a doubt cheats on her husband. its a known fact. she has a youtube of her videos at youtube /user /jillianolsen
hahah great share
Definitely cheating on her husband! I know a couple dudes who have stuck it in her. 2 have gotten DRD from her!
hey man..you went to south? when did you graduate? did you play football? i think i knew this girl once but you have to confirm it for me….
Aurora, IL? I figured, since there are really no white people in Aurora, CO.
Yea I don’t think they live in Aurora.. He is a cop there but they live in Yorkville or some bullshi! I’ve been hearing a lot of sht about this hooker! Someone really wants her husband to find out I take it!
hey i went to south..i think i know her..when did you graduate? who did you hang out with; there are two jillian pruitts at wheaton south…fll me in…
hahahaha fck you i lived in Aurora, Co and im white!
so a pig married a pig. they can have little piglets and be happy in nowhere land.
what’s he gonna arrest you for Nik, being somebody while he’s a nobody cop?
This chick single??? How old is she??? I would love to take her out on a nice evening! too bad this website isn’t some website that can hook people up as well…
I WANT HER!
she is cheating…i would know
Pics or it didn’t happen
YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
wow im really glad that because of no life losers like yourselves that one day her two beautiful children (who i have held in my arms) can grow up and read about all this terrible shirandom strangers talked about their mother…. i really hope that someone puts all of your mothers up on here and you have to read all the disgusting hate that bored, scared, anonymous people have to say. If you truly knew her or her family or were even standing in the same room as them you would have nuthing to say, because you are all small, ignorant people and when it comes down to it everyone has flaws and it doesnt make you big and bad to sit behind a computer screen in your parents basements and anonymously try your best to tear other people down because of your own insecurities because mommy didn’t love you enough. get lifes, go outside and take a deep breathe of air and realize that your opinions mean NOTHING, and that they change NOTHING and that all the shi youve talked on here has gotten you NOWHERE. the poeple who you rip apart on here dont change who they are and keep on living their lives so i really think you people should do thesame. GROW UP, im 19 and i dont feel the need to try to rip people to shreads so that i can think im cooler than them or prettier than them. (but then again this opinion doesnt matter either cuz as long as people wanna hate, people are gunna hate on someone)
tl;dr
cool story, bro
What if your mom became a stripper in front of your own eyes (and all of facebook)…stripper boobs, stripper tattoos, stripper poling…and then you found out she is getting anal from someone else other than your father?
People on here don’t like cheating whores and think its wrong. People like her deserve to be exposed. The people who KNOW for a fact she is cheating on her husband are not ignorant. If you notice, a lot of these comments are from people who know her, not random strangers. If she didn’t want her children to read or see obscene things about their mother on the internet, maybe she shouldn’t post hundreds of erotic pole dancing videos on the internet for everybody to see.
I THINKS SHE IS PRETTY SEXY ! ! !
cant make a whore a housewife!
Written like a true Auroraean.
Someone who cheats, puts random stripper lesson videos on Youtube and takes sexy pictures and posts them where someone else, an unknown person, can gain access, deserves to be blasted. That combined with the consensus that she is known to bang dudes other than her husband compounds the chances that she would be outed as a douchette. If you are her true friend, then perhaps you should tell her to keep her legs shut and keep the videos off of the interwebs….
That being said, I live in Chicago. If you can’t utilize your sage knowledge that all 19 y/o’s have to make Jill convert to a healthier lifestyle then I would like to offer my services. I would gladly make the trip out to Aurora and stick my greg in Jill’s starfish. The thing is, I am told I am horrible in bed and have a tiny greg. Perhaps the experience with me would turn Jill off of her cheating ways. I’d be more than glad to accommodate you as well, or you can just videotape and we can put it on Youtube. I think this plan will work perfectly…
listen here bitch whoever this slut is she fcked up she is in the category of sluts and so will here kids be when they grow all you stupid fcks are the same you fck up by sleeping with shitload of people and think its ok you made a mistake well fck no that shi is perminanet see where i come from wich is europe you dont do this type of sh you have respect for yourself so my closing statement is FCK THIS WHORE Nasty as fck too
My mom never took pics of herself hanging upside down on a stripper pole or without her shirt showing nasty peacocks painted/tattooed on her body, moron! She actually does LOVE her children and family and would never embarrassed them in any way by doing that. I have a feeling that at 19 you’re the one sitting in mommy and daddy’s basement taking the time to write out a long-winded paragraph that no one cares about.
I know this chick! She’s a cool girl! Why the hell would someone do that to her!
Does anyone have on record this cop saying he will arrest Nik? The first Amendment of the US constitution protects your freedom of speech. There aren’t any arrestable offenses transgressing here. If anything this would be a civil court matter and not a matter for a cop to arrest you. If someone has this on record that he made a threat like this then please report him report him immediately for abuse of power and corruption to the Illinois Attorney General. Take the threat to the media and make sure this officer isn’t on the force anymore. You cannot threaten to arrest people because you do not like what they say, that is illegal and abuse of power. I know it is annoying to be featured on thedirty and can irritate someone, but you cannot use your position of power as a public official to threaten someone, that is illegal and you can face jail time for that.
Also I know these stories on here can sometime be an exaggeration. I found a couple of people that I know on theDirty.com. Some of the stories have some truth to them but a couple of the posts are exaggerations. Also since anyone can post anything on here anyone can say “I know person X” and then make up a story. There is no way to verify some of the stories. You just have to take it lightly and laugh at yourself a little bit if you get on thedirty.com You can’t take things too seriously.
I stress if someone has it on record that the cop said he will arrest Nik and abuse his power report him immediately to the Illinois Attorney General and call the FBI public corruption division for Illinois. The number to the Illinois FBI is (877) U-TIP-OFF. Also send one of the news outlets in Chicago a message to make sure that this isn’t just swept under the rug and the officer is given a slap on the wrist for using threats and abusing his power.
If someone can make this information publicly available I will personally handle the matter to make sure this officer is fired and jailed for making threats. I have many friends who are attorney and would love to handle th
Exactly what I was thinking. Get the info, Dirty Army… have this cop terminated. We need more corrupt cops in this town like Blago needs another recording to surface.
I’d pee on her for sure
You people are so mean! You dont even know her! Your just going by what some idiot wrote! It’s prob some bitch whos jealous of her!
I’d hit it….. with a mack truck!
i think i know this girll….someone drop me a line ….i went to south too..any WWS alum get back to me…
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